mia💕

@ELEANORXNEALE is she wrong tho

mum just referred to the grinch as the ‘green cat’

left my water bottle at home. this is gonna ruin the world tour 😩

@bisexualhatchln @pikaso_me screenshot this

OH GOD OUCH??? WHY IS IT SO HOT!! IM BURNING WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?????

@AmazingPhil thought this was a irl video and not the sims and was VERY intrigued

one big gay night of single life left... The Bachelor Party youtu.be/5oQgXTwoaqw

please remember that the ceo of squishmallows is violently zionist. do not fold.

@orthodontella @wildtiktokss Yeah? Which is how she presumably found out that he did that?

@wildtiktokss Doesn’t she check her bank statements and CC statements? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@TiasAceCard @cnviolations @mathze6 I think those are the babies' parents? I think they may have been kind of geared up to support their surrogate.

@ELEANORXNEALE Was really hoping this was about Elon Musk

this is like getting fired then going ‘well i quit anyway!!!’

“Miles Morales isn’t Spider-Man. If he was, you wouldn’t have to use his name to specify which one you’re talking about.” Robin:

@banrihyodo @nobucchika happy birthday emmet!! 🎉

EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMET RIGHT NOW!!!!!

@Ariquxeen @AtheismJesus @DudespostingWs hey i wish you well on starting to read more! try audiobooks if literal reading is difficult, my ADHD sometimes makes it difficult to actually read so audiobooks are a godsend when i want to consume different books

@AtheismJesus @DudespostingWs i will thankyou!!

🚨BIG NEWS GANG 🚨 My videos will soon be available in PODCAST FORM!!! Usual Disclaimer with Eleanor Neale, first ep Tuesday 18th! Just 4 days away! 2 episodes a week - one new & one from my backlog of 200 vids lol podfollow.com/usual-disclaim… Pls give it a follow, I’m so excited!

@jschlatt @ddofinternet the way this kinda looks like my cousin and would totally be something he'd post

@ddofinternet put this in the next daily dose video

I’m looking to hire MORE video researchers. Who wants to get paid to scroll through TikTok and Instagram? 😳

"man i've been feelin weirdly insecure and sad lately what is up wi-YOU!!!!!!!!!!"

We love our fans, but we need to set some rules for safety at our shows. This is a reminder that vore is not permitted in the mosh pit. We can't have another incident. Thank you, My Chemical Romance

@pjsforestkid @AmazingPhil @danielhowell got itttt

@badluckqueen_ @AmazingPhil @danielhowell Ehhhh not really really. Some yeah but others not at all. In Phil’s birthday post he literally has a jungle behind him Dan just likes being dramatic as a treat

the pure unspoken rizz of this photo

@pjsforestkid @AmazingPhil @danielhowell didn't he already kill the plants though?

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell He’s being really bold considering you’re in charge of the plants while he’s on tour

@PunchingCat they're so smushed :)))

open this thread to see pictures of cats through glass