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@IonCarnation you can already start smuggling in rats. they can't stop you.

>Alberta declares independence > Carney orders 100k Rats to be air dropped into Calgary

How in the world did I miss the "Why's there only one Jalen in the NHL song"

@NathanJRobinson with all due respect, shut the fuck up

@exhaustdata show him "cats in the cradle"

This morning my toddler only wanted to listen to one song over and over again. He wanted “the fast car song” which is of course, Fast Car. Probably a very different song if those are the only words you really grasp, whereas I’m on the verge of tears at daycare drop off

@Mike_Leach1976 it's objectively the worst

Nice try. It didn’t rank as the worst. It is the smallest. You left that part out because it doesn’t fit the narrative you want to spin. Smallest and worst are two different things.

@ZachLowy how many years has the team existed? how many years have they made the playoffs? what made you choose the phrase 'recent decline'?

2017: Toronto FC become the only team in MLS history to win a domestic treble 2019: Toronto lose in the MLS Cup Final 2020: Toronto finish 2nd in MLS regular season before losing in the first round of the playoffs 2021-25: Toronto fail to reach the postseason I wrote about TFC’s recent decline for @Urban_Pitch: urbanpitch.com/can-toronto-fc…

In case you were wondering why Tesla self-driving is so dangerous, this guy is a senior member of the team developing it. He claims he has no idea how to handle approaching a road that's completely obfuscated by smoke. Hint: the answer is to slow down and proceed with caution, which this Tesla didn't.

@guhnomercy @goober59914 lmaaaaaaaaao

@goober59914 yeah lays brand

we can't let canadians know we've had those for years it'll break their hearts

fire each and every executive who signed off on this

Bryan Cristante was eligible to represent Canada through his dad. He chose to represent Italy and missed his penalty that ended the Azzurri’s 2026 World Cup journey. If he had chosen the #CanMNT, he’d likely be going to his second World Cup.

@jay_mcd @Hezbolsonaro lmao

@Hezbolsonaro You don’t join a party to vote against something/someone in that party.

The Alberta NDP has 85,000 members. Avi Lewis won with 40,000 votes. If they're all so concerned about him and the direction of the party why didn't they all become real members to vote against him? Pay up or shut up.

@trying2help @sarobertsonca @TedBlades i hope he executes you

@sarobertsonca @TedBlades Avi Lewis wants to take your businesses your farms and your industries because he thinks he knows better than you what to do with them! Oh and your homes if worth anything!

Avi Lewis: "Our NDP has a different offer for this country. Our plan is to Trump-proof the economy by investing massively in Canadian economic independence, using the unmatched power of public ownership to ensure the fundamentals of a good life."

Avi needs to learn from the Corbyn blunder and ruthlessly purge the people trying to sabotage his agenda. It should be done quickly with the authority of his large leadership mandate

Hello my name is Bill. I’m 67 and from Woodstock, Ontario. I have voted Conservative since I was 18 and I’m really concerned about the direction of the NDP

it’s so awesome that every website is going to be like this for the rest of our lives

@RobWong34 @Barfyman36two you literally just said it was one of the nicest parts. that doesn't sound like you want to go back at all!

@Barfyman36two Premium access areas are a fact of life in most if not all sports arenas/stadiums these days. I wish we could go back to the old days too, but it doesn't seem likely.

One of the nicest parts of the new Rogers Centre experience is the exclusive Rogers Terrace in 200L that incorporates the old patio that was there. There's also a grand piano for Max Scherzer's side sessions.

Baba Yetu. And as usual - I've got goosebumps. Thank You, Christopher Tin.

@acidiclemon2 no, it's going to be 100% normal until it runs out, and then immediate panic. why would you assume anything else?

I think people may not grasp what '~50 days of petrol' means. Like, it's not going to be 100% everything normal for ~7 weeks, and then panic stations. No, we're going to need to stretch that 7 weeks of fuel out, probably over 14 weeks. So we need to start rationing now.

@WendolynLamchop if you fix the spelling immediately your art will live forever

I do laugh when i look at the standings 😂😅

@1800ghostman no don't

If you had a private backyard but maybe only for one summer would you bother planting anything