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@StevenCheung47 Prove to people he is working. Prove to people you are wearing shoes that fit.

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.

@femalebodybuil6 It would be more logical to ask for a worse singer. Better singer? Like nearly everybody.

One singer.

Sadio Mane, a Senegalese soccer star, earns approximately $10.2 million annually. He gave the world a rude awakenng after some fans were flabbergasted when they saw him carrying a cracked iPhone 11. His response was awesome: "Why would I want ten Ferraris, 20 diamond watches, and two jet planes? I starved, I worked in the fields, played brefoot, and I didn't go to school. Now I can help people. I prefer to build schools and give poor people food or clothing. I have built schools and a stadium, provide clothes, shoes, and food for people in extreme poverty. In addition, I give 70 euros per month to all people from a very poor Senegalese region in order to contribute to their family economy. I do not need to display luxury cars, luxury homes, trips, and even planes. I prefer that my people receive some of what life has given me.

BREAKING: Here is what some active-duty Marines are calling Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon — and it doesn’t make him look good. Pete Hegseth wanted to be called the "Secretary of War," instead of Secretary of Defense. Now, his own troops have a different title in mind. Rep. Seth Moulton — a Marine combat veteran who actually served in Iraq, unlike the Fox News host currently running the Pentagon — dropped a bombshell this week that should stop every American cold: "I know active-duty Marines who now refer to Pete Hegseth's department as the Department of War Crimes." These aren’t former officials, nor political opponents. These are active-duty Marines, the people Hegseth commands. These are the people who have watched him operate up close. They are calling their own department the Department of War Crimes — and according to Moulton, they're doing it because of what they've been ordered to do. The nickname is a savage mashup of Hegseth's own self-aggrandizing rebrand of the Department of Defense as the "Department of War" — because nothing says serious military leadership like cosplay branding — and the growing mountain of evidence that his tenure has been defined by actions that legal experts are calling war crimes. The list is staggering: Airstrikes in Yemen that allegedly hit residential buildings, killing at least 224 civilians. Strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities of questionable legality under both domestic and international law. An alleged no-survivors attack order issued against vessels in the Caribbean. A lightning invasion of Venezuela launched without congressional authorization. And now Trump's announced intention to target Iranian civilian energy infrastructure — the same playbook, Moulton noted pointedly, that the United States spent years condemning Vladimir Putin for using in Ukraine. "It's meant to hurt civilians," Moulton said. "This is the same stuff we criticized Vladimir Putin for doing in Ukraine." Over a thousand civilians have been killed in the Iran war. More than a hundred of them were children, killed when a missile — believed to be American — struck a school. Hegseth's spokesperson responded to questions about war crimes by quoting the man himself: "They target civilians. We do not, and I can tell you this administration and this Pentagon focuses on that very, very closely." A school full of children would beg to differ. If they could. And "Department of War Crimes" isn't even the only nickname Hegseth has earned in the building. Pentagon staffers have also taken to calling him "Dumb McNamara" — a reference to Vietnam-era Defense Secretary Robert McNamara, who sent tens of thousands of Americans to die in a war he privately knew was unwinnable. The comparison is not a compliment. McNamara, for all his catastrophic failures, was at least regarded as intellectually serious. Hegseth, the Fox & Friends Weekend host who needed a Vice Presidential tiebreaker to get confirmed, is regarded as having McNamara's appetite for escalation without the analytical credentials. Same body count. Fewer brain cells. This is the man running America's military. This is the man who has fired over a dozen decorated generals and replaced them with loyalists and personal aides. This is the man whose troops — the ones actually carrying out his orders — have given his department a name that should haunt every single person who confirmed him. Please like and share this post if you believe "Department of War Crimes" should never be how America's military is described accurately — and certainly not by its own Marines.

IF DONALD IS AT WALTER REED, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING AN MRI ON HIS HEAD OR BUTT, HE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND NEITHER CAN THE DOCTORS. LUCKILY, THEY FIGURED OUT WHICH END IS WHICH WHEN THEY SPOTTED LINDSEY GRAHAM LIVING IN ONE OF THEM.

BREAKING: After being told by President Trump she'd been fired and cleaning out her desk - Pam Bondi walks out of the Department of Justice building, one last time.

NOW THAT PAM BONDI HAS BEEN FIRED FROM THE DUMBEST CULT ON EARTH, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFERING PAM A JOB. ASSUMING SHE DOESN'T GO TO JAIL, SHE CAN WORK IN MY OFFICE OF "TELL US EVERYTHING YOU SAW IN THE EPSTEIN FILES." I ALSO INVITE PAM TO APPEAR IN MY NEW ADVERTISEMENT, "I SOLD MY SOUL TO FAT SATAN AND NOW WILL FOREVER HAVE HIS STENCH OF WEAKNESS, TREASON, AND BEDPANS." THANK YOU. --GCN

Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes. $1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity. One hour before the announcement. Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil futures purchased at the same time. They made between $300 and $400 million dollars off those trades. Trump claimed he spoke to an Iranian official to negotiate the moratorium. The Iranians said that person doesn't exist and the conversation never happened. This is not the first time. It has happened multiple times. He says something. The trade goes on. He says another thing. The market moves. But whatever you call it — they are laughing at you and they are laughing at me while they do it. Hunter Biden sold a painting and Washington lost its mind. These people are making hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars trading on information that only exists inside the most powerful office in the world. I think we are dramatically underreporting how much money is actually being made here. This isn't politics anymore. This is a financial operation running out of the White House.

