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Rudy Guiliani could really get you the death penalty on a parking ticket. Not even on their side, but i almost feel bad #RudyGiuliani #TrumpRussia #Trumpshutdown

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@okumaonome @Mrpossidez Could be a handful of things: they don't respect you, you're a yapper, they have ADHD, or you're hideous 😅

@Mrpossidez When they don’t listen when you talk

What’s are subtle signs that people don’t find you generally attractive?

@LA_citizenz @gpayne44 @memeticsisyphus I believe a number of people fail to consider how their actions might be perceived if they were caught in the act. Even if it doesn'tget you fired, it represents a betrayal of trust and is the perfect example for why everyone should be in the office

WFH died because people can’t be trusted to actually do their job from home. There’s a small percentage of people who can be trusted to do their job without someone watching them do it. Our company saw massive spikes in Netflix, YouTube and other streaming when WFH was company wide. Deliverables started to slip too.

@Haileamarsha @tiredofthemall @FightMate Doesn't matter what I do. Don't touch me

@tiredofthemall @FightMate You must be the type of guy that get cheats on their woman.And then she beats the fuck out of you and you blame her. What a lovely guy.. haha

@KiwiiBirb @CoolAyyd @Nljigakulive @K3EH0SWRLD If by several you mean decades then yes

@CoolAyyd @Nljigakulive @K3EH0SWRLD That’s why I said, “Hope he’s changed” cuz it was several years ago.

you would think he wasn’t a terrible person from this

@gpayne44 @memeticsisyphus I keep telling my girl to not use illegal streaming sites on her work laptop... during work hours. Literally why we can't have nice things

@memeticsisyphus If you’re gonna slack off at least use your personal machine this is day one stuff

Side projects: Me, claude, and o1-pro just did in one day what would take me three weeks before. I am operating on superhuman levels. Work projects: The pipeline deployment failed again, I'm on my 7th hour of debugging a yaml file.

Lol I’m trending on Reddit for selling a $1,000,000 course. (Reality: it’s the same as our Udemy course, the price is because we needed a parter university to be able to redeem it for their students, but also it is worth that much 😜. reddit.com/r/learnprogram…

@abigbutandsmile @engagedcitize10 @Serps Why not?

@engagedcitize10 @Serps No one should be forced into the military.

Baltimore's drop in homicides - 23% since last year and a staggering 40% from two years ago - should be a national story. Mayor Scott's Group Violence Reduction Strategy, which prioritizes resources to those most at risk and community engagement, should be studied and replicated.

Vivek in October 2024: H1-B visas are a “broken system” resulting from “direct Silicon Valley lobbying” that treats workers “like slaves.”

@JennBridge @politvidchannel They're not working. Haven't been able to get an email back from my voc rehab rep in 8 months, and there's no office to pop into anymore.

BREAKING: President Biden has just signed a "work-from-home deal" for over 42,000 federal workers, which would prevent Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy from ordering them back to the office full-time Thoughts?

@roflbaba So you've had a large influx of Americans in your country?

Dude, your country imposes everything american on the entire fucking planet. Deal with it.

@DeronEsco5763 @PoliticGee @DarkSideAdvcate If you're eating someone's ass, we'd like to believe it's not after taking a shit. If you're searching for nuggets, we're having 2 different conversations

@PoliticGee @DarkSideAdvcate Most men eat their girl’ ass these days. What is the difference? If you can eat another human being’s butthole, you might as well eat off the floor. Think about it

Why is she eating India’s street-food on the ground?

@gam3r2da @Thats_wildddd @BisqueBoi My first thought was it being a cool school project. He could easily randomize the times so it's not a live view of the person on the bike. Mfs go straight to stalking.

@Thats_wildddd @BisqueBoi By why would I be mad? You're the one making assumptions. I'm not feening for pussy when it's everywhere. Bring your confidence up then you will know what I mean

incredible that this dude was not only obviously wrong, but also outed himself as the biggest NARC/ NERD combo the world has seen in over thirty years

@LASportsFanatic @selinawangtv He should've done it a year earlier so they could have found a viable candidate. Is it still not clicking?

@selinawangtv Didn’t she force him to resign?

Nancy Pelosi to the NYT:  “had the president [Biden] gotten out sooner, there may have been other candidates in the race.”   “The anticipation was that, if the president were to step aside, that there would be an open primary. “ “And as I say, Kamala may have, I think she would have done well in that and been stronger going forward. But we don’t know that. That didn’t happen. We live with what happened. And because the president endorsed Kamala Harris immediately, that really made it almost impossible to have a primary at that time. If it had been much earlier, it would have been different”

@AmakaLayla @MulhollandL0ver @rrr15883101 @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie Never equated the two, but the premise remains the same. Taking a historical loss and lashing out instead of asking yourself why.

@bdeezy365 @MulhollandL0ver @rrr15883101 @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie PLEASE! ranting on twitter is COMPLETELY different than storming a government building and want hurt the VP. January 6th had folks killed. PERIOD.

@MulhollandL0ver @CarrotTopManzo @rrr15883101 @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie Thank you. Party got weird with all the culture war bs and then the gas lighting. I make 6 figures and feel like a highly blessed bum, but the economy is the best it's ever been. They thought celebrity endorsements would make us forget about the bills.

@bdeezy365 @CarrotTopManzo @rrr15883101 @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie Same. I voted Dem my whole life until the party got weird & obsessed with indoctrinating kids. They can come back & win if they listen to constituents & stop twerking for liberal elites.

@AmakaLayla @MulhollandL0ver @rrr15883101 @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie Defeated in every quantifiable way in the election and still poppin shit on Twitter is borderline insane. Maybe the dems take a look in the mirror and restrategize for the midterms

@MulhollandL0ver @bdeezy365 @rrr15883101 @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie LMAOOOOO. y’all screamed fuck joe biden 4 years straight & raided the capital but calling democrats sore losers is mad ironic 😭.

@CarrotTopManzo @rrr15883101 @MulhollandL0ver @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie You can look at my profile, I despised Trump and voted for Biden. You know how insufferable you have to be to make someone like that indifferent? I guess throwing in an unelected candidate and expecting everyone to hop on board wasn't such a great idea

@bdeezy365 @rrr15883101 @MulhollandL0ver @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie Irony of these people who had an insurrection and spent the last 4 years crying FJB, Not my President, and Let’s Go Brandon calling anyone sore losers. Self awareness truly isn’t y’all’s strong.

@rrr15883101 @MulhollandL0ver @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie A random mf on Twitter, and you?

@bdeezy365 @MulhollandL0ver @Prettyprettyth1 @MissKilahMarie im sorry, who are you?