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Toni | 💛🤍💜🖤 | 🖤🩶🤍💜
@beeIzeboobs
Educator, Scientist, Multi-Racial Multishipper, Millennial





It’s sundress no panties weather


Nothing made me more aware of the state of the "Standard American Diet" than being subject to a meal train put on by complete strangers

The Iranians have to be governed by the nerdiest regime of all time. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting an Iranian leader who has written a book on Aristotle, Kant, Farabi, etc. Therefore, in order to foster constructive diplomatic relations with the Islamic Republic, the State Department should consider deploying the United States' own emergency Strategic Straussian Reserve of political philosophers. Before engaging Iran on ending the war, re-opening the Strait of Hormuz, signing mutual nonaggression pacts, and examining the future of sanctions, American political philosophers should engage the Iranians on the real issues at stake such as: -Resolving the theological-political question in both Western and Islamic contexts. -Developing a shared textual hermeneutic. -Addressing the connection between instrumental reason, technology, and modernity. We need to speak a language the Iranians understand. We need to transform these negotiations into a graduate seminar. @StateDept @SecRubio

Luis José Cardinal Rueda Aparicio, Archbishop of Bogatá, Colombia, washed the feet of transgender sex-workers on Holy Thursday.


If your kid gets a perfect attendance award, they are either being celebrated for having a stellar immune system or for going to school sick. Either way it’s kind of weird.




@watatsuri If you think you're crazy for us U.S. people, search up "Florida man" in Google search. It's practically a half-joke

Imagine being more than half way to the moon and waking up to Pink Pony Club! “We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus!”

A lot of people are seeing that post so here are a couple drawn examples of ways I stutter that might be clearer. Keep in mind these are just a few! People have brought up repeating words which I do a lot as well but there are other ways too ^^


Genuinely confused as why hummus became a signifier for middle classness.





@Strangeland_Elf That's because she's autistic and therefore, Male-Brained.










