Roland 'Katoto' Bless 🦞

The @DStvUganda World Cup 2026 advert portrays people "all over Africa" napping in broadday light; with a tag line "sleep can wait". Forrus in Uganda, we have entered #KisanjaNoSleep 😁

This is hilarious 😂

@HonJoe_GMK @Belugalounge @Arsenal @WelBeast @binrola @MingoMgm @GujiHillary @AdumaJustus @ChrisOchen1 @HonBecky @ThomasAbong @SSssebunya My attendance recorded already😋😋😋😋

🇺🇬 Uganda discovered around 31 million tons of gold deposits in 2022. Of this total, around 330,158 metric tons is refined gold worth about $12.8 trillion.

One day, you will pay school fees, hospital bills, and salaries. You will stay awake calculating figures while others sleep peacefully. It is the day you will realize your father carried a weight you never understood. Now it is your turn, The burden is heavy, but it is SACRED. Your FATHER carried it, now carry it for your son.

@PostaUganda @Posta_Ugand @Posta_Uganda just the fact that you have three handles running on X explains a lot. However, this is not why I'm writing to you. Are you aware of the vibrant online shopping community in Uganda? Jiji, for example. Plus many other online shopping platforms? And many individuals who sell their products online? Do you want to work for Ugandans? Each time an online transaction is made, there is a boda taking the product from the buyer to the seller, and a payment made either to the boda in cash, or to the seller via mobile money. Do you recognise the gap that can be filled by your courier service? Do you realise your courier can pick up the parcel, giving a receipt to the seller and a tracking number to the buyer? Then take the parcel to Posta for sorting and consolidation? Then take consolidated parcels to all Posta offices countrywide? Then last mile couriers deliver to the buyers, collect payment in cash or via merchant code? Then reconcile payments at the end of the day and remit payments to sellers, while keeping the shipping fees on Posta account? Do you realise how you can boost online businesses countrywide with organised, reliable, and guaranteed last mile delivery? Do you realise the parcels can be anything from slippers, clothing, tools, household items, to food and furniture, with guaranteed delivery within one to two days? Do you have any idea how many more businesses can spring up if they know their last mile delivery is reliably sorted? Do you have any idea how many more buyers can spring up from upcountry locations, if you give this a chance? Just think of the role you can play. Sitting on existing infrastructure and doing nothing is probably the best. Why would you, after all, add more work and earn more money? Or, even better, why would you perform your basic duty of facilitating internal communication and trade? Anyway, don't mind me. As you were.

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

It's a good day to be an @Arsenal fan....🤍❤️👌💯 It's an even better day to be a Ugandan @Arsenal fan 🦾❤️🤍🇺🇬 @TourismBoardUg

Photography and patient care in a limited resource setting: Do healthcare givers professionally handle patient photographs as they do other patient records? academia.edu/82178797/Photo… via @academia

Brutal!! 🤣

Well in @evidence_method . You, along with @EPRC_official are perhaps the most impactful policy advisory providers to Government of Uganda in present day. Keep shining that light bright 👌💯

Uganda Passport Procedures for Diaspora Applicants (Applicants Outside Uganda)

Try reconstructing the sentence without mentioning @Arsenal 🤣

Dear @ntvuganda , your story talks of authorities closing a weekly market....the picture shows a raid on someone's home. Should we read between the lines? 😁 x.com/ntvuganda/stat…

Game changer for Uganda's producers and exporters alike. Well done UNBS 👌💯

Why One Certificate Matters? A harmonised system accelerates trade, reduces costs, and builds trust in African products. Join us to unlock real trade.15–19 June 2026, Speke Resort Munyonyo Kampala. Discover more : generalassembly.arso-oran.org #ARSO2026 #Kampala #Uganda #IntraAfricaTrade #GrowingQualityEnterprises

You could do a sequel 🤷

Day One Wrap-Up Video: 500 people have been screened for various ailments during the ongoing health camp conducted by our team at Nakivale Refugee Settlement in Isingiro District. This outreach activity is part of our International Candlelight Memorial activities aimed at raising awareness about HIV/AIDS and promoting public health.

Of the 600 cases, Uganda only accounts for 01 case, which patient is in isolation and all contacts were traced and have no signs/symptoms. Ambiguity kills the new in the story. Stop this disinformation!

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