@fckfmrocks 1. Operation Mindcrime by Queensryche 2. Privilege of Power by Riot 3. Keeper albums 1 & 2 by Helloween 4. Defenders of the Faith by Judas Priest 5. Fireworks by Bonfire

Name your 5 favorite albums from the 80s.

BREAKING: French General Michel Yakovleff tells Trump and his team to "stop sniffing coke" after they hatch an insane plot to seize Iran's uranium with a risky raid that would involve building a runway INSIDE of Iran. Yakovleff really didn't hold back... "I was a planner. I see a planner who tells me I have a great idea, chief, and then all you have to do is make a complete air base, etc," the general said of the proposed American plan during a TV appearance. "I say, you have to stop sniffing coke on the desk between your meetings. That's not possible. That's not possible!" "You don't sniff coke in Brussels?" asked the other man on the panel. "No, exactly. But here, I wonder... It's become so 'wow!' We are beyond science fiction. It's taking over to make an air base. It's Dien Bien Phu, if you want," Yakovleff said, referring to the disastrous 1954 battle between French forces and the Viet Minh in Vietnam. "The French have done it too. Do you want to see Dien Bien Phu? Go ahead. Enjoy." The similarities between Trump's battle plan and Dien Bien Phu are striking. The French inserted soldiers into a basin deep within Viet Minh-controlled territory, established a fortified base, and were promptly surrounded and pummeled by the enemy. The French suffered over 12,400 casualties. Yakovleff served as a three general in the French Army, as the commander of the French Foreign Legion, and in top positions in NATO. When he speaks on military issues, the world listens. "In addition to that, it's to go and look for fluids that were buried following the bombing," he continued, referring to the uranium. "I mean, the bombings probably made the galleries collapse, etc. In other words, even the Iranians, if they want to go and look for them, they need mass engineering." "They need builders. They need to recreate tunnels. They need to look for where the tunnels were before they collapsed to go and look for the stuff," he added. "So guys, even the Iranians, in peacetime, will take weeks or months to do this kind of excavation. So we don't see the Americans doing it. We're going to do it anyway. We're going to do it? Have fun, guys! The reporting on the proposed plan does indeed suggest a massive logistical operation will be needed in addition to the strictly military one. Isfahan, where roughly half the uranium is stored, is roughly 300 miles inland inside Iran. Al Jazeera reports that American forces would need heavy equipment, including excavators, to dig it up. They'd have to transport all of that while under constant attack from Iranian rockets, missiles, drones, and ground forces. Quite simply put, if Trump proceeds with this plan it will turn into one of the greatest military debacles in history. American troops will die in droves, all so that Israel can destabilize a regional enemy and continue its own territorial expansion. Please ❤️ and share to demand an immediate end to the Iran War!

@marklevinshow LOL, battlefield sounds like baaatttlfullll, you nailed it random bro

PERFECT SPEECH

BREAKING: THE SENILE GROUNDHOG POPPED OUT OF HIS BALLROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DECLARED THREE MORE WEEKS OF WAR.

@SecRubio I bet you said that wearing the shoes that do not fit, and taking all the dopamine you could get ahold of. Dude, there is no upside for this weird obsession praising trump as he tanks the world economy and alienates everyone in a desperate attempt to distract from his raping kids

President Trump delivered a powerful speech tonight. He was clear about our objectives in Iran: • Destroy their weapons factories • Destroy their navy • Destroy their air force • Destroy their chances of ever having a nuclear weapon The President’s leadership sends a message to the world that the United States will defend its people and its interests, and uphold peace through strength.

@34thSignalBn @TheJFreakinC For this jackass, EXIT YOUR VEHICLE!

@TheJFreakinC If you are aked to exit your vehicle, you must!! That is the law!!

