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@ATLHawks @itssydneythomas @MichelobULTRA True success story, massive jugs are the biggest economic weapon today

@engineeringolf @joeguags7 @GolfWRX I have one and am open to selling/trade offers

@joeguags7 @GolfWRX Oh to have the luxuries of a Tour pro

Counter-post. For the purists. There is always a tradeoff. A flexing putter face is similar to a flexing iron. Hot in the middle, but prone to drop-off. Rigid faces don’t boost topspin, but could result in better speed control. Remember Scottie gaming this? (📷 @GolfWRX)

Love how protein is the new buzzword now. Subway throwing protein on their advertisements now even though it’s cat food. Cheerios offering protein Cheerios 😂 go fuck yourself @cheerios. What’s next, vanilla whey protein in our dust? Protein is good. Newsflash. But just pisses me off when big pharma and Obama and Fauci wanna just throw protein in front of trash food just to trick the dumb people to continue to eat garbage. This is a health and wellness show.

@snakeollbroker Hanging onto a +1 and I genuinely have no idea where the ball is going off the tee

It’s all relative - but I’m a +1.5 and I fucking suck

@KrugerShreddy @jack_roemer @TrevWDawg @shadybiev Okay man

@bigshotrob23 @jack_roemer @TrevWDawg @shadybiev lol, so are you saying a 3 hc isn’t good? You’re a good player if this is true but I doubt it

I’ll say it a 542 yd Par 4 could be the stupidest fucking hole design of all time.

@jack_roemer @KrugerShreddy @TrevWDawg @shadybiev Preciate it

@bigshotrob23 @KrugerShreddy @TrevWDawg @shadybiev Respect

@KrugerShreddy @jack_roemer @TrevWDawg @shadybiev So true 2 pack shaker

@jack_roemer @bigshotrob23 @TrevWDawg @shadybiev He won’t, he’s a 15 who plays the tips and hits 3 wood into every green

@TrevWDawg @shadybiev Sounds like Trevor sucks at golf

@bigshotrob23 @shadybiev Clearly you don’t know shit because a 3 handicap is a damn good golfer 😭

@shadybiev Let’s talk ball beaver

Roasted me.

@DanteTheDon Coming from a 40 year old party boy that is wildly ironic

We are an extremely unserious country

Don’t want to sound insensitive but hantavirus becoming a pandemic may be my last shot at becoming a scratch golfer.

@therealmcnair @leftyzag Will see you here Arnie

AM North Carolina tour slated for October / November. Rolling out in @leftyzag’s van. Likely starting in Charlotte. 3-4 day jaunt to see the NC army. Elite customer base. Patriots. Purists. Agenda being constructed. Texas Part II to follow.

. @GreatClips you guys fucked me

@bPardini10 No

The pro shop at cypress is cash only? This true?

There’s close to a 0% chance Vrabel even knew Rossini was pregnant on their boat extravaganza. Football dudes aren’t paying attention to that shit. I could easily see Diana walk past Mike while walking out to the boat from the dock and mikes head turns and takes a look at her (mostly looking at her ass) and he’s like “It was 2 for 1 at Tommy Bahama maybe I should have got another shirt for you you’re lookin a little chunky bitch aha” And then Diana is like “Oh shut up Mike just get on the fucking boat and if you didn’t get my sunscreen from the car go get it” Mike: “I got it and you know exactly where I’m gonna apply it first” Diana: “oh yeah? Where’s that Michael” Mike: your big fat ti And then I don’t know the rest of this tweet not gonna finish it. My point is football dudes are gonna be football dudes

The Patriots organization is so football it’s not even funny. Dudes catching touchdowns and shooting people directly in the head with unlicensed handguns in the same week, fellas shooting rub n tug ropes all over koreatown strip malls, guys taking pregnant married chicks on boats in the middle of the day for a quick rip. This is simply football dudes doing football shit. It is what it is man, haters gonna hate

@AllisonBurglers @bryan_johnson If you did read it you need to be on a list

@bryan_johnson Don’t think anyone read this essay about your balls

🚨 I HAVE NO MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS 🚨 This should not be possible. Studies show that 100% of men have microplastics in their semen. I am the first human ever to show a complete reduction to zero. This may be a world-first breakthrough in fertility research. I had 165 microplastic particles in my semen just 18 months ago. Now, I have zero. Five published studies have measured microplastics in human semen. Two found them in 100% of men. The other three found then in 44 to 76% of men tested, but those used methods that miss the smallest particles and the clear ones. Corrected for that, the real rate is likely 100%. Almost every man alive has plastic in his semen right now. The same applies to testicular tissue, testing 100% positive for microplastics. Microplastics hurt sperm. Human studies show the impact of various types of plastic, associated chemicals, and other toxins on male fertility: + 60% fewer normal shaped sperm (from PFAS) + 5x higher odds of low sperm count (from PTFE) + 10% lower sperm concentration (from PTFE) + 15% lower swimming ability (from PTFE) + 41% lower swimming ability (from PET) + 12% lower sperm swimming ability (from BPA) + 3x higher odds of low sperm count (from Phthalates) + 2x higher odds of poor swimming (from Phthalates) The effects compound: each extra type of plastic drops sperm swimming ability by about 21%. This matters even if you’re NOT trying to get pregnant. Sperm count is one of the cleanest biomarkers of overall health we have. And microplastics don't stop at the testes. The same particles are showing up everywhere we look. Studies show 4.5x higher rate of heart attack, stroke, and death in people with microplastics in their arterial plaque vs. those without. Microplastics were also found in 100% of human placentas tested. 100% of post-mortem human brains tested positive for microplastics. Brain concentrations rose ~50% between 2016 and 2024, and now sit at roughly 11x the levels found in the liver or kidney. Where do these come from? + PTFE, commonly in non-stick pans + PET, water bottles + Phthalates, makes plastic soft and bendy + BPA, can linings + PFAS, stain-resistant fabrics & food packaging Inside the body, plastic causes a kind of cellular rust. It triggers inflammation in the testicles, kills the cells that make sperm and drops testosterone. It's been confirmed across 39 animal and cell studies, then in human data. MY PROTOCOL: Note, what I did is n=1, not a controlled trial, I cannot prove cause. 1. Sauna (dry). My toxin blood panel confirms sauna clears plastic related chemicals: BPA, phthalates, PFAS, flame retardants, pesticides. The plastic particles themselves are too big to sweat out directly. Heat may activate other clearance routes: bile flow through the liver, the cell's internal cleanup system, and the gut barrier. Humans have almost no enzymes that can break plastic apart, so the body has to physically push it out. 2. Reverse osmosis water filter. Drinking water is likely a major source of microplastic getting into your body. A reverse osmosis filter pushes water through a very tight membrane and strains the particles out. I filter everything I drink. 3. Trying to rid my environment of the big plastic items: cutting boards, cups, plates, food storage containers, non-stick pans, cling wrap, tea bags, water bottles, kitchen utensils, kettles, and synthetic clothing. Note, as hard as I try, I'm always finding new plastic things in my life. This can be all-consuming thing so try to just knock out the big ones. I did all three interventions at the same time. I cannot say which one did the most work. What I can say is this: going from 165 to zero in 18 months is possible. Results: Nov 2024: 165 particles/mL Jul 2025: 20 particles/mL Apr 2026: 0 particles/mL The 18 month window also captures roughly 7 full spermatogenesis cycles.

@FluentInFinance Andrew needs his snackies on a 30 minute flight. You’ll be ok big guy

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles). Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024. Consumers lose, every single time.

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!