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@venom1s @catul_lafortune it's unbelievable to me that there are people who can read and write who are as dumb as you

@catul_lafortune Girls don’t value anything over money. This has been proven countless times.

Which guy would girls choose?

@fammetaX @unusual_whales Thankfully he’s cartoonishly wrong. Like off by a margin of 100%

@unusual_whales 50% of lawyers gone in 12 months. student loan debt doesn’t disappear with the job. who’s responsible for that? x.com/fammetax/statu…

@vap0r1 @TC_Indiana @memechaotic If a prosecutor wanted to allege that he had a specific intent to kill, they would have quite the hill to climb in explaining why he chose such an ineffective method to accomplish that intent.

@vap0r1 @TC_Indiana @memechaotic Attempted murder requires proof of a specific intent to kill, and a "direct step" toward a murder that is not completed. In each clip, he completed the precise thing he intended to do (hit a car with some food) and in no clip was anyone injured.

Not him out here enforcing speed limits with sweets 😭

@vap0r1 @TC_Indiana @memechaotic lol no they dont

@borrfdad @TC_Indiana @memechaotic Nope, people get charged with attempted murder for this kind of thing.

@vap0r1 @TC_Indiana @memechaotic idk probably on roughly the same level as 76 in a 25mph school zone...

@TC_Indiana @memechaotic Vastly more illegal.

@kemindolo @moderhack85 @BrickCenter_ deeply respect the level of commitment to the bit here

@moderhack85 @BrickCenter_ Check the fulls little buddy

There's no such thing as traveling in the NBA anymore. Jalen Green took SIX steps in a 1-point game with 25 seconds left... no call 😭

@amadou510 @IzzoQuest @samesfandiari ??? yeah, literally, the front office screwed up repeatedly by not trading him earlier. By the time we got to actually trading him, there was no possible chance of actually “upgrading.” The goal posts had moved

@borrfdad @IzzoQuest @samesfandiari

Since the trade: Porzingis has played in 3 games Kuminga has played in 3 games

@amadou510 @IzzoQuest @samesfandiari he wasnt billed as an improvement. he was a consolation prize because we needed to move on from kuminga for 1000 reasons.

@IzzoQuest @samesfandiari Doesn’t matter. Focus on Porzingis, he’s who we got as an “improvement”

@SportsSeason_ they're barely running, and in the 2nd clip, the Jazz's best player passes the ball directly to Michael Jordon. compare that to 6 minutes of a regular season game in 2026. they are somehow running twice as hard and playing with more precision youtu.be/gLM0YtgloFc?si…

Cinematic quality first 3 minutes of the 1998 Game 6 NBA Finals. Look at all the amazing ball movement and sets. Basketball used to be such art 🔥

@Sam_Vecenie wait i thought it was a joke lol

I am just kinda staggered how someone can watch these three minutes, see the total lack of off ball offensive movement compared to today's game (as well as the lack of help defense), and say "look at the sets." No disrespect to these guys either, basketball has just evolved.

@PatBlanchfield @IMAO_ @NyaradiTokes seems like maybe humor?

@IMAO_ @NyaradiTokes jfc

So the way Iran just randomly attacked everyone around them kinda showed why they can never have nuclear weapons.

@IMAO_ "See, when we rain hellfire on them, they hurt others. Definitive proof that they are the baddies!"

@nostalgiaa Even if you ignore the clock issue, she was completely open, waited to draw a defender, beat the defender, had a layup, instead threw a horrible pass to force a contested last second off balance shot. But she’s the hero…

Disney Channel’s ‘Double Teamed’ has one of the most unrealistic sports movie scenes ever 😭

@NotTheSame_Cord @Super70sSports Sure they can, they just go work for decent restaurants that pay well and don’t suck to work at

@Super70sSports the help isn't available. todays children cannot be taught to mix a certain ratio of water, oil, salt and flour to come up with a consistent crust.

This motherfucker needs to go to Pizza Hut headquarters and explain if they start building 1985 style restaurants people will come.

@GodofBlunder247 @ASimmons1980 @tomhaberstroh so we have seen an increase of ~1.5 teams over a time period in which the total number of teams also increased by 1 team? wow what a SIGNIFICANT development

Crazy tanking stat: the bottom 10 teams in the NBA are on a collective 40-game losing streak. 🤯

@GodofBlunder247 @tomhaberstroh fwiw pretty sure milwaukee is not actively trying to lose. the rest of them otoh...

@tomhaberstroh Yet defenders of today's game will tell you with the straight face that 90s basketball is worse quality because they had expansion teams 😂😂😂 Meanwhile 1/3 the league is TRYING to lose lmfao

@atrupar Dumb question... congress authorized military engagements in Iraq and Afghanistan but did not declare war.

RAJU: Why shouldn't Congress assert its constitutional role and actually vote to declare war the way it did with Iraq and Afghanistan? FETTERMAN: Well, the last war we actually declared was World War 2 RAJU: No. Iraq and Afghanistan. FETTERMAN: *stammers*

@homesteadenjoyr @whotfisjovana Lol no, I have a large book and record collection. But I’m also a lawyer who gets slacks and emails while on the move visiting clients, and who needs two factor authentication and video calling.

@borrfdad @whotfisjovana How, are you always on the move or something, and don't wanna be inconvenienced by packing a few extra boxes of games, books, movies, or cds? Owning physical media also means owning external hard drives that contain media you digitized from stuff you already own and pirating.

pretty much

There is no propaganda scale high enough to measure whatever the fuck this is.