Greg Logan

@denialvibes Under the car, live wire on to the starter/alternator....Will be enough to power the car to blip it on the key fob

@vitt2tsnoc "Wall eats car, one panel at a time"

So this just happened in Southampton

@joncoupland If the weather permits.....replacing the HP fuel pump on the el-cheapo X5

Weekend plans?

@MrJamesMay 💯

Debate raging among guests at the May household. Who else has a clear picture of what I mean if I say ‘plastic ham’?

@joncoupland Thank you for your service 🤣

Jon Coupland Cars - We like Protons so you don't have to 😶

@joncoupland @mark_lloyd1 I do often wonder tho how these scams work. Like..you ring up and they say 'actually that's a typo, its actually 30k' - its not as if you're going to pay the extra by accident.....is it?

@mark_lloyd1 It's 100% a scam Check out their other cars all mysteriously priced at around £9,000 seemingly too good to be true

I’m sure it’s a typo if not I’m in

@joncoupland Blonde pole dancer?

Got a young blonde lady staying for the weekend ...

@t3nable The biggest issues are low quality components coupled with the drive for higher lum/watt. This causes shorter lifespan in chips and higher heat in electronics which shortens their own lifespan. A 250W m/hal ftg ran for years untouched. Progress?? 🤔🤔

LED lighting is one of the biggest misleading marketing campaigns ever. “LEDs will last 20+ years” Sure, the DIODES might if you keep them cool enough, but the supporting electronics are going to croak about as fast as an incandescent filament (Replacing more LED lights today)

@MrJamesMay @NERD2040 AI generated video, no doubt. Complete nonsense

@NERD2040 Absolute bollocks.

Manual transmission work 😘

@melindiscott Oh for shame! 😉😁

@border_hoppr Neither

There is bacon in my fridge. Do I end the bacon famine and scoff it or do I wait until tomorrow when there is a husband with me for breakfast? How strong is my moral fibre?

@elonmusk @mark_k @Starlink @SpaceX But you are preparing for an IPO?

@mark_k @Starlink @SpaceX We are not developing a phone

SpaceX is reportedly developing a proprietary @Starlink phone to expand its satellite business ahead of a massive potential IPO later this year. According to a new Reuters report, the device would connect directly to the Starlink satellite network, positioning @SpaceX as a direct competitor to traditional smartphone manufacturers. Elon Musk has described the concept as a "very different" kind of hardware, optimized specifically for high-performance AI neural networks rather than standard app use. This hardware push is part of a broader strategy to diversify Starlink’s revenue, which already generates billions in profit, by adding direct-to-device internet and space-tracking services to its portfolio.

@HA11NNH That's not how you snow foam 😉😂 Looks chilly 🥶

Good morning from a snowy ❄️ Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 have a fabulous Tuesday Twiteratti- love to all 🙋‍♀️

@WilJay_1 Yeah...except that 2 series MPV thing that looked like it had been outsourced to Vauxhall. What was all that about 😂

BMW NAMING EXPLAINED BMW didn’t name their cars randomly. It’s actually a code. Once you crack it, you can never be confused again. 👇

Is it possible to block any tweets or whatever they're called now, that have any reference to grok in them? Getting sick of all the needy crud that I'm seeing

@lost_in_tech Loctite does this to ABS??

I knew it was bad for abs but not to this extent

@richardbrunning Geez are you gonna be on Strictly?? 😉🤣

Still can't say what I'm going to be involved with this year. On an unrelated note, I bought myself some new trainers today.

@AutoInfatuation The Mondeo is the one. 2.0 is fine...perky and easy to run. But that auto box.....🤮🤮

Cheap (<£2,000), automatic, old man car challenge - what would you have? 👴🏻 Citroen C6 Exclusive - Has to be the 2.7 V6 HDI at this price point. Can be an utter nightmare but seriously cool cars IMO. Ford Mondeo Ghia X or Titanium X - 2.5 V6 is the one to have obviously (if you can find one), 2.0 TDCi is a good engine though albeit a bit agricultural. Jaguar X-Type Facelift Estate - As much I’d sooner have the petrol, ultimate old man spec is the 2.2D in Sovereign trim. Rover 75 ‘Connoisseur’ Estate - Not sure the engine really matters with this one as long as it’s an auto. 2.0 CDTi is the easiest to come by in the UK, originally a BMW derived engine.

@lost_in_tech If anyone is selling a Core One L....let me know 😉🤣

Judging by the social medias I'm gonna say there's about to be a LOT of almost unused 3d printers up on ebay / facebook etc in the next few weeks 😒 Lotta ppl just bought without even looking into it.

@BowesChay Relax....there'll be a tool from Sealey in due course. Failing that, aliexpress will have them for sale before the fixings are being used

BMW will make it harder to repair their cars "illegally"- The company has introduced patented screws with a logo-shaped head, which are currently only available to official dealers. These fasteners cannot be removed with standard keys, which could make independent repair and maintenance impossible in unofficial garages. The patent will affect interior components and important assemblies - seats and body connections.