Based Bologna

Okay, this would go so hard if they wore sweatpants instead @rfkenmore @jakewoolf

Operation Midwest Fury

One word: loafermaxxing

All white with an Iron Cross pin is wild

Happy White Day from @Tesla_Optimus 🫶

@TCNetwork @LauraLoomer @BillOReilly @glennbeck @marklevinshow @Bannons_WarRoom @DineshDSouza @GovMikeHuckabee Absolutely brutal haha This is how you know they really hate @LauraLoomer

Those you trusted are teaming up with crooks in the gold industry to scam you. We're calling them out on all of it. @LauraLoomer @BillOReilly @GlennBeck @marklevinshow @Bannons_WarRoom @DineshDSouza @GovMikeHuckabee It’s time to end it. Watch The Great Gold Scam now on TuckerCarlson.com.

“Just in” over literally nothing @nikitabier @elonmusk this shit needs to stop

@NYCMayor You say he’s a New Yorker. Is he an American though?

For Mahmoud Khalil, this past year has been marked by profound hardship—and by profound courage. A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine. And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child. Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together. Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

@BeatinTheBookie For $9.4m I want the home, not a room in the home

You’d have to wager $9.4 million to get this many points. You could charter a jet to Augusta for 20k round trip, and get tickets for 20k for the week. This book has the worst rewards program by far.

I’m so tired of people treating life like it’s an episode of Real Housewives

@litcapital Celine suit, Hermes tie, Omega watch, Montblanc bag and yet he’s still rocking that goofy ass Gen Z haircut.

I’m sorry, this is the corniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

@PigeonFeatherz Agreed. x.com/based_bologna/…

I feel utterly gaslit by the people disagreeing with this take. The after is massively, inconceivably worse. This affected menswear guy style that’s seemingly taken over male fashion publications etc is just ghastly.

What she’s neglected to tell him: 1. Cut your hair & shave the beard. You look sloppy, despite the monk collar 2. Few men can pull off pleated pants. You are not one of them 3. If she can control your dress 2 months in, she can control all aspects of your life 4. You’re gay

Can he even convince America he’s a man?

Exhibit A: What is this?!

Some of the men’s fashion influencers (cough cough @jakewoolf) are leading the majority of men down the wrong path. Get a tailored shirt and suit, some Levis, etc., and you’ll be fine. As a man, stick to the classics. Get appropriately fitting clothes, and skip the loafers debate

@jakecastilloooo @zach_yadegari @blakeandersonw @henrylangmack Kudos dude, but you were still spending over $8k a month.

18 months ago, I had $9.50 in my bank account Today we announced that Cal AI was acquired by MyFitnessPal Life can flip faster than you think. Keep going

@JimLaPorta You used this excerpt before Paul ever commented, you disingenuous hack

@PaulBoris_ Respectfully, you’re the one who posted that memo as the memo of authority which is in fact the wrong one 🤷‍♂️ - not a bad rebuttal, you just have to read it.

@TiffanyFong @theretardedai He's a hands-on learner.

You're a joke. Truly embarrassed I used to listen. You can disagree with Candace without throwing @megynkelly under the bus, especially when she gave you her platform, which dwarfs yours