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@monstersandmen were coming to the Rock City show at the weekend. My daughter is a big fan of- any chance you can pop Black Water in the set. You don’t ask, ya don’t get so worth a try 😜

@RealBobMortimer I came up with this during a dream last night. Turns out it rhymes and was also accurately scienced There once was a lad in my class Who could generate heat in his ass So he pushed up some copper Then zinc up his plopper Then farted and out came some brass

@HelpSheffield I did. Same as heated clothes horses. As yet undiscovered

Air fryers. Who knew?

3rd song in and I still haven’t managed to identify a single word Elton John has said. Hey bay bay do ba dee ba bbbbb up an wee a dub a dub alubba #clubsinger

Sorry but this Arctic Monkeys set sucks so bad

@philvintin Lol. Just can’t say it can ya. We’ll done to the Blades. Good luck in the Prem. UTO.

@battyned Misjudged it. Never thought the other bloke was beating him to it. Didn’t actually kick him. I’m not from South Barnsley.

Never been a red.

@philvintin Two feet off the ground, not in control of the tackle. Let’s be honest he went to hammer him but missed the ball so 50/50 whether he gets sent off. Congratulate your home town club 🧂.

@battyned I like to see decent reffing and VAR being used well. This isn’t a red. Can’t find any video of the “nailed in penalty” though.

@HelpSheffield World’s stickiest bogey

Tell us you know who Toxteth O’Grady is without telling others who Toxteth O’grady is.

Push pineapple shake the tree

@mrmikewozniak any chance you’d play Sheffield again? A few people I know would have loved the show missed it due to the weather. I’d watch again as well!

@mrmikewozniak tonight’s gig was great. We’ll worth the schlep to get there. If anyone is thinking of going make the effort you’ll feel rewarded

@ScottishPower your call centre says it is open 9-5 but it’s closed. Is there any other way to contact you other than installing the app please

@citytaxis_ interesting drivers you hire. Drive down the wrong lane to a crossroads, cut in. Then when I honk at him he winds the window down and tells me to eff off, then turns left at a no left turn crossroads. Reg started G17. Any comment?

@ODEONHelp your website has timed out and now I can’t use my vitality codes as it says they’ve been used. Can you help?

@letsdothisrace neither your website nor your app is ending out the forgotten password link. Is it broken?

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@philvintin @richardosman Save a Prayer all day long

@richardosman @battyned Discuss

I like how, over the years, we've all come to agree that 'Ordinary World' is Duran Duran's best song.

@HelpSheffield You poked the cyclist’s nest. That’ll learn ya.

Most controversial thing we have ever posted.

@thornbridge Thanks very much 👍🏻

@battyned Hi Ned, we have DMd you

@thornbridge I love your beers but I’ve been waiting for an order since November. Can you help to sort it please?