@DaisyAudraBlue1 @Robert64373785 @OzzyKin57794201 @SethAbramson I’ve never seen two dudebros jerk off about something as dumb as this check mark in public before. Good job guys, I can check that off the list.
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I used to be cool. He/Him/His
St. Louis, MO Katılım Haziran 2008
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I truly believe this is one of the most important things anyone has ever said about Elon Musk. The quote below summarizes perfectly how much his presence in the public sphere wastes everyone’s time and is on many occasions profoundly dangerous as well as premeditatedly dishonest.
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This making the rounds & not only is it not funny but it doesn’t even make sense once you see my “nude” (toilet) scene, which showcases my appeal for women of all ages/hotness levels
Andrew Granola@MourningCake
Black Mirror Concept: Imagine a world where @robdelaney broke up with Annie Murphy
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If you said “someone on this state is really into war hammer”, you’d absolutely guess which one based on how they’re dressed.
Netflix@netflix
"Everyone is after Ciri." Henry Cavill, Freya Allan, Anya Chalotra, and Joey Batey released a clip from The Witcher Season 3 at #TUDUM yesterday. Now, they tell you even more about what to expect when Volume 1 drops on June 29 netflix.com/tudum/articles…
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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads in Kentucky and across the country. Thinking especially of my dad today.
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@ArmyStrang @bafadam Going camping at Montauk. Will be on alert for Sexually Healthy Males.
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@IamHandrock @MelBSilverman @spinnity @piper4missouri Turns out “bad roads” aren’t “easy to fix”. “Moral degeneracy” is such a bullshit, unspecific term you can basically spin it into anything you want, which is exactly how it’s used to distract people for their nonfunctional government. Rs degenerated this place.
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That awkward position of wanting to complain to @StateFarm because I’m getting boned on a claim, but also, they’ve drug their feet so long and I need them, so I can’t risk retaliatory delays or complications, sooooooo…..
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TotK is so fun and wondrous. I've had many reactions, mostly positive, some negative. No issue w/reactions. But I'm immediately suspicious of TAKES that feel like anything other than a natural reaction simply to playing the damn thing. Most of those dissolve with one thing: play.
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Happy Mother's Day to all of the amazing mothers in Kentucky and across the country. Thinking especially of my mom Dean today.
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I’m practicing unethical non-monogamy. Both my partners know I’m dating other people and are comfortable with it. I’m just a douchebag. Just a real fuckin piece of shit
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“Using a gif, what TV or movie character is most like you in real life?”
Someone once told me I should've demanded royalties from Mike Judge.
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@StateFarm Your folks could "answer the phone", "show up for appointments", and "not cancel contractor appointments" for starters.
Is your social media team able to actually push things along?
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@bafadam We hate to hear you are upset with us. If there is anything we can do, please reach out to us via private message.~Renee
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Hey, @StateFarm - your claims process is super disappointing and is going to cost you more money as my home continues to be damaged due to weather. Your claims team didn't even assign someone to work the case until I followed up 3 times. Do better.
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@SenSchumer To avoid losing the trust of the American public, it is important that our justice system pursue Democrats and Republicans with equal vigor.
Whichever party most puts justice before nepotism is the one that deserves trust.
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I believe that Donald Trump will have a fair trial that follows the facts and the law. There’s no place in our justice system for any outside influence or intimidation in the legal process. As the trial proceeds, protest is an American right, but all protests must be peaceful.
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I consider this an unprovoked act of war BBC Archive and I will be responding with sanctions
BBC Archive@BBCArchive
#OnThisDay 1998: Newsround's Kate Sanderson was at the UK premiere of Lee Evans' film Mouse Hunt. Providing insightful analysis were two young film panellists, one of whom was @coopdloop
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France is basically a New Yorker cartoon right now twitter.com/flitzpiepe0815…
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