Ben Parry

Thank god I never had it.

@CollinRugg Drown her in a bath!

NEW: Police find starved, bug bitten, 3-year-old girl who they initially thought was dead, huddled in the corner of a cockroach-infested home in Ohio. Parents like this should face the death penalty. The girl, who weighed just 16 pounds, was found unresponsive on a soiled mattress. The room she was found in was covered with urine, feces, bugs and mold. Thankfully for the police officers, the girl's life was saved and she was rushed to the hospital. She is making a slow recovery and will require much more medical attention. "She's got a long road to recovery, but she is continuing to gain some weight. But again, she's probably going to be hospitalized for quite some time," Sergeant Nathan Penrod said. The mother, 25-year-old Rabyah Nadhirah Muballigh from Fairborn, Ohio, has been charged with felony assault and endangering a child. She is being held on a $500,000 bond.

@Jamietibbs @UKLabour @alistrathern God help if these lot get in.

@UKLabour @alistrathern 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

Labour GAIN Mid Bedfordshire 🌹

@Jamietibbs Have a day off

Mental how rugby officials can go back and correct a decision but football can’t 😵‍💫

@PGATOUR @maxhoma23 Better than mine

Describe @MaxHoma23's swing in three words or less.

Rhys webb just stuck two fingers up to the @WelshRugbyUnion

@Kristinartx 72

Rip Charlie. #legend

@Jamietibbs @OfficialPDC Seen it live!

@OfficialPDC @benparry88

INSANITY FROM SULJOVIC!!!!! 🤯 Michael van Gerwen declines a dart at the bullseye and Mensur takes out 161 to clinch the set! Just look at Van Gerwen's face 😂 Breathtaking! #WCDarts | R3 📺 bit.ly/WC23Live

I’ll give you some advice. Never ever book a holiday through @jet2tweets as if anything goes wrong I.E delays etc you’ll be waiting over 6 months to resolve it. And that’s if you can get hold of them. #holidays #jet2 #stayclear

@GabbyLogan @BBCNewsround Try travelling in that everyday. Taken years off my life

Sorry @BBCNewsround but I think it’s important for kids to know that Auckland is not capital of New Zealand it’s Wellington. (I know I am a capital city pedant).

@courtsnewsIRL Joke of a sentence. More ppl like him we need

Dean Kerrie (21), who stabbed and killed an intruder who had attacked him in his home in the early hours of the morning, has been jailed for three-and-a-half years by the Central Criminal Court.

@HattMancockMP I hope you sanitised your hands before you had your hands up that woman’s skirt 🫣🤦

@PGATOUR @Bermuda_Champ Just going to pick my ball up and take it to the drop zone. Save the embarrassment

235 yards away. 30+ MPH winds. Where are you hitting your tee shot?

@McDonalds Pontypool. Every time we order food from Uber eats it arrives mostly all intact mostly can’t fault them. However why can they put straws in with the drinks. Happens every time we order. Have a very upset 3yo. Thanks for that #hopeless #McDonalds

@pricec16765879 @GillibrandPeter Thing is know one had a choice to vote who we wanted in. We should of stuck with boris. We knew where we stood with him

@benparry88 @GillibrandPeter Clowns? Compared to Truss their flaming amazing lol wait till the GE, coming soon, people hate her already but alienating 2 nations won’t help

Scotland's First Minister has just confirmed to the BBC that Liz Truss still hasn't phoned her nor the First Minister of Wales, Mark Drakeford after 38 days in office.

@TheTweetingPie @GillibrandPeter The clown is dockford. Telling all the Welsh to stay at home whilst he was partying in some wedding. I wouldn’t let him run the local darts league

I am currently accepting apologies from everybody who falsely labeled me 'heartless', 'evil', 'anti-science', 'selfish', 'pro-Covid', 'grandma killer', a 'stupid anti-vaxxer', and worse... and everybody who accused me of 'killing people' over the past 2.5+ years. Waiting.

@PrifWeinidog How about you get off Twitter and do some good wales and help family’s out. Also that rubbish vaccine you spent millions on could of been spent else where!!

The PM is the architect of her own misfortunes. It is her decisions that have led to the confusion and chaos that has put more pressure on families struggling with the cost-of-living. We now need stability and certainty to help people and businesses through this crisis.