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@james_trafford1 he probably leaves next season but by then we're developed enough to not miss him as much if that makes sense

@avariys Nice to get another view on it Him saying he wants to play in laliga He could be talking about like in 2029 or something

The fact bernado Silva who has been here against his will for 3 years now wouldn't even dare say something like that and it's freaking rodri that's talking like this

@james_trafford1 it was a lot more relaxed. he wasn't dismissing the idea but he said he's very happy in the prem for the time being

@avariys How did he actually say it

HE 😭 CELEBRATED 😭 HIS 😭 GENDER 😭 REVEAL 😭 AT 😭 THE 😭 ETIHAD 😭😭😭

@james_trafford1 praying man 🙏🏻

I don't know why But I have a feeling he's going to go on a crazy run after this international break

@lordofthegray @InvertTheWing just reached over and took the words right out of my mouth. what a hero.

@InvertTheWing I’m sorry but Arteta isn’t even fit to lace Invert’s boots, let alone share a table with him. What has he won? Nothing. What has Invert won? My heart, at the very least

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@InvertTheWing 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@MC_frnk jesus christ

Real talk. Who’d you start in a UCL final game ? Prime Walker or current Nunes

@moham20230 @the_avatarrr @City_Xtra @RadioestadioN rodri is the best at his position in the world bro. nico is great but he isn't rodri

@the_avatarrr @City_Xtra @RadioestadioN Nico does better than him. At least we are solid defensively with Nico G

Rodri: "I have one year left on my #ManCity contract. At some point we'll have to sit down and talk… Even though I've played for Atleti, [Real] Madrid isn't a closed door for me - you can't turn your back on the best clubs…” [via @RadioestadioN]

@miga_gbemi1 @LamineRole @Aayush735386763 that taller striker being erling haaland do you people hear yourselves

@LamineRole @Aayush735386763 That's why he had to live city because he could not displace a taller striker

good player and allat but there’s a reason he’s in turkey at his very peak, i won’t say much.

@SimplyOlar @FrankEra_ it's a bit different in italy, at least it definitely used to be. everyone's ultra defensive

@FrankEra_ You’d think he’s scored up to 20- 25goals this season 😂😂

🚨🎙️ | Rasmus Højlund speaks out on his time at #MUFC: “If we look at the recent periods at Manchester United I did NOT perform well.. I’m aware of that, but now many things have changed. "I thought it was ALL OVER for me. Here at Napoli I have rediscovered the JOY of playing football. They even said I was finished in Denmark.. but I never gave up. "Now in Denmark they say that I am back at the CENTRE of the project, because I am working and scoring much more."

@james_trafford1 @AliyuKabir74080 depends on what pep wants. josh is probably quite good at moving into the middle, doing the whole inverted bag. just depends on who's out wide. if it's foden for example he works best with freedom same as cherki

@avariys @AliyuKabir74080 I mean cherki is going to be mostly cam next season since there is no bernadiki

Rb depth?

@james_trafford1 @AliyuKabir74080 don't get me wrong he could be great if we had let's say semenyo there

@avariys @AliyuKabir74080 Actually Didn't think of that

@james_trafford1 @AliyuKabir74080 granted i don't think this source is worth looking at, but i'll take livramento all day. pep's moved to overlapping fbs which acheampong isn't at all. especially with cherki playing you want a player who can manage the entire right side

@AliyuKabir74080 He has good physicality He can carry the ball Link up play and man mark and he's young as well Hell yeah

skiesti probably thought 9/11 was about her

@james_trafford1 @Mazen_MCI @ManCity trusting random sources is a complete waste of time. until someone reputable says anything there's no point giving these random people a second look

@Mazen_MCI @ManCity I don't even care I'm just pissed

We'll just nice fucking work Brilliant work @ManCity

@ObDarren @AgustinIseas10 he wanted to leave. we aren't the kind of club to hold a player hostage id like to think. such a fantastic player though

@AgustinIseas10 Always thought man city were mad letting me go. He's better than Haaland. Lpool fan.

Julián Álvarez vs. Tottenham (V) UCL 25/26

Ice Beam TM is a better ice type pokemon than pretty much every ice type pokemon

@zairoFPS miss you bro. x

Overwatch as horrid and traumatic as i find the game nowadays had the best rank and mmr system and im unsure why val cant just fix their shit mmr system x 400 rr a month ago went on big loss streak currently immo1 gulp and gain 15 rr..?

with love and respect, how r u champ bro. HOW