Bodam Dale Bagaiya (FIMC, CMC)

We have a cultural taste for poverty & mediocrity. 📌

Believers - at your workplace: 1. Don't complain 2. Watch your words 3. Encourage others 4. Pray for your team 5. Walk away from gossip 6. Work like it's worship 7. Do everything with excellence Honor Christ in all you do.

@Temmy_omoileri May the departed rest in peace. Some days someone may be tweeting about yours or mine too. 🙂

When corpse are sent back home to bury, do they put them on commercial flight? Just wondering if my flight has dead bodies in them.....

I noticed one of my male colleagues usually stays back after closing hour. Our office closes around 4:30–5:00pm. Once you’re done with your work, you’re free to go. But this guy? He never leaves. Every closing hour, you will just see him still glued to his desk. Meanwhile, I’m always one of the first to go home once it’s closing time. So this evening, immediately it was 4:30, I packed my bag sharp-sharp and was about heading out. As I got to the door, I heard the HR knock on his office door and ask: “Are you staying back today?” He said yes. HR now asked, “What will you be having? Rice or swallow?” He said, “Rice.” Ehhh!? Since when did our office start serving food?? I quietly turned back, went to my seat, and opened my laptop immediately. After some time, every other staff left. It was just me, that man, and HR remaining in the office. Around 5:30pm, the food vendor from outside came in with food for HR… and another one for that man. Ahhhh! As she was leaving, I quickly opened my door on purpose. She saw me and said, “Nne, you’re still around?” I said, “Yes oo, I still have some work to finish.” HR heard my voice and said, “Chinecherem, you’re still here?” I said yes, I still had some work to clear. He replied, “That’s good. That means you’ll eat here instead of going home late to cook. Tell her what you want.” Eeehhh! I almost screamed. But I composed myself and said, “I’ll have jollof rice, ma.” She said okay, and left. About 5 minutes later, hot jollof rice landed on my table. The joy I felt ehn… I didn’t waste time at all. After eating, I just sat in my office, waiting for the right time to leave, so it wouldn’t look like I stayed back because of food. Soon, they locked up their offices and we all left together. On our way out, that my colleague asked me: “This one you stayed back today… unlike you that always rush home?” I said calmly, “I had some work to clear.” He nodded. Then he asked, “So tomorrow you’ll go early since you’ve finished everything?” I said, “Hmm… not really. From this month, once I’m done with my work, I’ll start staying back to cross-check everything.” The man looked at me and asked, “Don’t you think that’s stressful? You need to go home early.” I said, “No. I just want to be more dedicated this month.” He looked at me somehow and didn’t say anything again. Haaaa! Can you imagine? Why should I rush home when I still have “work” to clear in the office? I am dedicated to work abeg! 😩😂 Chinecherem Onu 🖊️

@sandislonjsak If it makes you feel better.

Haven’t met anyone working less after adopting the AI.

I noticed one of my male colleagues usually stays back after closing hour. Our office closes around 4:30–5:00pm. Once you’re done with your work, you’re free to go. But this guy? He never leaves. Every closing hour, you will just see him still glued to his desk. Meanwhile, I’m always one of the first to go home once it’s closing time. So this evening, immediately it was 4:30, I packed my bag sharp-sharp and was about heading out. As I got to the door, I heard the HR knock on his office door and ask: “Are you staying back today?” He said yes. HR now asked, “What will you be having? Rice or swallow?” He said, “Rice.” Ehhh!? Since when did our office start serving food?? I quietly turned back, went to my seat, and opened my laptop immediately. After some time, every other staff left. It was just me, that man, and HR remaining in the office. Around 5:30pm, the food vendor from outside came in with food for HR… and another one for that man. Ahhhh! As she was leaving, I quickly opened my door on purpose. She saw me and said, “Nne, you’re still around?” I said, “Yes oo, I still have some work to finish.” HR heard my voice and said, “Chinecherem, you’re still here?” I said yes, I still had some work to clear. He replied, “That’s good. That means you’ll eat here instead of going home late to cook. Tell her what you want.” Eeehhh! I almost screamed. But I composed myself and said, “I’ll have jollof rice, ma.” She said okay, and left. About 5 minutes later, hot jollof rice landed on my table. The joy I felt ehn… I didn’t waste time at all. After eating, I just sat in my office, waiting for the right time to leave, so it wouldn’t look like I stayed back because of food. Soon, they locked up their offices and we all left together. On our way out, that my colleague asked me: “This one you stayed back today… unlike you that always rush home?” I said calmly, “I had some work to clear.” He nodded. Then he asked, “So tomorrow you’ll go early since you’ve finished everything?” I said, “Hmm… not really. From this month, once I’m done with my work, I’ll start staying back to cross-check everything.” The man looked at me and asked, “Don’t you think that’s stressful? You need to go home early.” I said, “No. I just want to be more dedicated this month.” He looked at me somehow and didn’t say anything again. Haaaa! Can you imagine? Why should I rush home when I still have “work” to clear in the office? I am dedicated to work abeg! 😩😂 © Neche

@educatedtug01 Gen Alpha will send you an emoji.

