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this is what i mean when i say european cities are rubber rooms. turbo nerfed theme parks. but in America, simply walking down the street, any manner of looney tunes fate could befall you. swept away by rapids, or a piano could fall on you, your head emerging with keys for teeth

@abowlb @LvlZeroGamingTV @GTAVInewz Remember Gary? 💀

@LvlZeroGamingTV @GTAVInewz >mfw epstein’s death was posted almost 1/2 day before any new source reported on it >mfw the covid situation was MONTHS in advance (remember the mask and sanitizer hoards)? >mfw i have no face

GTA 6 is getting delayed to February 2027 according to this 4chan leak as Rockstar & Take Two prepare to announce this during the investor meeting.

@SCHMOMENSCH @genericmainer @moosenextdoor @HeroDividend IRL or on X by MAGA farm accounts?

@beleedat97 @genericmainer @moosenextdoor @HeroDividend I’ve been told repeatedly by the “no tax/no debt” conservatives that the ballroom is taxpayer money well spent.

There is one very specific reason why he is saying this

@SCHMOMENSCH @genericmainer @moosenextdoor @HeroDividend Proving his point that the gov doesn’t need more tax money because they waste it or worse

@genericmainer @moosenextdoor @HeroDividend There are nearly 1000 billionaires in the US, not 12. If we taxed them the highest effective tax rate, we could build 700 Trump ballrooms every year. That’s at the $1billion construction estimate.

@k_reese84 @Prahdah @bouliboulibouli Les pigeons se font avoir, AP a niqué sa réputation, les livreurs font 2,000€ tout le monde est content mais toi tu râles

@Prahdah @bouliboulibouli Une plus value pour des pigeons...

Les Français se passionnent pour l'horlogerie.

@BetterCallMedhi Mfw j’suis payé pour réfléchir et écrire des pavés originaux que personne ne lit

je me demande sincèrement si vous mesurez l'ampleur du massacre cognitif silencieux qu'on est en train d'assister collectivement une génération entière déjà fragile cognitivement transfère ce qui restait de sa pensée à chatgpt pour 20 euros par mois et appelle ça une révolution, le pire c'est que ces gens publient des threads dont ils ne maîtrisent ni le contenu ni les sources, incapables de distinguer le réel de l'hallucination dans ce que le modèle leur sort et ils inondent le débat public avec des fake news bien tournées qui circulent uniquement parce que la forme est léchée c'est exactement ça l'illusion du savoir au 21e siècle, des phrases parfaitement structurées sur la forme et complètement vides sur le fond, des gens qui croient avoir une opinion alors qu'ils ont juste impressionné une audience pendant 10 secondes avec du langage cosmétique généré par une machine qu'ils utilisent sans rien comprendre et le drame c'est qu'eux-mêmes finissent par croire qu'ils pensent réellement parce que le texte sort en français correct alors que leur cerveau a juste sous-traité l'opération cognitive la plus précieuse de l'humanité qui est de structurer une pensée perso j’ai envie de dire ce qu’ils croient gagner en clarté ils le perdent en profondeur mais ce qu'ils ne réalisent pas c'est que la capacité à structurer sa propre pensée EST JUSTEMENT l'accès au savoir, c'est ce qui permet d'articuler ses idées, de déconstruire les dogmes de remonter aux premiers principes et de démonter les arguments des autres avec précision, sous traiter cette compétence à un LLM c'est exactement comme sous traiter sa propre digestion à une machine, vous ne nourrissez plus votre cerveau vous nourrissez juste l'illusion d'avoir mangé la question terrifiante que personne pose c'est quelle sera la valeur économique d'un humain en 2035 dont le cortex a passé 10 ans à attendre que la machine finisse sa pensée et pour moi le calcul est implacable, quand 4 milliards de personnes ont accès à la même intelligence pour 20 euros par mois la seule prime de valeur portera sur les humains qui ont gardé un cortex capable de produire du signal original et sachez que ce type de cortex se construit avec 15 ans de lecture profonde, d'écriture lente, de doute méthodique et de pensée silencieuse (ce que je ne cesse de pousser/recommander ici à travers mes différents threads) et c’est exactement le contraire de ce qu'enseigne l’IA générative à la population générale aujourd'hui

@Reality34414211 @DeportDaJoDakis @ithacarising 🙊🙊🙊

@DeportDaJoDakis @ithacarising Yeah, except when france invaded England, they never left.

