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@PilotJonesV The shooter named Cain Clark come on man yall willingly skip over him cause you wanna blame Hispanics instead of addressing the real issue of the 09A/764 groups that have been doing this type of shit for years

Is there a SINGULAR person involved in this who isn't Mexican?

@larptillidie @PilotJonesV One of them was named Cain Clark man don’t act ignorant ffs

@PilotJonesV They will unfortunately blame white folk for everything despite the shooters not being white 🫩

@LysanderBoomer the national debt is only 20 trillion aldi sandwiches. when you put it in those terms, it's quite reasonable

We are 40 Trillion dollars in debt, my brother in Christ, and you want to fix that with an Aldi sandwich recipe?

@isaacturnersong I tried starting over at 29 and they shot my legs off

The hilarious thing about fiscal responsibility sadists like this is if people actually listened, the economy would implode

@HillcrestCardCo You really do, I’m an electrician and plans are all on iPads now with apps like ProCore, BIM, Bluebeam, OneDrive. Not to mention using the calculator, taking photos of stuff to be fixed/done, etc..

Boomers think you can get a job without a cell phone.

Loaf of tap water = $0 Tap water butter = $0 Pack of tap water = $0 Bag of tap water = $0 Total = $0 You can survive on this for THREE WEEKS before your body breaks down and you die

Farmers have figured out that the cheapest pesticide is a strip of flowers. When you plant wildflowers through a crop field, not just around the edge but in strips running through the middle, you get ladybugs, lacewings, hoverflies, and parasitic wasps living in the field instead of visiting it. They eat the aphids, the caterpillars, and the mites for free, all summer long. In controlled trials, fields with tailored flower strips had leaf-beetle numbers 40 to 50% lower and crop damage cut by around 60%, enough to drop below the threshold where spraying was even considered worth it. The flowers attract a standing army to our fields. We spent decades engineering chemicals to kill the insects eating the crop, when the insects that eat those insects would have worked for the price of seed.

People cry about how the soviet union sent journalists to gulags but were they wrong?

Stephen A. Smith says he’ll never forget when two politicians ripped each other apart on TV, only to later spot them together at a restaurant “laughing it up.” “I was in a booth next to them. And they were like, ‘That was some DAMN GOOD TELEVISION.’” Smith says things on TV got “really bad” and “ugly.” So intense that you felt like you needed security on standby because they were “going to come to blows.” But after the cameras stopped rolling, Smith says he spotted the same politicians “laughing it up” and “clanking glasses,” bragging about how they got “everybody fooled.” Smith says this was a moment that “changed” his life politically forever. He couldn’t believe it. He realized: “The more division you have, the more control you have because you’re forcing folks to pick a side.”

@rtvrn2svbvrb @SlumRNA_Dog he sadly became a bit of a failboomer gambling addict so there is not much left there really

@Kallias_Lives @SlumRNA_Dog Dude some guys mom died next door, and within two days they threw out all her shit and are selling the house lol

@SlumRNA_Dog They almost never hoard anything worth having, either. And if they do, they'll try to sell it for five times it's actual value because "I know what I got!" until they die with it unsold and their niece throws it out anyway.

“No, you don’t understand, boomers are actually really frugal, they never eat out and always pack a lunch, they definitely never do anything stupid with their disposable income, also their houses are full of consumer products that they’ve hoarded over the years for some reason.”

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

@GirardHolistic @chriswithans @GamingAndPandas My dad always told me, “Man plans, God laughs”, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to have a goal in mind for the future but life is a bitch and can change in an instant

@chriswithans @GamingAndPandas He doesnt have a plan bro, the future is unplannable Youre an idiot if you think your plan isnt going to fall apart

"If u just eat bread & water for 3 years you'll have the down payment on a house from 3 years ago. But unfortunately it's increased in those 3 years, so you're going to have to do another 3 years of bread & water I'm afraid." *3 yrs later* "Bro you'll never guess what happened"

I can't wait to turn off Social Security and tell boomers to live on cat food

@Awk20000 Says a fat faggot that streams or podcasts and doesn’t actually have to work, they’ll tell you to eat shit while they don’t contribute to society besides waste oxygen and talk fuck off

Caleb Hammer on those paying $20 per lunch to get fast food “Pack a sandwich”

Barney Frank ran an "escort service" out of his home that was connected to an underage callboy ring that operated out of Chevy Chase Elementary School in Washington DC.