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@AXECOP I'm impressed with corn Doug. The dog is just so cool though.

Trying to make a real corn dog into an action figure: harder than it sounds.

@Not_the_Bee I love it but the proposed location makes no sense being on the northern part of the Mississippi.

@AXECOP Lol I was too

Rooting for Gina tonight but running late about to turn on the fight.

@MikhailaFuller We all are. I love this so much

Missing dad.

@NWSFlagstaff I'd say it's a little too hot when it's over 90!

Warning: Today’s forecast is dangerously close to perfect. 🚨 We’ve got that rare "Goldilocks" combo: warm enough for a t-shirt, dry enough for a good hair day, and a breeze to keep it fresh. 10/10, no notes. #azwx

Buy these books! These are my favorite books I've ever bought my kids. My 10 year old daughter loves them and my 6 year old son is obsessed! His favorite is legion of fluff but penpals with Cindy and Jaxthalar makes him laugh the most I think.

To celebrate #ChildrensBookWeek, we are offering Volume 1 of This Book Might Explode for only $9.99! explodeyworld.com/sp/light-the-f… This Book Might Explode is like the whole kids section of a bookstore packed into one book. It's got chapter books, picture books, comics, gag pages, and activities. Every kid we’ve seen with this book loves it. And it makes for the perfect screen-time replacement. We want to inspire and encourage your kid to get active and get creative. Get yours today!

"If I told you there was one free thing you could do every Sunday that would make your kids happier, healthier, smarter, and closer to you, you'd think I was selling something." Take your kids to church regularly. I don't care if you believe. The data is so lopsided that skipping it is the parenting equivalent of refusing vegetables because you don't like the taste. Grades. Religious teens get As at almost twice the rate of nonreligious teens. In a class of 100, that's 24 A-students instead of 14. Church gives a kid the same academic boost as being born rich instead of poor. College. Working-class religious kids earn bachelor's degrees at double the rate of their nonreligious peers. Middle-class kids do it at 1.5x the rate. For families without a trust fund, this is one of the most powerful forms of upward mobility social scientists have measured. Character. Religious teens are far less likely to lie, cheat, or do things they hope their parents never find out about. They're more likely to care about racial equality, the elderly, and the poor. They reject the idea that morality is whatever works for you in the moment. That kind of kid doesn't happen by accident. It's built. Closeness. 60% of parents of religious teens say they feel "extremely close" to their kid, compared to 50% of nonreligious parents. The kids report the same thing back. They get along better with their parents, talk about hard stuff, and actually want to spend time with their family. Despair. Religious teens are dramatically less likely to be depressed, anxious, lonely, or feel that life is meaningless. 90% of devoted religious teens never binge drink, compared to 41% of the disengaged. Economists named the modern epidemic "deaths of despair." Regular church attendance is one of the strongest known buffers against it. Parents are spending fortunes trying to solve teen mental health. The most evidence-backed intervention is free. Purpose. Religious young adults report higher purpose, gratitude, life satisfaction, and resilience. These are the exact traits every parent says they want their kid to have. Here's why it works. Affluent families already surround their kids with networks of stable, accomplished adults through neighborhoods, schools, and parents' colleagues. Working and middle-class families usually don't. A congregation is often the last institution in American life that puts your kid in weekly contact with dozens of stable, employed, sober adults who know their name. It used to be called "a village." Now it barely exists outside of churches. "But I don't believe." Your kid doesn't need your theology. They need you to show up. "But church is boring." So is sitting through a kindergarten music recital. Parenting is the deliberate choice to be bored on purpose for someone you love. There's a church within 15 minutes of nearly every American home. You don't need money, connections, or credentials to walk in. Nothing else in this country will surround your kid with engaged adults, teach them moral seriousness, and give them a stable weekly rhythm at zero cost. You already drive them to practices that produce far less. The free thing on Sunday produces more, on more dimensions, than almost anything else you do as a parent. You don't have to believe anything. You just have to take them.

@explodeybook @AXECOP My son loves this story!

"Legion of Fluff" by @AXECOP continues in This Book Might Explode Volume 4! What does "GOOBA GOOBA DOKU PA!" translate to? I dunno but from the looks of that goblin, I can't be good for Tommy and Charlotte. Don't let your kids miss a single chapter! Subscribe at explodeyworld.com!

One side of the political spectrum keeps trying to kill the other side. One side celebrates murdering babies, selling their body parts, and chopping off kids genitals. One side continuously releases violent repeat criminals that are preying on our women and children, while lying and saying that they support women. One side wants dudes to compete against our girls in sports, and force our girls to change with them in the locker room. One side willingly invites criminals and miscreants from the third world to live among us with impunity, even going as far as to protest when sex offenders are shipped back home. One side gleefully riots and burns down cities when they don’t get their way. This isn’t hyperbole. The Democratic Party is a party of depravity.

@ChestertonsGate @IMAO_ It's all so true. Your attitude towards life makes it what it is so make it an adventure. I also have a train loving son and his love for all things trains has brought me love for it and we can enjoy it together.

@azfloorplanman @IMAO_ That's awesome. What stands out to you?

Did you know that novelist and Babylon Bee writer Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_ Discussed "On Running After One's Hat" with the Chesterton Gateway Guys! Have you heard it? youtu.be/L1LRSanX5bM

Most embarrassing moment of my entire life

I briefly came out of content retirement to talk Cardinals draft. My thoughts on Love, Simpson, Cards current QB room and what they should actually do at #3.

@AndyHolloway Lol that's great

Sorry, correction.

Russell Brand's Christianity Called Into Question After Revelation He Has Not Yet Memorized The Lyrics Of DC Talk's 'Jesus Freak' buff.ly/aOA9VrX

NFL draft analysts just making up words

@TheBabylonBee What have we become? Tell me where are the righteous ones yeah?

Taco Bell Releases New 'Every Day We Stray Further From God's Light' Chalupa Supreme buff.ly/rNQRRmH

@AXECOP @explodeybook Sure but I have no following

Out Kickstarter was a success. Now we are out in the real world with @explodeybook and we need another push. May 4-11 is children’s book week. Are you willing to post about TBME at least one time that week? Please respond here or send me a DM. We need all the help we can get!

This was fun! Rachel called into the Ramsey Show a week ago with a tough decision to make: She wants to see the @backstreetboys at the Sphere in Las Vegas, but she's working on paying off debt. @kevinrichardson from the Backstreet Boys saw the clip, and here's what happened next.