Millennials used to remove their hats when greeting elders, Gen Zs only remove the left earphone! 😳

Chief Obafemi Awolowo saw ✌️it first and only the true ọmọluabi ilẹ Yoruba are joining the NDC @NigeriaNDCHQ I’m Yoruba I’m joining NDC and I’m OK What about you?

BREAKING: One man just quietly stepped down… and most Nigerians still won’t understand what just happened. Zenith Bank Plc just entered a new era. No noise. No drama. Just structure. Meanwhile… your “family business” still collapses when uncle travels. Jim Ovia didn’t get pushed out. He didn’t fight anybody. He didn’t “refuse to leave.” He simply completed his 12-year tenure… and left. In Nigeria. Yes. Nigeria. Let that sink in. A founder… stepped down… because rules said so. Not because EFCC came. Not because of “health reasons.” Not because of boardroom war. Just governance. What a country this would be if this was normal. And no, Zenith didn’t panic. They didn’t start posting “God when?” on LinkedIn. They already had a plan. Mustafa Bello the longest-serving director since 2017 stepped in immediately. Prepared. Approved by CBN. Seamless. This is what structure looks like. Now let me bring it home. Tunde runs a small business in Surulere. Everything depends on him. If Tunde sneezes… Salary delays. Operations pause. Customers suffer. That’s not business. That’s self-employment with vibes. Meanwhile, Zenith just replaced a LEGEND… and the machine is still running. Why? Because systems > individuals. That’s the difference between “hustle” and institutional wealth. Let’s talk numbers so you don’t think it’s vibes. Under Ovia’s leadership: • ₦1.26 TRILLION pre-tax profit (2025) • ₦1.04 TRILLION profit after tax • ₦3.6 TRILLION interest income Even with challenges… they’re still printing money. Quietly. And 2026? Still strong. Q1 pre-tax profit: ₦360.9 billion Profit after tax: ₦314 billion Growth is not screaming. It’s compounding. That’s how real wealth behaves. Here’s the lesson Nigerians need to hear: Build something that can outlive you. Not just: “I started a business” But: “If I step away today… it still works.” That’s how you go from income → legacy. So be honest: Are you building a Zenith-level system… or a “Tunde must be present” operation? Let’s talk in the comments

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Now wey @KevinblakC don reject INEC ambassadorship, not gig I just wan remind una say HE NEVER DIE neither has he become mad Government gigs may endure for a day but integrity lasts forever

Legacy of the Servant Leader: H.E. Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, 16 Years On Today marks 16 years since our nation lost a dear hero, an icon of integrity, a selfless patriot, and a man I was privileged to call not just my boss, but my brother and worthy partner in service. As I reflect on the passing of President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, I am reminded of the shared passion we both held for a Nigeria where justice is not a slogan, but a lived reality for every citizen. Our partnership was anchored on a common vision: to build an inclusive, united, and just nation. Yar’Adua was a man of quiet but profound conviction who believed that the strength of a country is measured by its commitment to the rule of law and the sanctity of the ballot. He did not just lead; he served with a humility that is rare in the corridors of power, often putting national stability above personal or political gain. His record in peace-building stands as an enduring legacy. He understood that true nation-building requires the courage to admit flaws and the sincerity to fix them. For leaders, the life of Umaru Musa Yar’Adua serves as an enduring lesson. His example teaches us that leadership is a sacred trust, and that progress is only sustainable when it is rooted in transparency, accountability, and a genuine love for the people. Sixteen years later, his strides continue to testify for him. As we remember this "Gentleman President," let us rededicate ourselves to the worthy causes he pursued with such passion. I pray that Almighty Allah (SWT) continues to grant him eternal rest in Al-Jannah Firdaus. -GEJ

@GEJonathan He reduced the price of PMS.

04/05/26 PRESS STATEMENT ALIGNMENT WITH THE NIGERIA DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS (NDC) The Obidient Movement affirms the next phase of our collective political engagement. Following the decision of His Excellency, Peter Obi, to disengage from the ADC in pursuit of a more stable, credible, and value driven vehicle for national transformation, and his subsequent registration alongside Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso, we are moving forward to consolidate our collective efforts on the platform of the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC). This transition reflects the strategic necessity for national renewal, which requires a united, stable, and functional political platform through which the aspirations of the Nigerian people can be effectively pursued. We call on all members of the Obidient Movement to proceed with registration into the Nigeria Democratic Congress at their respective wards. To support this process, a digital membership platform has been made available to enable seamless registration for Nigerians at home and abroad. Members are encouraged to register via the official portal: ndcregister.com As we take this step, we remain guided by our shared vision of building a New Nigeria anchored on accountability, competence, and service to the people. This is not merely a political transition, but a continuation of our collective commitment to national transformation. Let us remain united, focused and resolute as we build a platform that truly reflects the will and aspirations of the Nigerian people. A New Nigeria is possible. Signed Dr. Yunusa Tanko National Coordinator Obidient Movement If you desire to volunteer for Peter Obi’s candidacy, kindly sign up to the Obidients portal obidients.com and sign up to volunteer in whatever capacity you can. A New Nigeria is POssible

@Jaffer22915438 The Roman army rule: action removes fear.

