Brittany Chouhan

There is 100% the weather stays below freezing today and for the foreseeable future. There’s a 0% chance your Kia Optima is ready to travel. Keep her home for now. #LMPDSnowThoughts

@CBSEveningNews @LMPD I literally got back on X just to follow yall. Love the unhinged tweets

As winter weather caused chaos across Louisville, the police department’s official X account @LMPD leaned into humor — complete with snow jokes, self-roasts and a late-night post that went viral.

Should the department’s social media remain “Balanced” or stay “unhinged”?

@Ticketmaster send help? I’m just trying to login to my account 😔

just realized TS13 is going to be about her engaged/happily ever after era. i’m SICK

swifties in the workplace

No Taylor Swift. No Sabrina Carpenter. No Olivia Rodrigo. No Gracie Abrams. No Chappell Roan. #AMAs

Is it me or does the #AMAs seem like it was AI generated in the worst way possible? Literally none of the nominees are there.

Ngl #TheAMAs better have something good up their sleeve cause this is so boring.

Imagine hating me and I’m home on a Friday night practicing just dance videos to win a tournament…

I’m not sure Terrence Edwards could’ve said it any better

‼️Louisville basketball ticket giveaway‼️ Comment your NBA team for a chance to win a free ticket to tomorrow’s game.

We’ve got 1,000 free tickets that we’re giving away for Saturday’s game against Virginia. You can snag 2-4 tomorrow morning starting at 8:30. I’ll post the link here on my Twitter at that time. Let’s reward The Revivalists for their recent efforts in bringing the program back.

Imagine hating me but I’m at home crying cause I feel bad for not going on on a weekend night

@AmazonHelp I read your calculations but it’s crazy how your “8 hours aren’t equivalent to what is actually 8 hours” I went ahead and purchased from one of your competitors. Considering cancelling my prime account since I can’t get anything ever on time.

@b_chouhan Hi there! You can learn more about how delivery dates are calculated here: amzn.to/3ZCr6ST. Delivery dates aren't saved once you enter an item into your cart, as it's calculated during checkout. We hope this helps clarify. -Rose

What’s CRAZY to me is when @amazon puts an “order within 8 hours to get it x date” so you wait 4 hours when you get home to purchase it and guess what… supposedly 4 hours =0.167 days 8 hours and now you get it a day later. What’s the point of having a prime membership?

Like for Louisville

Idk why but @MonopolyGO has gotten increasingly worse over the year. I barely even play it with all their new updates. The current even is just cards… i don’t care about the cards, I want dice