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@King_bbyy @nikkibitching 🥹🥹🥹

@nikkibitching @benicetome ft. my kingbaby candy 💙

@King_bbyy @mariokartdwi our joint slay.. too powerful and perhaps

looking thru film pics why are we so cute??

@mariokartdwi Can i please send your chihuahua into orbit 🙏🏻

Oh my gosh your dog is so cute! Can I punt him?

nye fit

Sometimes searching vintage y2k kitten heel size 8 on ebay is the best medicine

using the 5-4-3-2-1 grounding technique after my everything shower

@PiercesPastrami @brainwormhaver real bookheads know

@brainwormhaver not mean at all. it’s literally not reading. it’s listening. a real reader would be able to read the definition of “reading” and know that listening to an audiobook isn’t reading

@shaaylo That’s big brain shit you wouldn’t get it

@PiercesPastrami There were no leftovers

seated

@daininspace @queeritedaway @mariokartdwi This is hilarious go buy some sandbags or something

I’m laughing out loud

@lichtenstyle i’m not funny anymore i don’t belong here im scared

@benicetome who r u. just kidding it's an honor to receive a tweet from ur main account

who is on bluesky i desparately need to follow people

@mariokartdwi dressing fancy business for my meeting at the Baby Kitten Rescue

Scheduling a meeting with a kitten named Dale

@queeritedaway @mariokartdwi @pienar they’ll never learn!

I understand that after 30 minutes of looking for parking god is telling me to park over a driveway

@ultrawave007 earning our keep!

@benicetome my shift starts in an hour :/

clocking in for another long day at the killing yourself factory

@mariokartdwi this sentence is so pierce coded

Coworker: how was your weekend? what I’m thinking: it was sick, dj seinfeld played a lana del rey track what I’m saying: it was good

@DEVansh_xyz 🔫

@benicetome Logan's dead

It’s actually really brave of me to use social media when i haven’t seen this week’s episode of succession