Jonathan Somerville

@GarethGrobler @jk_rowling The filth they allow on this platform....

@jk_rowling You need to get your priorities right. The starting pint surel has to be sandles & socks...that's a blanket ban I would get behind...

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@jk_rowling A bit invested here, so not an unbiased vote. I sell lots of preloved and new hoodies (dm if you'd like my Vinted link!) :-)

@Lord_Sugar @Aliya_1516 8

@Aliya_1516 6

How many Holes?? 99.9% will fail

@AAT514239395330 @jonsopel And yet, as president, he's called to something higher, bigger. "If you've nothing good to say, say nothing" would have served him well. His acolytes hail him as the great Christian hero, gloating over an adversaries death is anti-Christian.

@jonsopel He destroyed President Trumps first term and tried to link his whole family to Russia. President Trump has every reason to hate him.

Vile. He was a lifelong public servant asked to do a job

@mishtal Because making people scared or angry gets clicks, votes, sales and attention

I live in a Christian majority country with a deep Christian heritage. The cross appears in our emblems, flag, and our state symbols. Yet for the past month, media and politicians have spoken every single day about Ramadan - and not a word about Lent. Why is that?

@VictoriaCoren We were 33 and 36 when our firstborn arrived. At age 3 he gathered his soft toys together and exclaimed "That's a fine company of fellows!"

I'm not saying we're elderly parents, but today when I told my 2-year-old not to drop her food on the floor, she sang "Don't drop your food on the floor, Mrs Worthington..."

@PeterStefanovi2 You're better than this, completely the description "...as Angels Rippon promotes a health initiative to encourage the over 55's to be more active, with the benefits for health and decrease costs for NHS"

Strictly come dancing practice in parliament today

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@afneil This was a promo event for an initiative to promote healthy living of over 55's. Context helps, I think

The sheer stupidity of the British ruling class at a time of crisis. They make the French aristocracy in 1789 look responsible!!

Thus is so cool!

@RoyalMail oh, why do you lie? I waited in all day for my parcel, was surprised when your tracking assistant assured me it was going to be delivered when I checked at 19:33, then you sent this at 19:51. Its a lie. Just say "it got too late, sorry"

@urMAMASaHORDE It's British humour. She gets it.

When a male in the Wrexham stands asked Blake Lively to say hi to his girlfriend, Blake's IMMEDIATE and FIRST response is pure evil. She replies that the girl should LEAVE the man. What in the actual hell is wrong with this sociopath? And wash your NASTY fucking hair, woman!

@studaviesreform But, it's a fact. To say they are not racist would be to introduce a political spin. If one reviews the speeches, publicity, and actions of its leaders, it can only be classified as racist.

Teachers must stay politically neutral (Education Act 1996). Pupils told Reform UK is racist. That’s illegal it’s an opinion not a fact. #ReformUK #EducationLaw

@RaeAnnMetz1 @Pontifex If you ever wonder why Church leaders make comments that might be considered political, just read the last twelve books of the Old Testament.

I have received the greatly troubling news regarding an increase in tensions between Cuba and the United States of America, two neighboring countries. I echo the message of the Cuban bishops, inviting all responsible parties to promote a sincere and effective dialogue, in order to avoid violence and every action that could increase the suffering of the dear Cuban people.

@Bad_Manners @VictoriaCoren I think @BorisJohnson probably does bother God, but not in the way you mean here

@VictoriaCoren Why do all the God botherers make it about religion? Clearly, this was old mate just being a good human.

Like many people, I was impressed and excited by the story of the bus driver who chased a mugger, punched him in the face, knocked him down and sat on him for half an hour waiting for the police. But I would say that this analysis, by Boris Johnson, is a bit of a stretch. #WWJD

@DanielJetsSkis @janhusinec @WilliamWolfe @RightWingWatch Hi didn't. And St Paul goes further, and tells us that one of the many things that was happening at the cross was that Christ was demolishing the dividing walls of hostility that exist between ethnic groups in order to re-create humanity as one group, finding its identity in Him

@janhusinec @WilliamWolfe @RightWingWatch I'm admittedly no biblical scholar... where does Jesus endorse nations and borders?

Another foolish person has lost their life trying to obstruct ICE. Here's my reaction: I don't care. It's tragic, yes, but they are bringing it on themselves. We elected Donald Trump to save our country. And that means mass deportations, no matter what.

@WilliamWolfe @DanielJetsSkis @RightWingWatch No. It's not. And it's profoundly un-baptist, a church that has taken a dissenting, anti-authoritarian, often pacifist, anti-empire stance.

@DanielJetsSkis @RightWingWatch It’s actually deeply Christian

#Trump speaking in #Davos seems to be confusing Greenland with Iceland. Insane, repetitive, wandering speech. America's #shame

Who in the #GOP or on his staff can stop him though?

@ericmetaxas Are you listening still? This is a demented rant, not a flamethrower.

President Trump is the FLAMETHROWER of truth that all the Davos elites are deathly afraid of. He says what you're "not supposed to say" and clearly enjoys saying it. It's such a gift to the world. Truth is powerful.