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@NJSimmondsbooks And there’s no wind. What are we supposed to do, stand outside it wafting a towel?? 😀

Non Brits: omg if you're hot just open the window or get an AC unit that goes out of your window. Average British window, which you can't alter if renting (only part that opens is the top half and it opens 3 inches...so also fuck you in a fire):

@benonwine What about the other way around? “Wow, your fanny looks great in those tight jeans!”

What’s a harmless British word that can mean something completely different depending on where you grew up?

@Jaystus @mike_daddino You just know you gonna get ripped a new one for the rest of the week and all you can do is suck it up..

@awdl2172 @mike_daddino I did right after half time once. Whoops lol

I promise… this is the most astonishing video you will see today

@sweet_n_tweet @avfcvillan82 @Poppers_R_Us No, pretty much everywhere and I can’t think of a stronger example that California. Our ears are trained to what we know, I suppose. In England, you get the “war-er” pronunciation in the South East a lot, but I’d say most people say the full “war-ter”.

@awdl2172 @avfcvillan82 @Poppers_R_Us You must only hear people from the NE US if that’s what you hear.

Why can’t yanks say the word Craig

@KTeems87 @InterrupterB @mike_daddino Me too. I was only 5’2” so I was chuffed that I got it in any basket tbh!

@InterrupterB @mike_daddino First basket i ever made in a game was in the wrong basket, I finally got the ball so I was shooting. 2nd grade I think

@30f3550r @sweet_n_tweet @Poppers_R_Us I want to hear them say a sentence with mirror, error and horror in it. Would just be one long nasal whine.

@sweet_n_tweet @Poppers_R_Us Have a look in the meeer before making accusations like that

@sweet_n_tweet @avfcvillan82 @Poppers_R_Us Yanks pronounce it as a D to get wodder. I don’t know how you hear a T in that.

@avfcvillan82 @Poppers_R_Us You’re crazy. The “t” is pronounced firmly in the word, “water.”

@forestmad80 At least there’s no air con to break down

@awdl2172 I’m not sure that bus will make it???

Two days of the sun being out and most Brits have lost their mind. If you’re in the Balaerics/Canaries or the like and it’s 30c then you’ll happily explore/hit the beach and enjoy it. Why is it that when it’s in the UK and it hits this temperature I see people contemplating heading to Dignitas. Enjoy the sun, it’s good for you!!! #heatwave #sun Don’t come to Sandbanks though, head to Bournemouth…

@DanPainter @anon_opin Why are you leftists so hateful?

@anon_opin Anyone considered removing the massive roof canopy from petrol stations first in the future. If you insist on staying with petrol, enjoy the weather standing outside filling up. A gentle nudge in direction.

We're doing good work on getting people to drive, and enjoy, electric vehicles. Now is the time to set a date after which petrol won't be sold. A decade from now seems about right.

@anon_opin Have a think what that does to the second hand car market you moron. Millions of people sitting on a worthless asset with a loan still to repay. Negative equity anyone?! Also, if everyone switched to electric in that time frame, the grid couldn’t begin to cope.

RT IF YOUR CLUB DO NOT SIT IN THE BOTTOM THREE

@fesshole 🥱

I'm really into "fun with barcodes". Set the scale to Pick 'n' Mix (most expensive), print a label, and stick the barcode bit on the Daily Mail. Then, watch the rage when it scans at £28. Childish? Yes. Worth it? Also yes.

@Salibasexual02 @mionomedev That argument cancels itself out

@mionomedev He showed winning mentality by turning Spurs down, that’s the mentality Tuchel wants.

What possible argument is there for taking him over Gibbs-White?

@SMojsiejenko They must be a special kind of stupid if they think you faked the badly swollen eyelid. I hope you get the result you’re hoping for in the end.

The police arrested me for reporting these injuries They broke my door down & seized my make up, pretending I had painted the injuries on my face, despite the fact I had a CT scan from the NHS who logged the injuries This is obscene

@HeidiBachram Terrorists plain and simple

Palestine Action-like thugs just smashed up trucks in Bristol belonging to DSV Logistics. They relentlessly target this transport company to get them to stop working with Israeli Elbit Systems. Violent vandals who get away with this over and over. Grim.

@TeleFootball Utter disgrace

🚨 JUST IN: Morgan Gibbs-White has been left out of Thomas Tuchel's 26-man squad for the World Cup 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@TheatreSpoonie @MagicPuddingDi I was also just in the Peak District. Ordered a panini at a cafe and got enough salad on the side to start my own veggie cafe. You have definitely not seen a representative slice of the UK. Plus we don’t drown ours in ranch, so it’s still healthy.

@MagicPuddingDi Wow you seem aggressive. I've spent the past weekend in the Peak District. It was near impossible to find salads even in cafes. But okay buddy. Also, interesting you bring up supermarkets when I was referring to how hard it is to find salads when eating out... 👍

It's easier to find a salad in the US than it is in the UK... I wish I was joking but salads are standard in most US restaurants including McDonald's. In the UK it's rare to find a salad of any kind in a pub or restaurant.