Bob M

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Bob M

Bob M

@banditobobby

Pacific NW native, Seattle U grad, retired reserve Navy Commander, retired airline pilot. Interested in travel, history, hiking, fitness, and music. 🚫 crypto.

ID, FL Katılım Nisan 2022
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Supersonic Redhead🛫
Supersonic Redhead🛫@Supersonic_Red·
Good morning! Yesterday's list of writers and how they'd handle social media today was such a hit, I'm going to create a few more over the next couple of days. Let's start with warriors and political figures from the past. The tough part was deciding which line was best. There were some, like Alexander the Great, that I could not stop writing lines for. I think I am up to nine for him. George S. Patton Would get banned weekly. Caps lock always on. “ATTACK AT DAWN” threads. Somehow trends anyway. Hyman G. Rickover Would write 47-post threads dismantling your argument line by line, then ask your GPA and where you went to school. That was for @MikeyDiMercurio Winston Churchill Would absolutely own long-form posts. Half speech, half roast. Drinks in hand. Ratio undefeated. Napoleon Bonaparte Obsessed with metrics. Engagement farming disguised as strategy. Blocks anyone taller than him. Theodore Roosevelt Posts from horseback. Hunting at noon, policy thread at one. Tells you to get outside and toughen up. Douglas MacArthur Curated image only. Every post reads like a farewell address. Comments turned off. Erwin Rommel Clean, precise battlefield breakdowns. No drama. Quietly gains respect from everyone. Chesty Puller “Good. They’re on both sides.” Logs off. Sun Tzu Never posts. Occasionally drops one sentence that breaks the internet for a week. Julius Caesar Writes about himself in third person. Somehow it works. Everyone reads it anyway. Alexander the Great Travel influencer with conquest energy. “New city, who dis.” Dwight D. Eisenhower Calm, measured, strategic threads. The adult in the room. Everyone trusts him. George Washington Posts rarely. When he does, it settles the argument. Then disappears again. Horatio Nelson One eye, one arm, still better situational awareness than everyone else online. Bernard Montgomery Constantly correcting everyone else’s tactics. Insists he’s right. Occasionally is. Carl von Clausewitz Threads no one finishes but everyone quotes. John Paul Jones “I have not yet begun to tweet.” …and then absolutely does not stop. Ulysses S. Grant Short, direct, no nonsense. Says less. Means more. Robert E. Lee Formal, restrained, replies with dignity even when the timeline deserves otherwise. Billy Mitchell Calling out the entire establishment daily. Suspended. Reinstated. Proven right later. Hannibal Barca Posts elephant emojis with no explanation. Everyone nervous. Isoroku Yamamoto Quiet warnings no one listens to until it’s too late. Tomorrow we go full shadows, secrets and spies! Enjoy your Sunday!
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@RSE_VB They look like they’re hoping that sporting a flight suit will get them laid.
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@OneOutOf4 Terry Kath and Joe Walsh are right up there too.
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OneOutOfFour@OneOutOf4·
Would you agree with this compiled list of top ten guitarists? Who is your personal #1, and why?
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Democrats@TheDemocrats·
Maine, let’s send an oyster farmer to the U.S. Senate—and kick out Susan Collins.
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M.A. Rothman
M.A. Rothman@MichaelARothman·
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟒𝟑-𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑-𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 — 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐉𝐎𝐁 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐋 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃, 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄, 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 — 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘: “𝐁𝐘𝐄.” Asked whether she’s worried about the millionaire flight her wealth-tax push is already triggering, Mayor Bruce’s answer was the kind of line a person who has never written a paycheck delivers in real time: 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 — 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘣𝘺𝘦. 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐈’𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐧, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐨, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲’𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐬𝐞𝐬. “𝐁𝐲𝐞” 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐲. 𝘝𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 @𝘗𝘕𝘞𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@TexSandlin Andy Warhol’s great great grandfather?
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@BBMagaMom I like the classic A2 front sight.
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@thehoffather If WA thinks this is a good idea, then the gov and this creep should go on a camping trip and share a two person tent.
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Ari Hoffman@thehoffather·
"Williams stands at 6'4" & is a "biologically intact" male, as well as a convicted child sex offender & allegedly the WA Dept of Corrections has long been aware of the threat he & other male inmates pose to female inmates at this facility because of his history of violent, predatory behavior toward female inmates that has led to multiple lawsuits."
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@KnightsTempOrg Centuries of inbreeding has taken a toll on the monarchy.
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Knights Templar International
🚨📽️FOOTAGE of the moment an 'Invaders ' is taken down after a frenzied attack on Jews in London. This is the state of England today, foreign Wars and hatred played out on OUR Christian streets as the Union Jack blows gently in the wind above the chaos.
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@SenMarkKelly Shut your gob Dobby, you mealymouthed unprincipled POS who dishonors the military, the country, and yourself.
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Max Lacobara
Max Lacobara@maxlacobara·
Weathering with oils and final clear coat done 🫡
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@BrandiKruse He’d rather read Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto.
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LifeNews.com@LifeNewsHQ·
Melinda Gates: A “Very Liberal” Priest Confirmed I Can be Catholic and Pro-Abortion buff.ly/nhVZ6TE
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@PeteWaters15 @Supersonic_Red The backseaters (RIOs) in Navy adversary squadrons had the pleasure of bagging hops in the F-16N. UFR!
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BowTiedEagle
BowTiedEagle@PeteWaters15·
Most Navy backseaters never get a chance to fly in an F-16, but I actually managed to get, over the years, three fam/demo flights in the trunk of an F-16D. I will never forget a specific moment from the first flight, when we we doing a CAS (Close Air Support) exercise in Alaska. We ingressed at 500 feet for a low-level delivery of some Mk-76 practice bombs on the simulated bad guys. At the IP (initial point), the pilot shoved the throttle all way forward into full afterburner... at sea level. I remember looking down at the fuel flow indicator and seeing SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND POUNDS PER HOUR going into that single engine and out the back end. That's a whole lotta dead dinosaurs quickly being turned into noise and speed.
Supersonic Redhead🛫@Supersonic_Red

@A_Chapman404 I’m nominating @WMcluskey. Youngest in the group, and despite being a Naval Aviator, he’s actually flown an F-16. Of course, this all depends on whether or not he’s currently in a time-out.🤣

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Bob M@banditobobby·
@saniyafatma1278 The cat chose you. What the cat wants, the cat gets. Embrace it. You’ll love it.
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Sara Mary ⭐❤️
Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278·
I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works?
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Bob M@banditobobby·
@RSE_VB Sounds like that JO may have touched cloth cracking that one off. Thank God for ship’s laundry.
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Rich "Corky" Erie
Rich "Corky" Erie@RSE_VB·
One of my favorites like that was in the VF-24 Renegades. Bunch of JOs sitting in the Ready Room on cruise, one of them passing some FOUL gas. Skipper keeps getting a strong whiff. I think the offending JO was sitting right behind him. Skipper finally had enough, stands up and shouts “NO MORE FARTING IN THE READY ROOM!!!” The RR smelled like raw sewage for a few days after that from all the JO gas. Skipper finally laughed it off publicly and the smells went back to normal, as it were.
Hindu@Hindu9k

@RSE_VB Such a classic Navy story. WTF did he think was gonna happen???

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Orange Pirate Ahoy!
Orange Pirate Ahoy!@jaboochi_too·
@junogsp7 @grok when was this filmed? How long is the shark? How old is this shark most likely? Can you make a map of the likely area this shark would travel over the years?
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Tom Moore
Tom Moore@junogsp7·
Amazing 🦈 Largest Great White Shark ever recorded near Oahu, Hawaii.
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