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@Iromg And we’ll pay for the lot of them. Woohoo

This is simply self harm. Unsustainable madness.

More than 312,000 refugees, migrant workers and their dependants applied for citizenship in the year to this March – the highest number on record and double the rate of eight years ago Read how migrants are rushing to apply for British citizenship in record numbers to avoid future restrictions on settlement rights planned by the Labour Government 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/2…

@Telegraph @ga_richardson Boriswave. The fuckers.

@F_WalkerCraven @TheGriftReport I have mixed emotions for her, she always seemed to be a great mum to H. But I’m also glad she’s not putting him in the spotlight.

@banthewoke @TheGriftReport Yes that crossed my mind. Her son and her animals have been totally forgoton.

Katie Price’s “kidnapped” husband Lee Andrews is confirmed locked up in a Dubai prison,but one of his phones has mysteriously been switched back on and Katie says its all lies.. Lee, 43, vanished 12 days ago after sending Katie frantic messages claiming he had been arrested, hooded and taken to a “black site”. His father Peter Andrews has now confirmed: “Lee is OK. He has not been kidnapped but he is under arrest. I don’t know on what charge.” Dubai Police say he faces multiple outstanding warrants, mainly for fraud, with around 20 cases against him. Katie, 48, is said to be “beyond furious” and says it's all lies and he's not been arrested and still believes he is missing/kidnapped.. And she still had time to enjoy the weather..

@stellacreasy It’s really, really simple Stella. Women use the female toilets/changing rooms/nhs wars/sports, men use theirs. PS. Legally, we’re all entitled to sex-segregation. Ta-da 🎉

The new EHRC guidance on how to ensure equal rights of all to access basic services falls short of being inclusive or workable in the real world - I will continue to work with other MPs who recognise this to navigate how we change that. Given how toxic discussion of trans rights has become am not going to respond to comments here because doubt will help anyone. Posting this video so residents in Walthamstow know of my concerns and actions. Also want to flag to any Walthamstow resident who wants to talk my next open public forum for political debate is on Thursday 28th May at 7pm and all welcome - email my office to rsvp for venue details.

@jeffufuh6169 @densla1 @Mick_O_Keeffe Guards? Oh no. Our kids don’t get state safeguarding, I say we reciprocate 🤣

@banthewoke @densla1 @Mick_O_Keeffe And Big Bob as the guard

Ireland then and now. Nothing short of a tragedy.

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

@WolfgangRichtEU @Artemisfornow I mean I get you’re a parody, but this is exactly where he’s going with this

@Artemisfornow Dear Bernie, We do this in my municipality but only for immigrants. The logic is that they typically lack schooling from their home countries, which makes 24 year olds mentally more like 16 year olds. All the best, Wolfgang

Oh great … Lammy wants criminals under the age of 25 to be treated as CHILDREN. So if a 24 year old sexually assaults someone, it’s because they are just a child and didn’t know any better. This is going to work out so well isn’t it? Utterly bonkers 🤡

@JeremyCordite It’s ok man 🙂 Legal and illegal are very much interchangeable now. But they’re going to remigrate the problem, let’s be honest.

@banthewoke True and I didn't really word that tweet very well. This is a right wing French presidential candidate wanting to stop legal immigration into France. Not illegal. It's not my best tweet if I'm being honest. It's early.☺️

No legal immigration for 3 years. It's a start, although it should be "no legal immigration ever".

@lisareality1 You mean a bloke pretending to be a woman lied? I am shocked 🤣

Culture innit…

@DonnaLouise1212 @ACSPARTAN1 So sorry Donna. Hope they’re getting the help they need x

@ACSPARTAN1 I've lived & breathed this shit through a family member. Nothing, & i mean nothing will shock me me about these filthy, savage inbred bastards!

I doubt it will shock anyone that’s not been living under a rock

@TheBritLad He doesn’t mention who the largest slave traders were, and who enslave Africans to this day. Clue, it wasn’t us. We already bankrupted ourselves once to end it. Lenny here should be more grateful to William Wilberforce.

