Britt Paulson

happy birthday robert pattinson!! 🎈

After the long hard winter in Minneapolis, this sunny cool spring is so spectacular it feels like mother nature is working overtime to elevate us.

This reader comment on a NY Times column where Ross Douthat ponders that maybe God is speaking to us through A.I. is an absolute fastball on the corner with movement, and deserves a column. "Lightening was once mysterious too; mystery did not make Zeus correct" is perfect.

I just watched two colorful birds fly into a flowering tree and there's nothing better than that

Do you ever think about who you would choose if you got a free pass to beat up one person in your life? I know who I'd pick

The hazard lights people are reaching new levels of stupidity because why did this guy put his on while he was filling up his gas tank

I've been holding this in for 20 years and I'm finally ready to say it: Andy's sweater is NOT cerulean, it's periwinkle

At work someone was not following the rules and arguing with me about it then pointed out that I was getting flushed so I snapped back AND WHY DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE. My face is a living mood ring

@SketchesbyBoze Not phrases, but let's also throw out "kiddo" and "doggo" while we're decluttering

Phrases that need to be retired: • “sausage fest” • “unalived” • “my bingo card” • “today years old” • “yuk your yum” • “let your freak flag fly” • “just let people enjoy things”

@aedison Except Alexander Skarsgard please

Nepo Baby Acting is a scourge. Yeah, you’ll very rarely get *bad* performances out of these kids—they grew up in LA, they know to take the biz seriously, they’ve taken acting classes all their lives. But (with a few exceptions) they don’t have it. I want actors to have it.

@nomodeath Alas...

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

If you're on the price is right, you bid 420 and laugh at your own "joke," then the prize ends up being $3000, you should have to peel off your yellow name tag and be escorted out of the studio

If you need chatgpt to order a drink from starbucks you're a fucking idiot and probably shouldn't be alive

@LibraryorDeath @bannedbreehwa @offmychestpass I walked in 5 minutes before showtime and got a $7 ticket to Superman on opening night in a gorgeous building, how can you beat that?? I love the Riverview

@bannedbreehwa Riverview in S. Mpls is thhheee best theater. First run movies and the best popcorn. They even played Wolves playoff games last year! @offmychestpass knows!

can someone explain to me why there are zero regal cinemas in the state of MN and zero AMC's in the city of Minneapolis. where the fuck do yall go see NEW released movies 😭

@bannedbreehwa @BrandonBeck4 I had two of the worst movie going experiences at the MOA theater in the past few years, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone

@BrandonBeck4 oooo that looks nice. have u been to the MOA theater?

@bannedbreehwa I'm so glad you asked- Main Cinema next to the river when I can, get dinner or a drink on one of the patios next door first, or the Riverview because it's awesome. For chains, it's gotta be Emagine Willow Creek. AMC and Marcus are not pleasant experiences

We may be the center of the universe.

@JakeRammos A Canadian would never put a gun to my head, so obviously not you

gun to your head name a canadian

@GamewithDave Putt-Putt and Pep Balloon-o-rama

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

What if the stuff inside my lava lamp is alive