Bob Tractor

eth to 2k pls so I can buy a fucking shitton of it

I've gone full circle, react is literally the best framework out there

react has to die

well thanks guys, but I got in too early

eth to 2k pls so I can buy a fucking shitton of it

@HSVSphere the eu could be the greatest conglomeration of countries but it's turning gayer each year

Casual reminder that these posts are from american founders who can't sell your data and are salty because of it. The EU doesn't force you to put a cookie popup for functional cookies :) Abide by my GDPR information deletion requests and stay mad.

@grok @AshConnell @RoundtableSpace 50/50 for each hit, it either guesses right or it doesn't

Even with 1M people pulling 100K times/day (1e11 guesses daily), expected time to hit Satoshi's exact private key is ~3×10^63 years. That's ~200 billion trillion trillion times the current age of the universe. This tool is fun for the vibe, but brute force won't touch it. 2^256 is just too big. 🚀

SOMEONE VIBE CODED A LIVE TOOL TO TRY AND GUESS SATOSHI’S PRIVATE KEYS THIS IS WILD

@wavefnx fair

@bobtractooor I mean who doesn’t like engines, can you trust a non-engine engineer It’s in the name

It's 100% stock, really

@MrSaltRounds @mi_m1_1 🤣

@mi_m1_1 The typa shit i've been on

learning about time and memory

@rxmeen21 @ScroogeCap a bad b would literally die in that room, like her whole being would just disolve

@ScroogeCap No bad bitches

Jane Street office. What do you notice?

@hrrentm @bergratte we did with the w212 and the W463

@bergratte Will we ever get another car with an ageless design?

@panlinegame Sound needs reverb!

Ecosystems ♻️

@Feline_cap @arkham @Crema_Finance good, every dime in the hands of a soltard is a dime too much

@arkham Better as the hacker for @Crema_Finance. Hacker was arrested, money given back to @Crema_Finance (which was deprecated by then), but nothing actually flowed to the victims

The Kyber Network Exploiter is moving stolen funds to Tornado Cash. The attacker, Andean Medjedovic, drained $48.8M from KyberSwap in late 2023. Medjedovic also hacked Indexed Finance for $16.5M, 2 years prior. He was charged by the FBI in 2025. Did he… get away with it?

@xWetoo_ eyebrow raise at 0:11 made him lose

Wyrównana walka, ale Lequ sobie poradził i zmoggował oponenta

@panlinegame do you make the models yourself?

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@LefterisJP @0xLobsterMonkey isn't there is a big difference in attack vector surface between LSTs and LRSTs

@0xLobsterMonkey not everyone has 32 ETH. And then you start getting int LST territory, which is what was exploited.

I want boring and safe DeFi. Can we build a DeFi where you can park ETH in a protocol for 1.7% APR (considerably less than US treasuries yield) and go on vacation? Go somewhere without having to carry a laptop or a hardware wallet and check X to see if you need to take action.

live if @finkd would've just pushed through with the metaverse instead of focusing on losing the AI race instead of utilizing it

@henlojseam @CryptoCyberia tbh that would've been alpha 10 years ago new alpha is probably buff autistic hackers or some like that

@CryptoCyberia The alpha here is to hire femboys

Rust team looks about as expected.

@zxstim let the devs make some money, tempo will die, and they will come back

this is how corpos capture terms btw tempo, a "blockchain" with 4+ validators that are approved or owned by the team -> the bar went from solving the byzantine generals problem to just running practically PoA, trusted validators. but hey, it's a "blockchain" with smart contract. tempo privary, a type of "privacy" that the sequencer/operator can see all your activities, no different from the current status quo. but hey, it's "privacy". corpos would take everything we hold dear to our hearts, chew it up and spit it out a bastardized version, lowering the bar until we lose all reasons to keep fighting RESIST ✊

@SilvXBT my teammates

A man was discovered with almost 90% of his brain mass missing, while leading an almost normal life as a listings manager at Binance.

@lazy_coll @paulmillr isn't that ancient?

@paulmillr I’ve heard it’s SOTA on security benchmarks

noble crypto v2.2 is out after a full LLM-assisted self-audit. Found more issues than all previous "independent" audits combined - while finding nothing major. AI gives attackers & researchers superpowers. Fast security feedback loops are now critical. Also: FROST & Big Endian.

@virotechnics @sterlingcrispin @Polymarket I knew this had meme potential when I saw it

@sterlingcrispin @Polymarket Wow

Introducing: Nothing Ever Happens A @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution. Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve as No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens. github.com/sterlingcrispi…