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@BrucioMcCulloch Instead, pose in an abandoned warehouse like a screamo band

advice to young comedy troupes: don't do that photo where your heads are in a circle...

@ryan_mcfly @jameyjasta I’m old enough to remember when DEP had a fire guy pre-Greg. And it was terrifying in low-ceiling clubs.

@bbqhunk @jameyjasta Saw them 10 times and never got to see Greg blow fire sadly

Don’t get it twisted an emo pit can go hard. Think of it like weight classes. I seen little 90lb dudes goin bonkers for Saves The Day but listen if you wear a 4xl Slayer tee don’t be hittin the emo pit. Stay in your weight class lol let the kids have fun. Patreon show on this comin soon

@ryan_mcfly @jameyjasta Fire makes everything crazier

@jameyjasta Craziest pits I’ve ever been in were Dillinger Escape Plan. Idk if I’ve ever been in an emo pit tho

@thatbilloakley @tedwheeler @shakeshack Good one! What about you Ted?

@bbqhunk @tedwheeler @shakeshack

Welcome to Portland, @shakeshack! Congratulations on opening your new location on West Burnside in our Downtown neighborhood. I'm proud of the work my team did to support your investment in our community, and we stand ready to continue to support your success.

@AaronMesh RIP Mr. Cuck

Coming soon on “Divorce Court.”

Say hello to Toast Tables, integrated reservation and waitlist management for restaurants. Learn how this new solution simplifies table management, personalizes hospitality, and enables restaurants to reach guests where they search.

@DoubleThreatPod @scharpling @julieklausner @ForeverDogTeam @breyyyattt This another AI bit?

Tom’s on a new diet. The Pinocchio Diet.

@AaronMesh @NigelJaquiss Check under the stairs for people. Between walls too. That’s how they get you.

I swear there’s a reflection of a monster in this meat

@FoodNetwork I would add Water and Chocolate Starfish #HotDogToppings

you can only add 2 toppings: what do you choose?

We are very happy to announce that veteran reporter @JimTrotter_NFL will join The Athletic next month as a national columnist. nytco.com/press/jim-trot…

@Eve6 Japanese b-sides only

Celebrating 15 years in business @calicomfort on Thursday, April 20, 2023! Thank you for all the support. We are just getting started… content.calibbq.media/cali-bbq-15-ye…

Do a GIF search of when you were 10 years old.

@DeadStateTweets @iamMauriceW You rewrote someone else’s article. How long would you say you spent on this piece?

This is America. Worker pulls out a semi automatic rifle and shoots pregnant woman he believed was shop lifter. Of course she wasn’t. rawstory.com/walgreens/

“They’re Absolute Ice Princes” #steelydan @electricalWSOP

Our CEO, Nish Patel, recently sat down with @CaliBBQMedia's @shawnpwalchef, to share #hospitality insights ranging from the power of building relationships within the industry to the importance of knowing your financial data. Tune in here: apple.co/3zMqlsP

@BBQCentralShow Thank you!

@bbqhunk I would never push you off a 60 foot bridge, Stover!

Assuming I survived the fall...I would make my way to the top of the bridge, and murder my "friend"...with my bare hands.