Laffy 🔸️❤

Guy who woke me up at 5:30 and 7:30 this morning just for fun

@wtflanksteak @SamSykesSwears They what now

Finding out people on booktok skip everything but dialogue makes reading 30+ books a year make a lot more sense.

I’m sorry I’m still learning my right and lefts

Accidentally locked him in the closet for an hour but I have been forgiven

@specifism @cybrwrm I know what reddit is.

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

@EliMcCann Striped shirt!!

My husband made me take new headshots for my upcoming book because I've been using the same one for like seven years. I hate pictures of myself. Please just tell me which one of these to use for the back of the book.

(Thats my arm his head was on my hand)

@brihindthescene Couches are tough cause you have to have a way to transport them

Tried listing our couch on a dollar auction page and no one even wanted it for $1???? Hello??? Not one single bid??? It's a good couch?!

One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly. But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly... because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

@svershbow As dog mayor he needs proper attire

I need to buy this sweater for Simon, don't I? bit.ly/4tLtJgX

Guy who wants attention / guy who has received attention

I love that Zohran's fight to make New York City accessible to everyone goes beyond food and shelter. "This is your city, you should get to enjoy all that it has to offer," is a hell of a platform.

Guy who woke me up at 5:30am and 7:30am (again)

May we all be as joyful as Henry Winkler on a fishing trip!

@JonathanDunlea6 @LoroAsh @devahaz i have the shits standby

So beautiful.. heaven on earth

What a morning

I heard doordash was stealing tips from their drivers so out of curiosity, I asked the woman who dropped off my tacos how much it's showing that I tipped her; she said $5. I showed her my phone where I tipped $20 (bc the taco place was busy and she waited for my order). 😐

@DoorDash why do you do this?