Battleofmallamo

@MichaelNUFC_ Sliding doors moment… Could have missed this embarrassing tweet and not thought for the next 30 seconds that this cunts a Mackem

@NE5Seadog @gary_halman @PIF_en I’m guessing you’re being a cunt to farm engagement 😂

@gary_halman @PIF_en See your own bio 🤣. I'm guessing you're one of those happy to sit in mid table with a manager you like 🤣

If @PIF_en are serious about #nufc they will go and offer the job to Pep tomorrow. Tell him its his job, he can manage his own team without amateur directors interference, and best of all they will take on the anti competition laws.

@SillyFizzy @sainsburys Grass!

Firstly, is this how @sainsburys train shop staff to behave when working on the shop floor? Secondly #sainsburys insist on self-service tills so PLEASE make sure there are enough people in the areas AND they help customers; not sitting on the table & chatting to their friends!

@Arinze_Emma9 @Darrenscot38022 @iMiaSanMia @mano_bonke @tzmuenchen Absolute bollocks

@Darrenscot38022 @iMiaSanMia @mano_bonke @tzmuenchen The initial €80m is like a clickbait, they will sell for €70m.

The maximum fee Bayern would be willing to pay for Anthony Gordon is €70m. Newcastle's current demands are deemed too high [@mano_bonke, @tzmuenchen]

@Unlimited_BU @XFreeze So don’t use it and have no internet, just in case he disagrees with your countries politics and leaves you with no internet? Gotcha 👌🏻 🤦🏼‍♂️

@XFreeze One man controls too much of it. Elon Musk owns Starlink. He has already shown he will cut off access in war zones based on his personal decisions. What happens when he disagrees with YOUR country's politics?

MrBeast just gave one of the strongest endorsements possible for Starlink: “I will only book flights exclusively on planes with Starlink. I don’t care if it means an extra layover - I’ll sit in the back of the plane if it gives me Starlink.” He says Starlink has become the backbone of his global productions and travels because it works in places where traditional internet simply doesn’t exist: • Filming in Antarctica - one of the only reliable ways to stay connected • Building wells deep in rural Africa with full internet access hours away from cities • Driving through remote villages and open fields with a Starlink dish mounted on the vehicle while maintaining signal the entire time He described it as: “Starlink is literally magic. It makes no sense.” Now people are actively choosing flights based on whether the plane has Starlink onboard

@AnneHuer @AllisonPearson @astro_trader Anne is gullible as fuck

@AllisonPearson @astro_trader I suspect that the media in general is keeping Starmer in post. They could destroy him in a flash if they want to. GBNEWS is doing a pretty good job on the coverage of this drama.

The Labour government has steered us towards a fiscal abyss. Things are FAR WORSE now than under Liz Truss. Why don’t people get it? It’s scary but no media screaming for a general election.

@davidmillzy @stevewraith @ToonPolls Pope who made 3 mint saves, as well as his mistakes, Murphy who set up the opener and Burn who scored the second, Maybe his favourites, are the ones he thinks are gonna win the games?

@stevewraith @ToonPolls I can see why they have done it with pif and bosses being there this weekend. Great result shit second half performance and EH picking his mates yet again. What woldermade or wissa have to do to start a game is beyond me clearly something wrong behind the scenes

Glad we won. Every fan will be. We rode our luck and caught a break. But is this really what we are all about now. Taking these photos in the dressing room every time we win a match? I think it is embarrasing. Am i in the minority in thinking this? Maybe one for @ToonPolls ? #nufc

@sinicols @Ledmagpie Let’s hope we don’t win 3-1

@Ledmagpie Never thought id be going to the match dreading it expecting a loss 5 years into the takeover like

He's doing himself no favours whatsoever is he?? Even the biggest of Howe fans are now turning.

@LukeEdwardsTele So you tweet a load of shit, then say “don’t comment unless you’ve paid for a read the article”? I’m a fan of yours Luke but that’s a ridiculous way of using twitter

I like Nick Woltemade but he’s not able to play as a lone centre forward in the Premier League as things stand. And for his fanboys and girls read this statistic The German has not scored in the league since December, managing only 31 shots on goal in 30 league appearances this season with only 12 on target. Of his seven goals, one was a penalty #nufc

@totalBarca That’s an accurate title 🤦🏼‍♂️

🚨 RASHFORD SCORES FROM HIS OWN HALF!