🚨BREAKING: ICE agents, working with state police, pulled over a vehicle, in Ogden, Utah… and smashed their car window because he wouldn’t roll it down all the way. Watch the shift… because this is where it goes from aggressive to completely out of control. The driver already has the window partially open. The ICE agent is yelling, giving a countdown, threatening to break the window… while another officer is trying to open the door from the other side. No explanation, or clear threat… Just escalation. Then, someone inside says, “I’m a U.S. citizen… you pointed a gun at me.” And that’s the moment everything changes. Instead of pulling back… instead of correcting… instead of even acknowledging it… The ICE agent snaps. “I don’t give a shit who you are, I don’t know you.” And then he immediately escalates further… raises the metal bar… and starts hitting the window… doubling down on force. A person says you pointed a gun at them… and your response is not to de-escalate… It’s to get MORE aggressive. That’s retaliation. They call them “non-compliant”… and within seconds, the window is smashed and the driver is dragged out. And it doesn’t stop there. The passenger… who is recording… gets told to “stay there” while the officer puts his hand on his gun. He responds, “I’m recording for my safety.” The officer shuts the door on him anyway. When he opens it again and steps out… and then the officer physically shoves him back into the car. This is what needs to be understood… The escalation didn’t come from a threat. It came the second someone spoke up… the second someone said, “you pointed a gun at me”… The second someone started documenting it. That’s when it got worse. That’s when it turned physical. That’s when the window broke. And that’s what should alarm people… because that’s not about safety anymore. That’s about being challenged… and responding with more force.

@GrainAndGrit @TheJFreakinC #stfu

@TheJFreakinC WEIRD, IF YOU COMPLY WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT, THIS NEVER HAPPENS. LESSON: STOP BEING A COMPLETE DOUCHE BAG AND COMPLY WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT

@DeptofWar this is why we don't put TV talking heads in charge of the military. What the bloody blazes has Kegseth and his illegal equipped sycophants done? Literally playing a video game instead of analyzing the strategy and long game. End this war now and leave the department.

BREAKING: Trump plans to betray the U.S. Marines by sending ICE agents to their graduation events to target their family members who may be undocumented. He's going to brutalize their loved ones and then ship them off to war... The revelation comes directly from the Marine Corps itself, which made the announcement. Under the heightened security measures implemented due to Trump's Iran War, everyone who enters a Marine base must present REAL ID. Undocumented immigrants are generally unable to obtain REAL IDs. Anyone who shows up at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot at Parris Island in South Carolina will be asked to produce their identification documents. If they don't have the proper documentation on them, they'll be funneled to face ICE agents who will presumably harass, terrorize, and detain many of them. “While the Marine Corps routinely coordinates with federal partners on security matters, this is the first time in recent memory that federal law enforcement agencies have supported base access operations at Parris Island in this capacity,” said a MCRD Parris Island spokesperson. "To help ensure a smooth and timely process, guests should bring proper identification and limit the number of items they carry onto the installation,” they added. The Parris Island website cites “increased force protection measures” at the recruit depot and explains that "federal law enforcement personnel will be present at installation access points to conduct enhanced screening and lawful immigration status inquiries during recruit family and graduation days." DHS — an infamously dishonest agency under this administration — is insisting that "ICE will not be making arrests at the basic training graduation in Paris [sic] Island, SC." Of course, that's exactly what they'd say if they were hoping to lull migrants into a false sense of security. These people put no stock in the truth. The only thing that matters to them is pursuing their fascist agenda. If they aren't planning on detaining people, why will ICE be there at all? Graduation will be held this Friday but families are invited to begin their celebration of their Marine loved one's accomplishments starting tomorrow. The Marines have been unable to see their families during the 13-week long boot camp — and now some of them will have to worry about those very same families being deported. Consider the profound impact on morale that a move like this has on our soldiers. Trump is currently mulling a ground invasion of Iran, possibly sending thousands of Americans to die in a war of aggression on behalf of Israel. He's considering asking these Marines to die for a foreign country — and at the same time he's moving to harass and terrify their families. Our service men and women deserve better than this. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Trump has betrayed our military!

@Brewers No radio market in Madison, have to hope to get a signal for 620 AM and if I am not home tk watch this channel on spectrum, have to pay another streaming service. One would think after this organization stole 500M from taxpayers that they could negotiate media rights. Guess not

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@BamaSaltyMarine To anyone that believes this b.s., forget all the corruption staring you in the face like your tax dollars going directly to trump and vanity projects. Just know that everyone's data has been sold to private data mining companies, all of it. That is not maga for America.

What so many fail to understand is that MAGA is not about Donald Trump. MAGA is about America. We the People were searching for someone, "anyone," willing to fight corruption and preserve freedom. We found that in Donald Trump. He is our voice. You see, it's not a cult. It's a revolution. Make America Great Again!

@HansMahncke Hans, if that is a real Twitter handle and not a bot from Russia, you are not the sharpest tool in the shed, sit this one out, we dont need dumb and dumber on this platform

It’s genuinely hard to understand why this is so difficult for people to grasp, other than sheer Trump derangement. Trump wasn’t invoking NATO’s legal obligations. He was testing whether European countries that the U.S. has protected for over 80 years would do the bare minimum to help secure global sea lanes, which American taxpayers have also been underwriting for decades at no cost to them. In this case, those sea lanes benefit Europe far more than the U.S. and Europe failed the test.