Two weeks ago, I got on a call with one of our paying churches because they were experiencing an issue with Pewbeam. During the call, I found out they run three services every Sunday, with an average of 1,000 people in each service. They were using Pewbeam to project scriptures across at least 10 screens. That moment shifted something for me. I told my team: if Pewbeam works well in this church on Sunday, we are helping over 3,000 people follow the sermon more clearly. But if it fails, we are not just failing one media team, we are letting down 3,000+ people. That gave us a deeper sense of responsibility. We are not just building presentation software. We are supporting moments where people are trying to hear, see, and follow God’s word.

I once got beaten in primary school. When my mum came to pick me, my teacher reported it. We got home…..and she beat me again. Then she said, “Tomorrow, make sure you beat that person well. Nobody should bully you.” Clear instruction. Strong backing. Next day, I went to school with purpose. I didn’t just fight……I fought like I had sponsorship. By the time I finished, it was not one person again. It was two. After school, report reached home. We got back…..and I received another beating. “Why did you go and disgrace me in school?” Till today, I don’t know the lesson. But I know one thing, nobody bullied me ever again.

I have studied the characters and behaviors of most of the Nigerian politicians and I have come to the inescapable conclusions that it is foolhardy and foolish to fight for them and even fight against the political opponents of these politicians. It is not uncommon seeing supporters of politicians fighting, killing and maiming themselves for the politicians who abused themselves and said all sorts of things to the annoyance and irritation of rational thinking. While these politicians appear in the public eyes to be fighting and having opened political disagreements, in reality they are far from real quarrels and fighting. They are united in common against the Nigerian people. They are not fighting themselves. Therefore in my view is is a foolish thing to fight and die for politicians. They can and really have the capacity to easily renegotiate and make up for their selfish common interests. I do not think most Nigerian politicians have the liver and ball to play opposition politics. What I see those who said all manner of things yesterday against themselves and political opponents do and going back to embrace the same people all for purpose of sharing the booties from the table of politics and for selfish interests make me feel that no Nigerian politicians mean well for the people. Most Nigerian politicians are into politics because of what they want to get for themselves and not want they can offer the people. They can change at any moments their selfish desires and interests are threatened. Nigerian politicians can go back to his or her vomits. No shame. It is irritating seeing people who are not ready for leadership taking center stage of our politics and democracy in Nigeria. They easily go back to their vomits. It is irritating seeing poverty in the mist of plenty resources in Nigeria. Those who have ideas of turning things around are not allowed to. Good men and women are being surrounded with and by evil men and women who do not mean well for Nigeria. Most of today’s leaders and or rulers are more concerned about themselves than the welfare and well-being of the people. I do not think we should waste resources conducting elections. Our votes do not count. Even those who were cheated out of offices and out of the votes cast for them freely by the people have now without shame and regards for the people gone back to their oppressors. When are we going to have principled and ideologically minded politicians who will not sell their integrity and dignity for just pot of political patronage. Hardly you can find any in Nigerian political climate. Only infinitesimal few. For me let us not waste human and material resources conducting sham elections. Let us coronate those who are in power and around those in power to continue to lead. I do not think Nigerians people have any say in who govern Nigeria. Whatever they say or do does not make any sense to those in power. I say this because, Nigerian politicians are almost the same in ideology of how to undermine the people in politics and rule without legitimacy. Most Nigerian politicians have power without legitimacy. From what I see Nigerian politicians across parties lines do, I have my fear. From what I see some Nigerians in vintage positions do, development for the good of the country is still far from us. From what I see ordinary people do to ourselves, I think Nigeria has a very long way to go in terms of eradicating corruption and corrupt practices in governance. Given my experiences with people who are not in power, accountability is far from us. Daily politics has become more selfish than service to the people. What is the difference between a politician who buys votess and the voter who sells his or her votes. When it matters most Nigerians are divided. Bad governance is being supported by those who profit from it. Nigerians take ownership of bad governance and support it because those in charge of bad governance are their own. Shame.

Nobody is sleeping tonight … You can almost touch it… It’s palpable; the lifted spirits of a country and a people that have caught a whiff of impending victory. Because one man moved against the odds and stuck with his conscience. This is what REAL hope feels like when it shows up. This is the @PeterObi effect! Take your flowers sir✊🏾🙌🏾 We Dey for you as you dey for us… Nigeria will be OK✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾

@CofEnugu You never see anything.

I dey immigration office, people are discussing NDC. I don die 😂😂😂😂