@breeno19 @lee_ryder “Fan” “supporter”

@lee_ryder Wish he hadnt. Doesnt have a single working braincell

Pope escapes a red card #nufc

@TheBritishIntel “Intel” because he can’t spell intelligence. 🤦🏼‍♂️

ARGENTINA MAKES A BOLD MOVE ON THE FALKLANDS Just hours after the United States reaffirmed its neutrality in the Falklands dispute, the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz has arrived in Argentine territorial waters at the personal request of President Milei. Milei has now issued an emergency decree for joint naval exercises with the US right off the Falklands coast. This has left the British government visibly rattled. Starmer continues to destroy our once great nation one idiotic decision at a time.

@CDC2584 @LD5931895015311 @SensibleSAFC Ahahahahaha!! Yes man! Don’t wait for a reply from him 😂

A lot of #NUFC fans in the mentions saying that the signage at the SOL looks shite. They are of course; an authority on tasteful and elegant decoration of an football ground 👀

@sinicols I’m mental

Anyone who thinks we are safe is absolutely mental..... All spurs need is a bit belief to win more games

@HandSolo199 @MsiDouglas @paolohopez Like Bruno, Miley, Waltemade, Burn, Botman, trippier? Stopping coming up with random statements with zero content.

@MsiDouglas @paolohopez Howe prioritises athletes over footballers, he isnt going to change and catering to his whims confirms that

🚨 Inside the PIF / #nufc Matfen Hall 'summit' ⚫️ Owners commitment - and Eddie Howe view ⚪️ Valuation now exceeds £1bn ⚫️ #nufc recruitment stepping up - club 'scouting for a Howe team' 'Off-site' comes at a key time. Read (£1 for 3 month offer) 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/football…

@steve_d7 @bazza080808 “Why do you only look to what he’s done in the past?” “Marty, power up the Delorean”

@bazza080808 Do we have to actually get relegated before you see the light. You know the reasons people want a change but your defense is always look what he's done in the past. Football is about now, not the past. Argument for replacement much stronger than reasons to keep him.

Not bad for a PE Teacher One bad season and everyone is losing their head. Yet he’s still 4th in the amount of points accrued since he took over. 8th highest paid wages Turmoil behind the scenes PSR boundaries 4 windows with out a singing Mans works miracles #NUFC #HWTL

@jimmybingoNUFC @Rumorbuster1 @Neilfarrington Yeah, you sound like you’ve had a long history of supporting Newcastle to not know who he is Jimmy. 🤦🏼‍♂️

@Rumorbuster1 @Neilfarrington Why would I know who he is? Seems like an attention seeking child to me judging by some of his posts.

I’m hearing - afraid to say - serious rumblings re Bruno Guimaraes and a move to Saudi this summer. #NUFC

@leepryde2 @Chrismu01041977 @AdamP1242 He’s far from it

@Chrismu01041977 @AdamP1242 You’re not the brightest are you

Would Andoni Iraola be an upgrade on Eddie Howe at Newcastle United ? Would you take him if you had the chance ? #NUFC youtu.be/CRX_EIlo6sY?si…

@indykaila The ever reliable made up Liverpool and Manchester group of bollocks talkers

💥 EXCLUSIVE BOMBSHELL! 💥 SHOCK ALERT: Our sources confirm Newcastle United have made a DIRECT APPROACH for Andoni Iraola! Insiders say a RADICAL new direction is coming... and it looks like Eddie Howe could be OUT! HUGE SHOCKWAVES ripping through the North East! 😱

@19hill72 @NUFCTalkRadio Who’s unhappy? You just taking media talk as gospel? Maybe Jimmy at the pub said someone was unhappy??

@NUFCTalkRadio unhappy players forced to stay . worked well with isak

🚨According to the iPaper - Newcastle want the futures of their stars sorted early in the window, so if any club wants one of the club's star players, they will have to make their move in the opening couple of weeks which opens on Monday 15th June. Newcastle will only let their stars leave if their valuation is met. Any sales will be on Newcastle’s terms. The club will not sanction any late sales this summer, so if the first parameter is not met, they expect players like Tonali, Bruno G, Gordon and Tino to stay at the club and continue as normal. #NUFC