Austin Shrum

@hexcoffee @campnorthend

This Saturday at @campnorthend 1 dollar espresso, Carolina bbq , southern breakfast take over. Limited to release coffees. It’s going to be the most fun you have ever had at a one year old birthday

@hexcoffee @imbibe @campnorthend Let’s goooo

Y’all every once in awhile we have to Pinch our selves. We’re honored to be mentioned as part of the @imbibe 75 for 2024. To be mentioned among some of the best in the country is truly humbling. Let’s keep pushing coffee concepts forward in 2024!

@darrells_tone 🙏🙏🙏

My only ask of AI right now is a mobile Gmail integration that suggests available times to meet directly in the email thread when someone asks.

@vtshrum So real

john mulaney’s berzatto christmas dinner blessing including “and is he still holding the fork”

Having a really hard time not sharing all these photos of our food program…

Watched the LOTR trilogy for the first time (yes) and immediately googled “viggo mortensen wig”. His hair was perfect in 1 & 2, but something changed in 3 and it’s still very much bothering me a day later. Gonna get to the bottom of this 20-year-old cold case.

@boyruminating Minor setback > major comeback

twiddling my thumbs until Jan 1 at which point i will drastically turn my life around

Fascinating article in the @nytimes on unheralded decline in child poverty over the last 30 years, calling it a “case study of different political ideologies combining to produce a result that was better than either side would have produced on its own” nytimes.com/2022/09/11/us/…

@bejack12 @sawyerlawyer410 @AmericanAir NFT bots hit this quick

@sawyerlawyer410 @AmericanAir We’ll be releasing these tweets as a limited edition NFT. Stay tuned.

@AmericanAir - why we sitting on the tarmac in Jacksonville? #aa3563

Spreading the good word of a great lady

@bejack12 YES !!

Exciting to see every security I own hitting 52-week lows daily.

@bejack12 @Apple @Applebees ?

Is there an ATT notification for @Apple's App store?

@bejack12 @NerdWallet IYKYK

⁦@NerdWallet⁩ that’s actually not how that works!

hear ye hear ye

@bejack12 Don’t go to Houston!

Yo Dallas I-35 W after 6PM might be the worst place on the entire planet.

@bejack12 @Twitter FIX ITTT

⁦@Twitter⁩ this must be the worst survey question of all time. If Dave Chapelle make a joke about insurance, I’d love to see it. But if lemu the fucking emu shows up on my timeline I’m deleting the fucking app.

@bejack12 @Google @gmail FIX IT !

⁦@Google⁩ ⁦@gmail⁩ what the absolute f**k is this? Why would I open the YouTube app on my wife’s iPhone to verify my identity. Please fix.

@bejack12 Shots fired!

“I’m wanting to” has to be the most annoying phrase in the English language.

@alexcookson @drob 🔥🔥🔥

Anyone other #rstats people find @drob's #TidyTuesday screencasts useful? I made a spreadsheet with timestamps for hundreds of specific tasks he does: bit.ly/2NnMeXH Useful if, like me, you keep going back and ask, "Where in the video did he do [this thing] again?"

@bejack12 Woo!

Friends doesn’t make me laugh.