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Democ@ISawMrBirchum·
One time, I went on a date with a woman just because she was a supermodel. But she could only do Fourier transforms from the table and not first principals. So I picked her up threw her. The waiter was shocked, showing profoundly little theory of mind. So I threw him.
Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽@zapatas_mom

Tbh I don’t exclusively go on dates with doctors, lawyers, engineers SOLELY because of their money. It’s also because they can keep up with me intellectually. The last time I accepted a date based on looks alone (6’2, athletic build, and handsome mid 20s) I got the ick because he didn’t know rabies was a mammalian disease. 🤣

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Brian Lui@brianluidog·
In cyberpunk all the big megacorps have names like "The Militech Zaibatsu Worldcorp". Meanwhile in real life names like that are for broke 5-person communist collectives and the megacorps are called "Flower :-)"
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Kama@Kama_Kamilia·
Me standing on a sidewalk as they come to arrest Hassan: HE’S REACHING! HE’S REACHING!
Stu Smith@thestustustudio

🚨 BREAKING: Hasan Piker addressed the reported Treasury investigation on his livestream, and even he admits the news is “not great.” “I’m not gonna lie to you guys. It’s not great. The news is not great, OK? I mean, it’s bullshit, but still not great that they’re after your boy. They’re up my ass.” He then joked with viewers chanting “free me,” responding: “Free me, free me. I can’t believe I’m saying that.” For all the bravado, Hasan clearly understands this is serious.

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Sebastian@Seb__flyte1·
Hate when people simplify Latin American politics like this. In Peru, fascism-lite’s perennial candidates are Japanese, and its Maoist insurgency was led by a white philosophy professor. In Mexico, the lefty last election was a Jewish woman and the right winger was named Xochitl.
Luca Maxim@ChildOfKhan_

Pablo Guevarra vs. Alberto Himmler

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Pericles@PerryALPHA·
Filipinos got the best acronyms
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🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸@TheUnaButters·
The Shuttle program took 14 years to develop It never reached its prospected turn around time, flew as high or as long as designed, always over budget, and resulted in more deaths than any other NASA program. It was an obvious failure that NASA kept doubling down on
thunderf00t@thunderf00t

your friendly reminder that spacex has failed to achieve in 12 flights what the shuttle achieved in 1....45 YEARS AGO. A reusable heatshield! Yup starship uses exactly the same tiles as this thing!

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Canada’s Wonderlab: K-Pg Survivor Edition?
Canada’s Wonderlab: K-Pg Survivor Edition?@geraldbullTiVo·
West Euros will continue to vote for government pensions and mandatory employer canteen subsidies over the kinds of austerity needed to effect mass expulsion of invaders and military re-armament. SocSecurity boomerism for an entire population. stick a fork in it, they're done
Aryeh Kontorovich@aryehazan

@alegator_cs all this talk of pitchforks and lampposts -- but they can't even be bothered to vote for a real RW party x.com/aryehazan/stat…

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argentus@mordreek·
@bert_poaster @rightwingnutrs Interesting tangent, not all pagan faiths were roman cults, and also playing whataboutism "oh just because we had to use force when we try to claim to be the *only* 'real' religion doesnt mean anything because other states would do the same"...then they didnt 'readily' convert.
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bert posting@bert_poaster·
@mordreek @rightwingnutrs classical paganism was the state cult of rome you fucking mong; "le imposed top down" is a retarded point, that's what all religion was
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argentus@mordreek·
@rightwingnutrs Nor does your admission they needed to impose it top down via the hierarchy that the christians had to coopt. It as imposed by the state/hierarchy and that took time to permeate, hence why christianty had to take so much from those faiths to make it stick as much as it did
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Konrad Curze Banquent@OpsecCurze·
"I call them YANKEE CAROLINA, folks. A lot of people don't want me to say it, but I will. Yankee Carolina. They even have a hockey team. So this pepper has great genes, the best. Capsaicin. Good stuff. Great stuff. Gregor Mendel, the Woke wants to cancel him."
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bert posting@bert_poaster·
post president trump becomes a spicy pepper guy and the news rolls up on his properties looking for comments and interviews and he's just there in his cargo shorts and cut off tee telling them about scovilles and hot sauce making techniques
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bert posting@bert_poaster·
that thing chicago did where they sold the rights to their parking meter revenue for several decades for nothing compared to what it will total in that time is one of those things i occasionally think back on and chuckle, eternally funny
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