banen chaney
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banen chaney
@banenchaney
Excuse my charisma. Kansas Citian in the Caribbean.
Virgin Islands, USA Katılım Nisan 2009
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can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.
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“Hey Banen - do you think you’ll ever move back to the states?” 🏝️
Kansas City International Airport@Fly_KansasCity
Saturday 2:50pm Update - Due to rapid ice accumulation, the airfield at Kansas City International Airport (MCI) is currently closed to flight operations. Check with your airline for specific flight information. Additional status updates to follow. 🧵
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@NickBenderKMBC @kmbc Reading this tweet on Monday made me change my Sunday, 1/5 flight. I no longer live in KC, so I’m not as dialed in on weather as I used to be. THANK YOU!!!
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As the new year begins, a fresh weather pattern emerges, bringing multiple blasts of frigid air with the potential for rain, snow, and ice. I'm concerned about the potential for the most significant winter storm of this quiet season so far, expected this weekend. (1/3) @kmbc
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@banenchaney @KCMO311 You can have as many bags as you can fit into the bin. Any bags outside of the bin require a tag unless it’s an amnesty week.
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Okay so riddle me this - Kansas City distributed trash bins to residents that can hold up to 240lbs, but they still only let you put out 2 bags? Is this for real?
@KCMO311
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HOWARD DEAN: HOOOWAAAH!
2004 ME: this guy's a damn loony toon. politics is never gonna get wilder than this.
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So @WichitaState is planning to make its cheer squad help SERVE FOOD at basketball games…. Unbelievable disrespect.
I hope my cheer coach friends see this for recruitment purposes. You’re about to get some transfers.
. @GoShockers
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Why do my @amazon orders just sit in Puerto Rico for weeks every October? It’s like clockwork. What are they doing over there? @AmazonHelp
Why does Amazon hate Halloween in the VI?
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He misses this character so badly
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Bryan Cranston returns as Walter White for an anti-littering commercial in New Mexico.
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"One morning my mother said, 'Let’s go for a drive.' I asked her about her pain. She looked out the window and said, 'Don’t ask me about that anymore. Let’s talk about the trees.'" New today, a personal story from Phoebe: buff.ly/3xZDy0N
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Why do marching bands have one of the sweatiest jobs, but wear the sweatiest uniforms?
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