The English have spent a thousand years giving them grief - Agincourt, Waterloo, endless Channel-side eye-rolling - and they just keep bouncing back with annoying flair. Silver medallists of Western civilisation, forever. They take a battlefield thrashing and turn it into a tragic romance with violins. They turn a baguette into a national religion. It’s ridiculous. And yet... Deep down (under several layers of warm beer and irony) the English can't help loving the French. They've been each other's favourite sparring partners for a millennium: proper rivals, proper brothers-in-arms, the only people who ever made each other raise their game. Respect? Sure, they've earned it. In great big glistening heaps of garlic butter. 🇫🇷🇬🇧

@StockPrinter @gemchange_ltd This is a post showing unemployed ppl how to make money flipping it. not how to buy this funko pop watch

@gemchange_ltd Lol I’ll pay the 2x resale week after to not stand in a line for hours for $300-600

every unemployed guy with a group chat of equally unemployed friends swatch x ap "royal pop" drops saturday may 16 and this is the easiest 4-figure week you'll have all year if you're willing to do something that resembles work for 14 hours. let me lay out exactly what i'll do retail confirmed $300–500 range based on moonswatch ($260) and blancpain scuba ($400) precedent. in-store only, no online sales. swatch is officially limiting it to 1 piece per person per store per day, not 2. so your hustle is per-warm-body, not per-pair historical resale data on the predecessors - moonswatch launched march 2022 at $260. stockx avg trade $900 (250% over retail), peak Tiffany blue Uranus $1,040 avg, individual eBay listings hit $2,400 / 12x retail. ~2,000 trades in first 6 days - blancpain scuba launched sept 2023 at $400. chrono24 current asks $600–995 across colorways, two years post-launch. launch week premiums were 2–3x - snoopy moonphase $430 retail, 2024 - guy in singapore waited 15 hours, watch immediately traded $1,200+ royal pop is the biggest of the three by a country mile. AP has never done downward extension, ever. entry RO is $60k AUD. this is the first time swatch has used a brand they don't own. the cultural moment is bigger than moonswatch and the supply will be tighter because AP cares about brand dilution. realistic launch-day flip: $1,200–1,800 per piece on a $400 retail. that's $800–1,400 profit per warm body you put in line. you bring 3 friends, you clear $3k+ in a saturday. you bring 5, count urself not all stores are equal. swatch lists US POS: SoHo, Times Square NY, Aventura, Miami Beach, Orlando, Tampa, Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Denver, Las Vegas, Honolulu, King of Prussia, Garden City, Troy MI, Oak Brook IL, Canoga Park, Santa Clara. UK has 13 confirmed stores. global rollout is simultaneous saturday morning - avoid: SoHo, Times Square, Carnaby Street London, Ginza, Orchard Singapore. these are the moonswatch ground zero stores. snoopy line was 150 deep at 7am at ion orchard, people camped from 7pm previous day. carnaby had 5,000 people for moonswatch launch. you will not get a watch unless you're sleeping on the pavement thursday night - target: secondary US cities Oak Brook IL, Troy MI, King of Prussia PA, Garden City NY, Canoga Park, Honolulu, Charlotte, Nashville. same allocation as flagship stores in most cases, 5–10x less line pressure. dude in the fratello article literally walked into Salzburg with no line and bought any model he wanted while doha was a war zone. apply same logic - mall stores > street stores this is exactly the pirate black yeezy 350 dynamic from 2015. bugis+ in singapore: 1,058 people in line for 52 pairs, ballot system, $329 retail, immediate 3–5x flip. vancouver granville street 2019, dudes camping from noon thursday for friday morning drop. the tactics that worked then work now: - 1 watch per person per day is the rule. so you bring people. cousin, gf, gf's roommate, your buddy who owes you money. each warm body = +1 allocation. industry standard kickback is $100–200 cash same-day for them just to stand. that's a 90% margin you keep - the store rotation. rule is per-store per-day. drive between 2 mall stores 20 min apart, same person can buy at both. nobody enforces a national database. the AP collab will probably tighten this with wristbands or ID logging at flagships, but at troy MI nobody's running a database - the line audit. show up to your target store thursday at noon. count heads, photograph the line, do the math. if there's 80 people for what you estimate is 40 allocation, you're cooked, drive to your B-tier backup. don't waste sunrise on a dead store - the early-batch tail. swatch said sealed boxes are already being shipped to stores. some boutiques will get boxes opened tuesday/wednesday for staff display setup. they don't sell early but staff talks. walk in wednesday afternoon, ask politely how many they expect, what time staff arrives saturday. you'll get answers - the ssense/stockx hedge. list your watch on chrono24 / stockx / eBay literally the moment you walk out of the store at 11am saturday. the entire premium window is the first 72 hours. moonswatch hit peak resale day 3 and was halved by month 3. blancpain scuba premium decayed slower because mechanical movement + lower units. royal pop has both factors so the window is wider, but the parabolic peak is still 48–72 hours. don't be greedy past wednesday - the consignment dropout. if you can't queue, walk the line at 7am with cash. offer the 40th-in-line guy $300 cash on top of retail to swap places. people in lines that long start doing the math and some will take it. learned this from supreme drops, transfers cleanly to watches

