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@SnazzyLabs did you put it on your main phone?

Something just happened with Siri on iOS 27. Me: "Hey Siri, send a message to Meghan: The flowers on our porch look very cute—nice addition!" Siri: "Sorry, I missed it. Did you say 'cute' or 'cool'?" Me: "cute." Siri: "Ok, sent!" And it sent perfectly. Small, but AMAZING!

@YouTube @GoogleAds YouTube, what do I do to get you to stop playing the exact same political commercials over and over on my youtube feed. I am not your target demo. I just can’t take it anymore. is there any way official YouTube ad contact?

flyover this evening in DC; wonder how much this cost? @UFOsofDC

@GustavoArellano @LucasDonnelly10 I think maybe he didnt know any better.

@LucasDonnelly10 What, facts don’t matter to them?

The first Del Taco was in Yermo, and that’s DEFINITELY not a “street” taco. Signed, the guy who wrote the book about the history of Mexican food in the United States

Why is he driving his motorcade IN the reflecting pool? There are roads around it.

@davepl1968 --I just learned yesterday that hotel hallway carpets, train and bus seats, and presumably that matching monitor cover, are patterned/colored that way to hide dirt/puke, etc.

From the Museum of Things that Never Worked:

@DrClownPhD I dont think that chuck was a nihilist.

Chuck Wars - Episode 1

@SnazzyLabs @MarinasHammer 125$ for a whole goat? from Australia?

@MarinasHammer (1) it’s the second biggest Costco in the world, (2) goat is delicious, (3) cry more

Everyone’s city has so many Muslims that they sell entire Halal goat carcasses at Costco right? Or is it just Salt Lake City Utah?

@iamrobothead hard to believe, but a few of those season one episodes were excellent.

The Mando cast season 1. The Mando cast for the big screen. It's beyond a joke 😅 #themandalorianandgrogu

Low budget Alien

@Rainmaker1973 u win the internets today.

Dc flyover 11:24 am, 28 April 2026. Pretty low. @HelicoptersofDC

@davidrliu @NatureBiotech wow. No centralized safeguards? Just a hospital’s ok?

From @NatureBiotech: New rules spur cell and gene therapy trials in China “Once proven safe and effective in investigator-initiated trials, therapies [in China] can then be given to patients as treatments, again without requiring national regulatory approval. And the hospital that made the therapy and conducted the trial can charge for the treatment, creating a financial incentive for hospitals to deploy high-quality cell and gene therapies. This situation contrasts with that in individual European Union countries, for example, where regulations enable hospitals to deliver investigational cell therapies when few or no approved alternatives remain. But, unlike in China, national regulatory approval is usually needed to go ahead with testing… In the United States, the process is more onerous. Hospital-developed cell therapies destined for patients require an Investigational New Drug application approved by the US Food and Drug Administration, with some exceptions for compassionate use.” @US_FDA @HHSGov nature.com/articles/s4158…

@markgurman apples ”core” businesses of hardware and services? Services is a Tim Cook innovation, right?

@ColtonOgburn wow. what a fall.

I'm sure this will help his career.

@iamrobothead did Dave's wife take over Lucasfilm?

Great!

I don't remember what I would/wouldn't eat as a kid, regardless, this is a really entertaining article; a great, informative read. theatlantic.com/family/2026/02…

@olgakhazan did you change Rich's name to hide his identity? ;)

Also there’s more than chores that goes into C so it’s not always obvious at the dating stage. I do all the admin work in my family and I just didn’t realize how much it would be until we had a kid

I agree with this, but men are less conscientious on average so it’s hard to do this as a straight woman. My partner is not conscientious, for example, and I still know lots and lots of men who are even less C than him

@iamrobothead tartan?

They didn't

@NMassian @shea_jordan @Reaper_NFT @tedcruz @SenTedCruz only 3 pencils though! not 30!

@shea_jordan @Reaper_NFT @tedcruz @SenTedCruz Senator Cruz’s job requires paper and pencil. He should have every right to leave the state during state of emergencies just like any other civilian.

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.