@SwannMarcus89 Uh uh actually i didnt piss my pants actually its good i pissed my pants actually it doesn't matter that i pissed my pants
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Zohran is hilarious because nothing he’s done has substantively changed the trajectory of NYC and people love or hate him based purely on vibes
He literally has done nothing that matters lmfao
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin
zohran has helped me see the trump phenomenon more objectively, in that it's clear there are people who hate him no matter what and get mad when he does stuff they agree with and there are those for whom his winning is personal validation and can take or leave any policy change
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This throwaway tweet blew up. There are always places that need volunteers. Consider spending a day at your local
-animal shelter
- retirement homes
- Food banks
- park trash cleanups
- big sis/big bro programs
- meals on wheels
Many opportunities to get out and help others
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Neoliberals want to make wealthy sexual predators a protected class.
Nicholas Decker@captgouda24
I strongly dislike the phrase “Epstein class”, largely because it is genocidal rhetoric. A genocidal culture needs to tell lies about the depravity of their enemies to justify their actions. Democrats should have nothing to do with it.
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Oh yeah, shadowy enemies responsible for everything bad and we just need to get rid of them, how could this possibly go wrong
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I strongly dislike the phrase “Epstein class”, largely because it is genocidal rhetoric. A genocidal culture needs to tell lies about the depravity of their enemies to justify their actions. Democrats should have nothing to do with it.
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@MattWhitlock @Rob_Flaherty What’s your favorite thing about Trump? The Nazi comments and support, the mocking veterans and the armed forces, the wild degeneracy, the mocking of all voters?
The good news is if you can’t decide there’s tons more to come and every Repub is going to have a blast defending it.
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Does feel kind of odd to be the Chairman of an org called “Majority Democrats” and then endorse against both Democrats and a Majority
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
In an interview with CNN on Monday, Rep. Jake Auchincloss (D-MA) says he finds Graham Platner's tattoo disqualifying and hopes Maine voters agree with him Auchincloss: “I find that tattoo and his commentary about it to be personally disqualifying. I hope Maine voters agree with me.” #MaineSenate
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@rocco_botte you’re a fat worthless childless gen x faggot that will spend your last miserable years alone in a dilapidated nursing home getting physically abused by haitian nurses
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Dudes will say “bring back George Lucas” and get mad about MANDALORIAN & GROGU even though that’s exactly the movie he would have made if he had infinite time in the 80s
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@MasterGir Last episode was great. Its always a shame when the twitter/tiktok children get agitated
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also, hlvrai was not a serious grounded melodrama
it was us fucking around in a video game for 90% of the series
please don't gaslight yourself into thinking otherwise
gir@MasterGir
I've seen some really dumb criticisms for hl2vrai that I can only address like this: have some fuckin patience, let us cook
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Subnautica 2 mod lets you kill all the fish you want 🪼
Mod: jibotron
Submit your best clip for a chance to win $500!
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#Subnautica2 #pcgamerclips
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@zakelley90 No I am mad at voters over it who sat home and didnt give a fuck
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No smoking gun, now can we please move on? I looked for keywords and the ones y’all were wanting aren’t in there 🤷🏽♀️
Ken Martin@kenmartin73
Read more about what I have to say here: democrats.org/after-action
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@TaliGoldsheft @kenmartin73 @ActualDemocrats Which means cutting off aipac zionism and israel completely
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@kenmartin73 @ActualDemocrats Appreciate the transparency and that you’re willing to acknowledge that just being “anti-Trump” doesn’t work and that the Democratic brand needs repair. A lot of the repair that’s needed entails pushing the extremists and bigots back into the fringes, rather than embracing them.
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@MrAndyNgo I would not be able to sleep if I was as dishonest and cowardly as you are, Andy. You know exactly who I am, know that’s not what I said or what I believe, and are calling a couple critical posts “targeting.”
You’re a crybully. I genuinely don’t know how you do it.
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This person appears to want federal law enforcement resources taken off far-left terrorists so his ideological allies can more easily maim, shoot and kill people.
He’s been targeting me again, this time for highlighting that one the radical victims of the mosque shooting expressed pro-Hitler sentiments, just like the boys who killed him.
Jared Holt@jaredlholt
The Trump Admin has deprioritized tracking these kinds of threats in favor of searching out "antifa" boogeymen and surveilling non-white immigrants. This is clearly still an insanely present threat to public safety, even if the admin would like the public's focus elsewhere.
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funniest plot point is that protag cannot bring himself to be fully comfortable with his smoking hot lovely new girlfriend because he discovers she sucked dick before they ever met (she was forced btw)
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Since people are talking a lot about The Boys, i watched a long recap of the whole COMIC story out of curiosity
oh wow
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Roberta Flack created perfection in this song.
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@beancrippin @GmSlipknoth @berniehoe2 You were told to wear a mask so wear the fucking mask you stupid little hog
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@GmSlipknoth @berniehoe2 Nah Covid was fucking stupid a virus that is survivable by a wide margin for most healthy people but everyone got hoodwinked into thinking it was end times a for the first year
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THEY ACTUALLY JUST *ACQUITTED* THIS COP!
Police The Police 2.0@PoliceThePolic1
🚨 Cop Ends His Career In Just 3 Seconds...
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This is what Andy Ngo did, too, since he hated Muslim people more than he hates violent nazis
Pedro L. Gonzalez@emeriticus
The New York Post came as close as you can get to justifying this mass shooting btw
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@Rottennoodless @Hyuckflowerz_ do you leave your home? have you ever touched the green grass?
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Why does gay sex only look good in fiction
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