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I’m officially part of the #FiberFamily 💚 with @AlloFiber. For those of you in Omaha who have suffered years of monopolistic oppression under @CoxComm, liberation is nigh. #Cox please accept this as my parting gift 🖕🏾.

@BeigeFrequency They’re both impressive feats. But there’s also a difference between competing and just casually walking up to them and trying to lift them. I’m sure Brock could do what she did, but that doesn’t make either one any less impressive. For her body weight what she did is phenomenal.

I still think Chloe Brennan lifting both of these at the same time at 140lbs body weight is the greatest strength feat I've ever seen. Brock couldn't lift the small one with one hand and was more than 2x her BW. Think think about that for a sec...

@Beno10_MFC 4021. Move the top and bottom sticks of the 9 to make a 1 at the end.

High level of creativity is needed here. Boost your creativity Can you make a number larger than 902 by moving only 2 sticks?

@MUi_dad @Mappy6984 On the original video description he said that trail was rated for kids. But also during the CT scan they spotted a brain mass they didn’t know was there and would’ve likely gone unnoticed for some time. Here’s the GoFundMe with more info on the diagnosis gofundme.com/f/help-linkins…

@Mappy6984 Okay but why would you take your kids on a trail like that if they're clearly in the early stages of learning to ride a bike.

That's gonna be a hell of a conversation when he gets home

@SoveyX I don’t want to pee next to someone who is taking a 💩

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?

@JamesIsWealthy @jonmachota It took me until reading this tweet 🤣

@jonmachota It took me a few days to realize his first name was LT, and we didn’t draft a left tackle

The following Cowboys have signed their rookie contracts: First round: Caleb Downs, DB Third round: Jaishawn Barham, LB/Edge Fourth round: Drew Shelton, OT Fourth round: Devin Moore, CB Fourth round: LT Overton, Edge Seventh round: Anthony Smith, WR

@infosec_fox Lego and woodworking

People who work in cybersecurity, can we 👀 some of your hobbies ?

@mmebovary32680 @Careerflex We’ve been doing respite for these girls. Their current foster family isn’t a permanency option. We live in their small-town school district and are willing to adopt, but the state wants to move them to a great uncle they’ve never met across the country in a poly relationship.

We are foster parents. We have two permanent guardianship kids and five foster kids. We are in the process of adopting in the adoption class. There may be six or seven couples. Two of the six are couples made up of two men. One couple is a man in his 40s and another man in his 40s who wears muumuus and make up and has a 5 o’clock shadow. The other couple is a man in his 40s or 50s with what looks like an 18-year-old boy. I can’t help but sit there and pray they do not give these people children.

When we were going through the state-mandated foster/adoption training, there was 4 Christian couples, a morbidly obese bulldyke and her androgenous blue-haired goblin, a section 8 couple with tattoos up and down their bodies (who bragged about living totally off of the foster care placements), a conservative, wealthy black couple, and another military couple. One of the things they reiterated time and again was that doster kids were NOT allowed to sleep with their adopted parents. Makes sense. But then they had a "meet the parents" event where a bunch of people who had been successfully placed with kids came in to share their stories. One of the "couples" was a 60-year-old white dude who had divorced his wife of 30 years and abandoned his family, moved a 20-year-old Filipino lady boy in, and the whole presentation was the lady boy giggling about how their adopted "son" slept in his bed and was his "little play thing" (his words) while the old man worked. We were horrified. As we looked at each other with "you gotta be shitting me" looks, the white liberal women running the agency were laughing along, loving it. I raised my hand and asked how that squares up with the rule of "no co-sleeping", and the harridans in charge went ballistic. We had already had and passed a home inspection, but they sent up another "inspector" within days and failed our house on the exact things they had required us to remodel in our home and had praised during the previous inspection. We got dropped from the program later that week with no explanation and no recourse. In the phone call (to my wife, because the shitlib AWFL was not going to face me), my wife was told she did not talk enough in class, and I talked too much. Wife challenged that, of course, and the AWFL just yelled "I don't care! My decision is FINAL!" and hung up. It was the longhouse. This was approx 2015 in Redlands, CA. We worked with an agency called "The Kindship Center". We kept in touch with the normal adoptee hopefuls. We found out that not a single one of the Christian, military, or normal families were placed, but all the gang-bangers, goblins, and freaks didn't have to wait at all to have kids placed in their homes.

@LeesiBB Honestly I’m fine with it. As long as Little Debbie gets a lifetime exemption. Don’t mess with my Christmas tree cakes.

i’m no fan of RFK jr. but can we stop pretending that swapping out dyes like red 40 and yellow 5 for healthier options is some sort of travesty. america is so addicted to being fat.

@chirno_helmet wtf is a kilometer??? 🦅 🇺🇸

アメリカ人へ Xにいる日本人の多くがアメリカに好意的なのはわかってもらえたと思う。 ただ、俺を含めたそういった日本人全員がアメリカに対してどうしても許せないことがある。 ヤードポンド法という悪しき単位だ。なぜ世界標準であるメートル法を頑なに拒み続けるんだ。

To all of my new Japanese followers… In Texas we Add Beans in our Chili. 🙏🏽🫘🌶️

@sow413 🇺🇸 🇯🇵

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

@kengakusha1 Wtf is a kilometer?

俺のタイムラインが1日で急速にワールドワイドになったので ものすごく勉強になった しかし一つ謎がある アメリカの人はカナダが嫌いなのか？

大暴れしてデールを称えろ！！ あのホモのジェフ・ゴードンに勝ち目なんてねえぞ！！

@Devon_Eriksen_ Fixed it for you 🇺🇸

Dear Japanese people: Do not believe this false propaganda. Breakfast handgun should be laid on its LEFT side, pointing outward, so you can quickly grasp it with your right hand, in case of communists.

@m_takewaka I want Texas brisket. I want Carolina bbq sauce for my pulled pork. And I want my ribs from Missouri. It’s yin and yang. They all live in harmony.

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

@SerweWX I heard you’re coming back to Omaha finally.

Getting lunch at @shakeshack in the airport. It lets you pick your name for your order that they call out. So I put my name as “Heyyouoverthere”. The staff is cracking up about it 🤣

After 13+ years flying exclusively with @SouthwestAir I’m about to get on my first flight I’ve ever booked with @Delta. Since Southwest is just like every other airline now, I decided to shop around and try out other airlines.

@rukky_nate Paying off debt. It’s all online bill pay. I could wipe mine out easily in 20 minutes.

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?

Who can Sean Payton Call to play QB with only a week before the Broncos play in the AFC championship game? One call he could try to make that may break the internet is Brady. Doubt he would do it but boy would that make for great TV!