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@CFCcipher @shacky_wack @fut_l3gacy @kyank Had it coming rantball on top

Another heartbreaking loss for CFC discord community 💔. Rest in Peace Shacky "Faker" Wacky (@shacky_wack ). My deepest condolences to his family, friends and everyone else who has been touched. He has impacted me on so many different levels as a brother. Gone but not forgotten🕊️

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

@FIFABrit @InvertTheWing you’re so obsessed with him. never seen anyone more rattled by a random guy on twitter in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@InvertTheWing Of course you’re not celebrating early According to you, the score is still 0-0, because corner goals don’t count

I am not celebrating early. Very curious to see how Maresca handles this now. Players cannot take their foot off the gas.

@TakesofAC this is the finest form of mental illness brother

The parallels of Tupac Shakur and Lamine Yamal. And why another untimely demise might not be completely out of the equation. A thread:

@c0mpmilano yeah some random guy will carry a razor around and go up to a guy and shave his hair off tbf

what if some random person spots this guy in public and just shaves his hair

@Re7ceRevivaI 3-0 win and every tweet you’ve posted has been u crying

don’t let this win distract you from the fact that the starting lineup was horrendous

@ConnCFC snuck Enzo in there lol

Chelsea without Palmer, Caicedo & Enzo is a scary sight man.

@FIFABrit @InvertTheWing gets abit weird when you’re just being a twat on every single one of his posts, mate

@boilybum @InvertTheWing Breaking news: people on social media interact with each other

Why do they always do this?

@FIFABrit @InvertTheWing you’re in his replies 24/7. you’re obsessed with the guy

@boilybum @InvertTheWing This is embarrassing what on earth are you talking about 😂😂😂

@FIFABrit @InvertTheWing is it enjoyable for you to stalk a random guy on twitter and moan under every single one of his tweets? ur a straight up fucking weirdo mate

@InvertTheWing Yup, Arsenal must be the only team to ever post a video to social media on a game day Do you ever get tired of nitpicking ridiculous things, just because it’s Arsenal? I’m sure the Twitter interactions pay well, but intellectually it can’t be enjoyable for you?

@sbsam_sam @Chiblinz_crypto @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC having 2 good games doesn’t warrant a call up or mean that he’s ’been class for milan’

@boilybum @Chiblinz_crypto @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC I think he's started well this season

🚨 EXCL: Ruben Loftus-Cheek called into England squad for upcoming 2026 World Cup qualifiers. AC Milan midfielder last appeared for national team in 2018 but Thomas Tuchel knows 29yo from Chelsea & now included for Andorra + Serbia fixtures @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65896…

@sbsam_sam @Chiblinz_crypto @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC no he hasn’t? he’s been dropped for the past 2 seasons because he’s been playing awful mate

@Chiblinz_crypto @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC He's been class for Milan are you okay ?

@InvertTheWing no caicedo but they put rice there lool

If Vinicius Jr and Jude Bellingham getting nominated doesn’t prove that Real Madrid is the biggest corrupt and PR institution of all time, I don’t know what will.

@FrostDragoniesO @MaxLondonsFirst @GoldbergCFC that’s not what he’s saying you fool

@MaxLondonsFirst @GoldbergCFC YESSSS PYS MIKEY BOY TIMEEEEE

If Chelsea want to get an outgoing or two sorted before signing Xavi, ok cool, but it was put to me very credibly that they certainly don’t “have to.” I have a small conspiracy theory running through my head, though…

@Iewdawg spared sadly

please tell me everyone else killed lord shimura at the end of ghost of tsushima?

@PexkRioCFC @InvertTheWing but we didn’t get rid of him for attitude problems so you’re just chatting bollocks

@InvertTheWing We got rid of Madueke for having “attitude issues” so the SDs want a player that has 10x more ego than Madueke.

Garnacho the player is not bad. Garnacho the person, however, is the bigger concern.

@NotPaneen trust me I know❤️

@boilybum You must be new here mate I tweet stupid stuff everyday

Were buzzing for Havertz but doing this for Madueke…hmm I wonder (black) why

@ElliottSZN23 @leegx82 nobody’s triggered bud? also you’re unemployed as you’ve pinned it mate

@boilybum @leegx82 'Unemployed' you can't be on twitter and be this triggered AND be employed.

Fucking state of your bio fella. Pick a struggle, you’re more confused than scooby doo ffs 💀

@ElliottSZN23 @leegx82 this is beetlejuice, not me. just further embarrassed yourself unemployed ‘femboy’

@boilybum @leegx82