🚨 WTF! Lenny Henry demands Britain cough up £18 trillion in reparations, insisting “All Black British people deserve it for slavery.” This ignores Britain’s historic stand: abolishing the slave trade in 1807 and unleashing the Royal Navy’s West Africa Squadron, which seized 1,600 ships and freed 150,000 Africans at massive cost in blood and treasure. Yet today, per the Global Slavery Index, Eritrea, Mauritania, Nigeria, and Jamaica (Henry’s parental homeland) still suffer shocking levels of modern slavery. Billing today’s British taxpayers for 200-year-old sins while turning a blind eye to ongoing African and Caribbean horrors? Pure selective outrage and hypocrisy. Focus on ending slavery now, not chasing guilt cheques. Maybe the comedian should stick to jokes instead of peddling selective history.

@sophielouisecc They’ll just use their parents’ VPNs or fake their log in photos. Like they did in Australia.

Sir Keir Starmer is expected to ban social media for under 16s. It is utterly draconian and not a job for the state

@prestonjbyrne Kids can just use their parents’ VPNs. Most have additional devices which can be added.

This will work out the same way it worked out in Australia: mass VPN adoption for adults who don’t want to deal with the hassle of doxing themselves, and mass circumvention by British kids who want to use the Internet like everyone else on the planet.

Street survey in London! We’re asking people if they know the story of Henry Nowak, who was brutally killed. The police accused him of racism, he was wrongfully handcuffed. There is no outrage, no protests, and no media coverage. Isn't it weird?

RT @derek__olson: Scientists from the University of Dresden measured the magnetic field & found that it changes 8 feet below the surface of…

The Official Vitamin D Optimisation Protocol (Not endorsed by anyone with a marketing budget) Step 1: Cancel your supplement subscription. You will not need it. Step 2: Bin every seed oil in the house. Sunflower. Rapeseed. The "vegetable oil" with no specified vegetable. Yes, the expensive one too. Step 3: Replace with butter, tallow, lard, ghee, and the dripping you've been told to throw away. Step 4: Eat all the beef, cheese, eggs, and butter in sight. Then find some more. Step 5: Go outside. I know. Radical. Step 6: Roll up your sleeves. Expose the parts of you that haven't seen daylight since the second lockdown. Step 7: Build up gradually. Ten minutes. Then twenty. The factor 50 industry would prefer you forgot that your skin has been doing this for millions of years. Step 8: Wait three months. Better sleep. Steadier mood. Skin that tans where it used to burn. Step 9: Reap the profits. Supplement money: yours. Sunscreen money: yours. Statin money: yours. The decade you'd have spent slightly tired and slightly inflamed: yours. Step 10: Tell precisely no one. Smile. Nod. Go back outside.

@Ondaintreefarm @cryptoocean2021 I think it’s great you’re using social media! Do you have farmer colleagues who do the same? Maybe set up a collective of sorts.

As I have a a lot of new followers (thank you all for following me) a small introductory to who I am! I grew up on a family farm, which my dad (Farmer Clive) still farms. I attended Moulton College in Northampton, then Milton College in Cambridge. I worked on several different farms during this time, doing seasonal work such as potato stacking, harvesting, and irrigation. I also started growing early potatoes on a small acreage on my dad’s farm – harvesting and bagging them by hand, then selling them to fish and chip shops before the main crop was harvested. At 21, I applied for a Cambridgeshire County Farms tenancy. I had to do cash flows, business plans, a SWOT analysis, and two interviews. Out of 60+ applicants, I managed to secure the tenancy. It was 178 acres, and I’ve now managed to increase it to around 400 acres, Growing wheat, barley and potatoes. I’m still here now with my wife and our two sons. Look out for the next few posts explaining all but in a little bit more detail, I’ll also share how and why I got into doing this social media stuff.