beth.

@ADP NOTHING is working. Stuck on this. When is it getting fixed?

@haymes_joshua The only nipples I’ve ever seen in a gym were attached to a man. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

We need MENS ONLY gyms. 2 reasons: 1. Women literally wear their underwear to the gym these days. It’s wildly inappropriate & immodest, designed to cause men to lust. Men shouldn’t have to deal with that at the gym. 2. It’s important for men to have regular space & time with JUST the boys. When ladies are present the dynamic changes (often for the better, but not always). Women also need women’s only times and spaces. The sexes are gloriously different, and sometimes we just need a break from each other.

@JasonForCroydon Like the police ever manage/prevent anything in Croydon anyway. People see police and carry on exactly as they are because they know they can. I’ve seen police WALK PAST gangs dealing drugs right in front of their eyes. It’s just white noise and they don’t care. I never feel safe

I remain in communication with the Police, who currently have no intelligence suggesting riots, disorder or extremist gatherings are set to take place in Croydon today. However, we will continue to remain vigilant. Together, we are stronger. Please share this. 👇

@SouthernRailUK why do the departure boards at East Croydon say all of your trains running this morning are on time when that’s not true? Several have been delayed?

Twitter PLS help. Earlier this week I #lost the beautiful #ring my grandma gave me - it’s silver with around 7-10 cubic zirconias embedded in the band. Last seen #Balham #London when I took it off for netball. Not valuable but hugely sentimental and offering a £ reward #lostring

@PureGym your cancellation process is utterly ridiculous and sends you round in the circles under the guise of being “simple”. I unfroze my membership just so I would be able to cancel, and now I’ve got a new direct debit set up for £45?!?! Do me a favour and SORT ITTTTTT

@Zipcar @ZipcarUK the date drop-down on your website isn't working, please fixxxxxxxx

This country is more divided than ever. What will unite us? Getting @MattHancock to the final to eat a kangaroo bollock. What a time to be alive rule britannia xx #ImACeleb

@Zipcar SO ANNOYING. I’ve paid for a local vehicle and seen it being driven around in the area today so know it’s working fine. This booking is 18 hours away so it needs to be rectified pretty sharpish

@KennKnowles @Zipcar This is reassuring thanks! Thought it was them blocking my account 😬😬

@Zipcar I completed a trip today and all was fine, but I’ve now been logged out and it says “unable to retrieve account information”. Is this a bug?

@LondonLive Go for it

@beth_hampton Hi Beth, would we be able to share this video with credit to you please? Thanks

Big fire in Southwark/London Bridge #london

@NickJBBC Yep sure

@beth_hampton Hi Beth, BBC News here. Can we please use this with a credit? Thanks

@radhikaaligh Sure

@beth_hampton Hi Beth, Hope you're well. Could the Evening Standard please use this video with a credit? Thanks

@vinnyrecruit @sainsburys Has it opened now?

@sainsburys hey any reason why the store on Garratt Lane SW18 Wandsworth is closed and can you advise when it will be open?

Hurry up Boris. I’m due at a party this evening.

@realDonaldTrump Aw diddums! Bye hun 👋🏻😘

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

@thearchbrighton been trying to get through for ages!! Got tickets for Do Not Sleep this Saturday - can you confirm if going ahead?

@greateranglia 50% fewer carriages this morning so didn’t make it on and was late to work. 12 minutes late and packed like cattle this evening on the way home. Great to see where our EVEN MORE expensive travel costs are going.