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@WilliamShatner Take a Tesla test drive already I'm sure Elon would oblige you

If they built highways with magnetic strips in the concrete that allowed you to charge on the go; that would be a game changer. Aren’t the new taxis able to charge magnetically‽

@KimIversenShow What room?

The press wasn’t even in the room

@kshields8426 @xchentx @ItsMrsRabbitToU @grok I got whiplashed hard!

@xchentx @bartpascoal @ItsMrsRabbitToU @grok Odd, you went completely away from your original point of seawater just to try and downplay his statement...

Whoever decided that Arizona was the best place for data centers must be absolutely braindead. Up to 120° for over half of the year. Genius. 🙄

@richimedhurst The earlier obvious faked videos they posted before make it difficult for us to decide what to believe now.

Did any of you actually bother watching the conference? Specifically the part where he answers questions from journalists? This has crossed over into mass hysteria at this point.

Told you

@xchentx @ItsMrsRabbitToU Nobody is going pipe sea water to cool a data center. No such pipeline is planned @grok can confirm

@bartpascoal @ItsMrsRabbitToU That’s why they’re making a pipeline from the golf of Mexico to have the water to cool them down

@ShadowofEzra If the reporters are off camera how do I know they are even there at all?

Benjamin Netanyahu says he has now officially debunked all rumors of him being dead by appearing at a live press conference. Netanyahu tells reporters they are all witnesses to his proof of life. Netanyahu says the war against Iran will continue until the Iranian regime is completely overthrown. "I'm alive."

@TonyLaneNV If it's that dangerous wear a mask.

THIS IS WILD… Passenger says United denied a simple request that could literally save their life. Severe peanut allergy. One exposure = possible fatal reaction. All they asked for? A small buffer zone on the plane. Instead… they were told to basically deal with it and “email the company.” On a packed flight where people are eating inches away… That’s not a minor issue. That’s life or death. Do airlines have a responsibility here… or is this asking too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@thechosenberg You have 2 choices: Drive her or send her in a limo.

Lol just drive your wife 30 minutes and shut up you stupid idiot

@ChrisWasson4 @SCDC87 @kyliebytes It can happen if you mix payment methods. Example: I'm on business bringing my wife, or I used miles for me but paid cash for my wife.

@SCDC87 @kyliebytes Why is it so difficult for people traveling together to get seats together? I travel with my family of 4 and never have an issue getting us all together.

guy on the middle seat of my redeye flight bravely asked me if i would move from my exit row window seat to a middle row seat 16 rows back so his friend could be with him. when i said no, he asked the aisle guy, who just laughed

@SCDC87 @kyliebytes Basic bartering 101 so obvious

@kyliebytes He forgot The Rule: if two people want others to move so they can sit together, the one with the better seat has to be the one to trade. Move 22 rows back and sit with your buddy if it’s so important!

@glennbeck 👢👅

After I saw President Trump call out Israel for striking the South Pars gas field, something clicked for me. He didn't join Israel's war with Iran because he was duped. He stepped in to control the OUTCOME of the war.

@KeruboSk We're old. It'll happen for you next decade.

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

The problem happens when you have to open the chamber for service if the fab isn't a cleanroom you'll never get the chamber clean enough. So to do what Elon suggests you'd need mobile service tents for maintenance, which might actually workout easier than making the fab cleanroom.

I have a hard time imagining how this could be possible

@ZubyMusic @elonmusk The bots make enough to cover the blue check fee. Elon needs to come up with a better solution. I don't know what that is.

@elonmusk Yeah. Can't verification be used to prevent that?

It feels like the overall experience of social media has dropped significantly in the last few months. It's not unique to this platform, but all of the ones I use. Am I alone in this sentiment?

@DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV He made a song about getting high so they thought he would be an easy target and that they would find drugs. Basically they raided him over a 20 year old song for their own greed.

@CountDankulaTV Don't say "for bullshit reasons". He got targeted cause he's MAGA.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@WilliamShatner Hey get a free demo you'll change your mind

When Tesla’s get to 500 miles per charge; I’ll think about one. BTW there’s an app that allows Waze to work. 🙄 #thinkIdontknow? 🥱😑

@ThrillaRilla369 We had a student smoking lounge in my Junior highschool. That's grades 7-9

My mom told me highschools had smoking areas when she was younger

@PewPewMaddie @jondelarroz I had a hard time finishing the series, so I guess we'll have to disagree.

@bartpascoal @jondelarroz Shit opinion. They went 2 seasons with it being serious and the show was great.

Scripts are apparently completed for The Orville Season 4, but no filming dates are set. Should it even return at this point?

@AvonandsomerRob They switched from milk to oils.

Normally, Cadbury's chocolate is full-price just before Easter. Every shop I've been in, it has been discounted by 20 to 50% for the Mini Eggs range. I tried a small bar, and the taste has completely changed. It's tasteless & oily. What happened to Cadbury?