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Matt Lex

@bartleby182

Mutant guitar! Love music, football & video-games. Mutants Love Chicken, California Republic & First Offenders

New Caledonia Katılım Mart 2009
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Matt Lex
Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@SuperSisi This movie is an insult yo City Hunter. And the director then made a whole movie based on Street Fighter… without any copyright 😂 it’s called Future Cops and it’s hilariously bad
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SuperSisi@SuperSisi·
City Hunter: Street Fighter II scene Jackie Chan (1993)
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Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@patneedham_ @tmorello Shotgun, these people ain’t seen a brown-skinned man since their grand-parents bought one
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Tom Morello@tmorello·
Today is the 30th anniversary of the release of the RATM album EVIL EMPIRE. Recorded in a tiny rehearsal room in Hollywood it was our first #1 album and went on to sell 3 million copies. The CD booklet featured a “Rage Reading List” to accompany the sonic assault. Fave songs/books?
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internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
Why do parents act like their kids will never grow up and be stuck with the atrocious name they've been given
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Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@Softnessa_ Nah don’t worry, dumb people in France have seen the videos on the internet and are doing the same kind of stupid shit as well now.
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꧁✿Nessa✿꧂@Softnessa_·
This French guy said he was invited to a gender reveal party in the US. He did not know what that was. He thought it was a confession of some kind. They cut a cake, and blue frosting came out, so everyone screamed. One woman cried. A man set off a small cannon in the backyard, and there was blue smoke. He said, "In France, you find out the gender at the doctor. You tell your mother. She says "ah bon." That is the party." It lasts four seconds. He stood in that backyard holding a plate of blue cake, covered in smoke, and realized he had never felt less French in his life.
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Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@nathamielle Comment ça, si il a prédit X il fait ça et si il a prédit Y il fait ça? Soit il a prédit l’un, soit l’autre avec sa base de données parfaite, il peut pas changer d’avis une fois qu’on a fait un choix.
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Rachid l'instit@rachidowsky13·
Voilà pourquoi ça ne ruisselle pas : l'argent de ces ploucs circule en vase clos. Ils s'achètent entre eux des actifs financiers déguisés en art ou en accessoire de mode. L'économie réelle ne verra jamais la couleur du fric qui entre dans la poche de ces gens.
Aude Lancelin@alancelin

"C'est vraiment incroyable" 10 ans de saccage Macron pour en arriver à une démonstratrice de sacs à main en croco Réveillez-vous, les Français #BardellaGate

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GameVault@RealGameVault·
who did you always pick first?
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JPA@jasrifootball·
Who has the worst WR room in the NFL? (via: @BetMGM)
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IsaacPunts@IsaacPunts·
Okay I have a legitimate question as a football guy who doesn’t watch baseball. How good at baseball are these guys actually? Like is this college level ball? Minor league level? Somewhere in between? Outside the gimmick how good is the play here?
Matthew Nichol@MatthewNichol5

This is not baseball.

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tony@toto62i·
@rxdwavee Je vous jure que même avec la réponse j'arrive pas à visualiser du tout
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Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@pikuma Also hers is one-bedroom and visibly smaller.
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pikuma.com@pikuma·
To be fair, the two physicists were sharing the cost of the apartment, which might help explain why they were able to afford the same living conditions of a waitress.
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Tyler Durden@FightClubJ1999·
@TheWapplehouse This movie was ass. Can't believe people defend this crap. Bet u also think the original Street Fighter was also great. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@ComicGirlAshley Colony Wars on PS1. Not choices but depending on success or failure of EVERY mission you would get like a dozen different endings
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Ashley Talks Comics!
Ashley Talks Comics!@ComicGirlAshley·
Is there actually a choice based game where your choices ACTUALLY REALLY matter? Like, the story is actually significantly different. No Telltale or LIS game has achieved this. LiS2 probably sold the illusion the best. Until Dawn and Heavy Rain maybe?
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Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·
More exciting than Formula🏁🏎️
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SuperSisi@SuperSisi·
PERFECT
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𝓐𝓷𝓲𝓴𝓲🧬
𝓐𝓷𝓲𝓴𝓲🧬@reedaaa93·
Les gens timides vous vous brider tellement vous allez mourrir sans rien avoir accompli vous êtes les png en fond dans les film
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Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@Kamel75 @le_Parisien Parce que c’est plus compliqué que le mot à mot quand on fait de la traduction. “To kiss someone’s ass” est une expression idiomatique qui n’a rien de sexuel. L’expression française qui signifie la même chose est bien “Lécher les bottes”.
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K@Kamel75·
@le_Parisien Littéralement "ass" @le_Parisien Pourquoi changez-vous les propos de Potus... Trump parle littéralement de lécher le Q
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Le Parisien@le_Parisien·
💬 «Il ne pensait pas qu’il allait me lécher les bottes. Mais maintenant, il doit être gentil avec moi» L’art de la diplomatie à la Trump s'est de nouveau exprimé à l'égard de Mohammed Ben Salmane à Miami ce vendredi ➡️ l.leparisien.fr/XxPe
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Matt Lex@bartleby182·
@pxielovee She just looks hot af, what the hell?
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Pxie@pxielovee·
If you see a woman with abs and think “she wants to be a man for kink reasons” your standards have been absolutely wrecked by a social media + porn addiction and you need to unironically remove yourself from the internet.
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos

I don't remember where I first heard this, but there's the theory that some women want "abs" for the same reason some transexual men like to cross dress... in the men it has a name, "Autogynephilia": getting turned on by seeing yourself with something you want in the opposite sex.

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