@FlashActu2001 @roswell__51 @KonbiniFr ftg

@beleedat97 @roswell__51 @KonbiniFr ah le bot fait sa propre lecture maintenant 😅 'maire de paris' sorti de nulle part, c'est le genre d'impro qu'on n'avait pas demandée mais qu'on respecte

Et de trois !!! La maire de Paris slay une fois de plus sur le tapis rouge du #metgala ✨ Sa tenue ? Une jupe signée Burc Akyol avec un bustier réalisé à la main par l’artiste métallurgiste Jean-Lori Guimaron (une vraie pointure).

@roswell__51 @FlashActu2001 @KonbiniFr Le bot a lu "maire de Paris"

@FlashActu2001 @KonbiniFr Anne Hidalgo?

@0x_kaize I saw that coming years ago that’s why I just kept to jacking off

people who spent 10 years mastering Blender and 3D are slowly realizing it was all for nothing

@ais_riviera @FakecelOriginel Ils dessinent des croix sur les derniers kebabs du quartier

@FakecelOriginel Ça serait lourd un groupe faf avec une identité bobo-identitaire dans ce genre de coins.

C'est MON 11ème arrondissement MON bar à chat MON magasin de CBD MES foïdes en tote bag MON restaurant vietnamien qui fait aussi des bubble teas MES potagers communaux eco-responsables Tu l'aimes comme il est ou tu DÉGAGES

@BetterCallMedhi They can’t shoot the research papers and the yearly cohorts of nuclear phds

