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Stephen Reay

@bobblestmonkey

Chief doer of stuff and things at @Koalephant. Formerly dev + infra at @xteam

Thailand/Australia/wherever Katılım Nisan 2009
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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
There isn't much that compares to getting a high five from your son. #fives
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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@HAProxy How is that elephant holding a clipboard. He doesn't have an opposable thumb.
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HAProxy Technologies@HAProxy·
Ask, and we will answer. Comment below or send us DM, whatever works for you.
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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@markjaquith @phpstorm I understand that the stubs are namespaced, but none of the examples *using* those attributes reference namespaces, so my question is whether the IDE inspections/etc will just assume that *any* use of an attribute called e.g. `Deprecated` is in fact the JetBrains one.
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PhpStorm, a JetBrains IDE@phpstorm·
PhpStorm 2020.3 will come with several PHP 8 attributes available out-of-the-box: #[ArrayShape], #[ExpectedValues], #[NoReturn], #[Pure], #[Deprecated], and #[Immutable]. Learn more in this blog post, and let us know what you think about the design. blog.jetbrains.com/phpstorm/2020/…
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Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@Bitbucket Except of course the ones who use Mercurial, right?
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Atlassian Bitbucket@Bitbucket·
To all our Bitbucket fans, enjoy the holiday and Merry Christmas.
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Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@hyc_symas It’s quite fun when a junior dev says “ugh sql, we should use nosql it’s better” to respond with “ok sure let’s use openldap - no sql in sight!”.
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Howard Chu
Howard Chu@hyc_symas·
Wish the NoSQL movement had had this much awareness. Another reason LDAP will outlive the NoSQL fad. Will be interesting to see what comes of this initiative. Might jump in myself; decentralized comms (Usenet) is kinda where all this began, for me.
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Recently we came across @mmasnick’s article “Protocols, Not Platforms” which captures a number of the challenges and solutions. But more importantly, it reminded us of a credible path forward: hire folks to develop a standard in the open. knightcolumbia.org/content/protoc…

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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@bitfield Probably more comfortable than a jade monkey I suppose.
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John Arundel
John Arundel@bitfield·
Before we take a dive into how Goop makes its money, let's run through the inventory of ridiculous products that the Goop brand has peddled. I’ll start off with the jade egg, which is, of course, intended to empower women when inserted into the vagina arstechnica.com/science/2017/0…
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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@debsuryorg Hey, any update on php-http supporting 7.4? It's still only showing as 5.6-7.3 here. Thanks again for your work!
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Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@debsuryorg Right, I was actually wondering if there’s an arm-based host who could provide some resources for this, rather than a physical rpi/similar, but sure I understand that some parts its creating more management overhead.
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Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@intellijidea do File Type Registered Patterns match against the whole path name or just the file name part? (My case: getting a `foo.service.d/foo.conf` file to be recognised the same as a `foo.service` file (systemd drop in configs)
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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
They say naming things is one of the 'hard problems' in tech. For @HP apparently 'describing things' is equally hard. How does describing any RAID, but particularly RAID0 as "real time backup" not open you up to lawsuits for misleading/false advertising?
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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@macsales Oh. Just realised this isnt even the dock I was wondering about.
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Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@macsales Does this provide power to a connected laptop via TB3? If so, how much?
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Karen Attiah
Karen Attiah@KarenAttiah·
I need everyone to pay attention to what @Uber CEO @dkhos is saying here. Not only is he running cover for the Saudi government by saying the pre-planned murder of a @washingtonpost writer was a "mistake", he compares the murder of a human being to Uber making a tech glitch.
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Uber CEO on Saudi Arabia's killing of Jamal Khashoggi: "It's a serious mistake. We've made mistakes too, right, with self-driving ... So I think that people make mistakes. It doesn't mean that they can never be forgiven"

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Stephen Reay
Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@marcedwards When they become skull shaped it means they’re self-aware and we’re 10 minutes from judgement day.
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Stephen Reay@bobblestmonkey·
@marcedwards Right, but that monospaced numbers bit won't help e.g. align the text to the right of "1" and "10" will it?
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Marc Edwards
Marc Edwards@marcedwards·
@bobblestmonkey Yeah, that’s a good point. This is a little bit different, as it can solve the issue in user editable tables (like layer lists). It also makes suffix numbers look nicer. hello11 hello22 hello33 hello44 etc
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Marc Edwards
Marc Edwards@marcedwards·
Monospaced numbers are great when there’s chance there will be prefix or suffix numbers in a table.
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