Daniel Ayodeji

Lab 6 — Cisco Network Essentials 🧵 Extended ACLs reminded me why networking punishes assumptions.

@donkyincrisis @LionInCrisis That's why you are a donkey

You nap 20 hours and call it leadership? Animal kingdom needs leadership change

Page 85 now 😤

@aronvic98 By the way, I will be done with NYSC, and I am hoping if there will be any technical role in that company of yours I studied electrical/electronics engineering in FUTA, I get small experience, and I am willing, able and ready to get more.

HR: Which state are you from? Me: Ondo state HR: We have an opening in Ondo state. Will you be willing to work in Ondo state if we transfer you there? Me: (Lost in deep thoughts considering the fact tht Ive been jobless for 9 months after NYSC) Yes, I can work in anywhere I'm posted to, ma.... Provided the pay is worth it 2nd HR: I like you already! That is how a man should condition is thought. Though I wasn't happy I will be posted to Ondo, even after getting the offer letter, I still spoke with the MD and some management staff on changing my place of assignment. But then.. It didn't materialize. Working in Ondo gave me the luxury of leaving my bed by 7:00am and still get to work on or before 7:30. No traffic, no nothing. Just a 10 mins napep to my place of work. I'm on the same salary with those in Lagos too.

@PulseNigeria247 God see everybody heart Swear with Ogun, me personally go vote for you

“I resigned to plead for the opportunity to represent our party [APC] as the guber candidate in the 2027 general election.” “God sees my heart, he sees my plan to serve humanity and give my best.” - Former Nigeria Minister of Power, Adebayo Adelabu

@ruffydfire If e like, make e sell bread Nothing for you!

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@PulseNigeria247 Even this makes no sense

Nigerian: I sell clothes for a living. I married here. My first son is 18. South Africa: From now on you’re illegally a foreigner. We don’t want foreigners. We’re fixing our South Africa. We want you out now. South Africans confront Nigerian in anti-immigrant protests. 🇳🇬🇿🇦

@DanielRegha Shameless Very shameless

Effects of unemployment, and money worshiping mindset.

@instablog9ja Pirates still dey again

Pirates abd¥ct 20 passengers including UTME candidates in Calabar.

@SlimNazi At least food dey the house

Ladies, can you settle for a guy living in this type of room?

@NigeriaStories Bandits don lay their hands on military air craft nii?

56 people, mostly traders, are feared dead, while 14 others have been hospitalized following an airstrike on a weekly market along the Borno–Yobe border. Source: Daily Trust

@NigeriaStories Misplaced priorities just full una hand

BREAKING NEWS: Federal Government to withdraw passports from citizens who have formally renounced their Nigerian citizenship.

@yabaleftonline Slim the f*ck down🤧

Senate President Akpabio's Daughter, Iniabasi, Named State Patron Of City Boys Movement.

@FederalMines Geruttt

Enough talk!!!. Nigeria has more untapped mineral wealth than oil ever gave us. Gold. Lithium. Tin. Zinc. Coal. Iron Ore. Yet we still import what we can mine ourselves. The Federal Ministry of Mines & Steel is done with excuses. By 2027, we will: 👉Create 500,000 direct jobs in solid minerals 👉Stop billions in mineral imports 👉Make Nigeria a top-10 global steel producer again The era of “potential” is over. This is the era of production. Are you ready to join the revolution? #SolidMineralsNG #NigeriaRising #EndOilDependency"

Me to my mom after she removed the PS5 i put in my sister's brideprice list

@_fels1 With this kain nyash?

We should all strive to make the world a better place.

@PhaitSunday @tobimanish Beggar Where is your ID card

I’m living in an uncompleted building… Nigerians come to my rescue 😪

@dammiedammie35 You all know where he stays, all these talking no necessary at all

Defence Minister, CG Musa Send Last Warning To Gumi and Other Terr0r!sts Sympathisers !!!

@NigeriaStories But them no see am kill

Gunmen suspected to be bandits opened fire on the convoy of the Chief of Staff to the Zamfara State Governor, Alhaji Mouktar Lugga, along the Funtua–Gusau highway yesterday

@Femzydr1 If nah true Bad character just full everywhere

Kunle Afolayan said when he was looking for a vibrant female actress who can act as Queen Arolake in his super hit movie Anikulapo, he contacted Funke Akindele and she demanded for 3.5m naira per role, Which he refused and looked for someone else, the moment she heard that they have started making the movie she stopped talking to him, even though they kept on meeting in different movies event, then he said he later contacted her just to congratulate her, on her latest movie success, but she told him not to ever talk or mention her name again, he said this on Arise Tv interview few days ago.

@_Nsznn Nah water the bus dey use abii Our bros for road no go collect their own abii

14-seater Toyota Hiace bus is sold at N30 million. One full trip from Abuja - Lagos is 500k. In less than 60 trips, you’ll make your capital.