Coach B

Apparently I’ve been paying for two phones that haven’t had a phone number since January. What have I been paying for?

@TMobile CSR, “We don’t have the ability to cancel services real time, it will have to go through a billing cycle, but let me set that up to shut off at midnight.” So which is it?

@TYash42 Ahh, good call.

@bartimus58 They are on VHS tapes. Convert to digital, put on YouTube.

After burning through 4 used VCRs digitizing VHS tapes I bought a brand new, unopened one off eBay. The batteries that came with the remote expired in 2002. Who kept a VCR for 25 years unopened???

Dog house is finally done.

@TYash42 We don’t either. The girls make sure I know how many goals each team has scored though.

@bartimus58 We don't keep score or records, but last week we had 2 more goals worth of fun that the other team.

My daughters soccer coach double booked tonight. I had to go Ted Lasso and run the show. I don’t think I have to worry about it being a full time gig.

Tonight my son had a total meltdown after losing his soccer game (He’s 5). I carried him to the truck, didn’t react. As we were heading home he says his team lost because of him. Imagine the weight our teenagers are carrying. Be patient with them too.

If you’re the smartest guy in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

Name the worst show/movie your kids have watched recently. I’ll start, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 #terriblechildrenshows

@CODY_GARDNER @JerryGordonFB @kdawgswift Then I rescind my comment. Thanks @JerryGordonFB.

@bartimus58 @JerryGordonFB @kdawgswift Not me, I never record, Jerry is a much nice human.

35 mins from @JerryGordonFB sharing his clinic about defending heavy sets. No to late to shoot him a DM or email to get the link.

@CODY_GARDNER @JerryGordonFB @kdawgswift That’s why I love you.

@bartimus58 @JerryGordonFB Yes, he planned on recording and also sharing the presentation on @kdawgswift football g drive.

Somehow I got talked into coaching my daughters 8U soccer team. Just had our first practice. What a circus.

@CODY_GARDNER It’s good for any occasion.

Is chicken & dumplings good for Easter dinner?

@fbcoachsimpson I’ve never seen a DB do anything like this is an actual football game. Weird.

What are we doing?

@CoachBlairRedd Not exactly your fault though.

This 100%. I chased a job title and it turned out poorly

@CoachShiffman Or be adamant you aren’t trying to question how they do it and then proceed to question everything they do.

Never fails #ClinicSeason

@tbanks1906 I’d love having that. Utah plays JV on Thursday. Better hope none of your subs/SPT kids get hurt in the game or your have 24 hours to replace them.

I must be the only coach in GA, who wishes all JV games were on Mondays.....

@CoachTM9 Utah can work unpadded with no competition, except they just changed the rules to allow 7on7 in the spring.

Spring football is right around the corner here in Tennessee. Curious what states are not allowed to have spring ball