Brandon Bautista

Oh, good… early 2000s songs are now “grocery store” music. Cool beans.

It’s time to play my favorite holiday weekend game: “Am I eating because I’m hungry or because I’m bored?”

My favorite takeaways from Ryan Reynold’s talk at @INBOUND! 🌟 From marketing skeptic to innovative storyteller, his journey resonated with me on a molecular level. No doodle could fully capture all that awesomeness… but I sure tried! ✏️ #INBOUND24 @VancityReynolds

@eccbooks @Kickstarter @WorldAnvil Happy birthday, Chris! And congrats! 🎉

Well, happy birthday to me! My @Kickstarter funded last night, thanks in no small part to my appearance on the @WorldAnvil Twitch stream yesterday. Thanks to everyone who's pledged so far. 15 days left to see how far we can go!

Not to ruin your weekend plans or anything, but there's a YouTube channel streaming "ALF" episodes 24/7. youtube.com/watch?v=uHY43s…

Now’s the time of year when I start leaving myself Memento-style clues to remember all the things I need to do after the holidays.

via @AliAbdaal. (📺 youtu.be/yxF9TGhWPMc)

OK, here's the situation... I think about this Parks and Rec cold open at least once a day. youtube.com/watch?v=lGxzd8…

Ever wonder how the world's greatest mascot trains before a big game? Steve Rainer, Sparty's personal trainer, spills the secrets in his latest interview. youtu.be/2Zku6gCIBgk

I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

You may feel old, but are you “gets targeted ads for Charlie Sheen style shirts” old?

(I test my material here before I post it on Threads.)

The greatest lie in the marketing world is, "We have got good news for you! Your business listing is getting noticed on Bing."

@dearbarbz That’s me, too! 🙋🏻‍♂️

Nudge Printing owner Gabe Viscomi wanted to help a grieving community. He did what he knew best: making T-shirts. “We sold more shirts than we would in several months,” Viscomi said. Here is the story behind the “Spartan Strong” T-shirts: michiganstate.rivals.com/news/the-story…

An important rule you should follow for your social media strategy: Don’t post just to post.

@thatCHARM3R I miss you, but I also forget why I liked you. 💁🏻‍♂️

This takes me back. I miss @bbautista

For better or worse, 2023 is the year we bring ska music back.

Well, that was a nice surprise this morning. Thanks, @vidIQ!

If Twitter burns to the ground, at least it will take my worst tweet down with it. 🔥