Foolproof (Sylvia Suddes)

Words are my love and my livelihood. I'll bring yours to life 🌱🌱 #EditingMatters foolproof-proofreading.com

@FitbitSupport All my stats have changed – and not in a good way! Something weird is happening with the software update. UK user.

@WomackPhilip I attended a bog-standard comprehensive 1976–81, where I studied Latin.

Latin isn't an elitist subject. All schools in England taught Latin, for hundreds of years, until the 1960s, largely using the same grammar book, until it was decided by progressives that Latin was "elitist". The public schools kept teaching Latin; the state schools didn't.

@BangGoesSparks @BBCLondonNews Me too. 😓

@BBCLondonNews I walked past it, poor bloke.

Roads: The A2 Old Kent Road in Bermondsey is closed between Bricklayer's Arms and Madeira Street due to a serious collision, causing congestion from Elephant & Castle, along Tower Bridge Road and through Peckham with traffic diverting. 9 bus routes affected. #BBCLondonTravel

Struggling to access website or app to buy tickets, @LNER. Please advise.

Can no longer access my email account, @virginmedia. It’s been a mess for years now. For a telecoms company, your ineptitude is stunning.

@martmaddden I haven’t, but I’ve seen it recently in piles in bookshops.💛

@bossproofreader ...have you read this, Sylvia? It's captivating, and such beautiful, beautiful writing. X

@ryusufedit Can’t get the money back, but I wanted to spread the word about those thieving bastards. Imagine how much I could’ve helped others with that money?🤬🤬🤬

@bossproofreader That’s shitty. You of all people don’t deserve this. Is your real bank helping you to recover your money?

Furious I’ve been scammed AGAIN. After emailing the offending company, here’s what it wants from me.🙄 Companies that have stolen £150 from me over the past month: TASKCANYON and SMARTBIZZHUB.

@BurgessPk Injured swan.

@lb_southwark Injured swan needs attention, Burgess Park.

@LNER I’ve been asking the LNER staff which city this represents. We are all flummoxed. Send help!

@Savernake19631 Much love and strong northern hugs to you all. ❤️‍🩹

@Savernake19631 I am truly sad to learn this awful news. I hope Karen died peacefully. If someone managed to sow her seeds, remember her when they bloom. Much love to all of you. Sylvia. xxx

Is this allowed, @eBay_UK? I bought the item in good faith. I paid for it. I want it.

@bernardtjoy That doesn’t look at all demonic to me.

Oh, I LOVE this! I’m always trying to deconstruct words to understand their origins (latest was wondering if Sunderland was related to asunder: it is!).

@yvanspijk This is mind-blowing, Yoïn.

@Savernake19631 I’m sorry, but I only speak English and Spanish.