I wasn’t planning to comment on the death of MIT Professor Nuno Loureiro without looking closely at his research first & what I found is quite intriguing 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 Loureiro was director of the MIT Plasma Science & Fusion Center and Herman Feshbach Professor of Physics working on nuclear fusion to create a virtually unlimited clean energy source. he was shot multiple times at night in his home but…he’s not the first…Eugene Mallove another MIT scientist passionate about fusion energy was beaten to death outside his home in 2004 with 32 lacerations to his face and body why his research represented an existential threat ?? understand that Loureiro specifically worked on understanding magnetized plasma dynamics magnetic reconnection plasma turbulence & confinement & transport mechanisms in fusion plasmas his research directly helped inform the design of fusion devices capable of harnessing the energy of fusing plasmas bringing the dream of clean near limitless fusion power closer to reality what makes his work so dangerous for certain players is it attacked precisely the scientific bottlenecks preventing fusion from becoming commercially viable in a tokamak plasma is confined by extremely powerful toroidal magnetic fields but magnetohydrodynamic instabilities like tearing modes /disruptions edge localized modes can destroy confinement in milliseconds and damage inner walls understanding & controlling these phenomena is KEY to moving from experimental reactors to operational commercial plant if fusion becomes viable in the next 10-15 years it doesn’t just displace an industry it renders obsolete the entire current global energy infrastructure valued at 8 trillion dollars… a fusion plant uses deuterium extractable from seawater in virtually infinite quantities, one liter of seawater contains enough deuterium to produce the energy equivalent of 300 liters of gasoline & tritium is produced via reactions with abundant lithium the raw material is inexhaustible decentralized free and accessible to all countries without geopolitical dependence 🤫 but… fossil industry fundamentally relies on controlled scarcity and geopolitical dependence…Oil & gas are geographically concentrated Middle East / Russia / Texas enabling price control via OPEC & oil majors generate 200+ billion dollars in annual profits because they control extraction refining distribution of a scarce resource everyone must buy fusion destroys this model by making energy abundant and decentralized any country with seawater access can produce its own deuterium & build fusion reactors: no more importing oil / no dependence on the Strait of Hormuz /no geopolitical leverage based on energy reserves energy prices would collapse once fusion reactors are amortized because marginal fuel cost is essentially zero!!! understand what this means for ExxonMobil which owns 22 billion barrels of oil reserves valued on their balance sheet at 1k5 billion dollars ??? if fusion becomes viable these reserves become stranded assets worthless overnight & their refining infrastructure pipelines tankers gas stations all this infrastructure becomes obsolete in one generation understand that if Loureiro & his team succeeded in precisely modeling these instabilities and developing active control techniques via AI and real-time magnetic feedback it would reduce the timeline to commercial fusion by 5-10 years that means startups like Commonwealth Fusion Systems would go from 2035 promise to 2030 deployment the real question is how many brilliant scientists must die under suspicious circumstances before we start protecting our researchers in strategic Fields ??? bc if we leave our most precious minds unprotected we implicitly accept that massive financial interests can eliminate with impunity those who threaten their business model

@DungTra98579763 @Tom407428513995 @aaronjmars There’s thousands of captors this is just noise

@Tom407428513995 @aaronjmars No he destroys data that go into real science works: airport management, agriculture planning… just to profit off a degenerate activity

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

@jflaig1547 @iamsubha44 @claudeai We didn’t need the 5 pics to smell the AI slop resume but I appreciate the effort

@iamsubha44 @claudeai

In Cowork, Claude can now build live artifacts: dashboards and trackers connected to your apps and files. Open one any time and it refreshes with current data.

@NiquelRaney @Roy_Vanstorm @NewJerusalemAI @bitcloud The human brain and the "machine brain" both function in physical processes but the human brain is a chemical one, and oh yeah it runs on 20W, so it’s a marvel of God/the Universe, not an engineering feat we can compete with

@Roy_Vanstorm @NewJerusalemAI @bitcloud They propose all physical processes sharing some same abstraction (a computational program in this case) would be concious => some abstraction would lead to concoiusness, and others not.

This is the thing "LLMs are conscious" people think is the same as a matrix multiplication.

@PinguisticsPhD @nehalem2049 @BasedTorba @elonmusk That’s not the only kind of work, yes there’s swathes of bullshit jobs but there are some gems and some we can’t get rid of because we need em

@nehalem2049 @BasedTorba @elonmusk these people worship updating excel spreadsheets 8 hours a day, fuckin bizzare

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@MisterX75116 @Clemence_Guette La pfp de général romain qui défend les sionistes c’est tellement a pisser de rire 😂

C'est officiel : la loi Yadan, c'est terminé !

@_iblevrai CACArameloo

@fee13attention Ma ptite moitié blanc qui me tient en vie

@beleedat97 Mais t’es qui même

Mon genre de mecs c les rebeux alors que c les plus fous mais heureusement pour eux jss encore plus folle