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Billig Mode: it’s Fashion it’s Fashion and it’s prices we’re slashin at Billig Mode

@ashleyschendel Sounds like it’s time for seniors to downsize and/or maybe consider a nursing home

Seniors should not be priced out of a house they already paid for because the area around them got more expensive. They didn’t suddenly get richer because Zillow says the house is worth more. Most of them are living on fixed income, paying higher insurance, higher utilities, higher groceries, and then the tax bill shows up like they somehow got a raise. People can argue all day about how to fund schools and services, and that part does matter. But making older homeowners keep rebuying the same house every year through property taxes is exactly why so many people feel like ownership is never really ownership.

@Feldfrog Judas

whenever I get mic feedback at a show, that's just my Tourette's tics going electric, like Bob Dylan

1. The moon belongs to all mankind; you can’t have it 2. You’re literally describing something that happens in Dune

He one hundred million percent for sure killed those snakes and did something weird with the bodies

They’re making some groundbreaking discoveries on Reddit dot app

@bryan_johnson Travel is good. Aging is good

Modern life has tricked us into thinking travel is good. It's kind of barbaric for the body. Last time I went to Asia we measured my biomarkers. The data was bad… + 9 days for blood glucose stability + 9 days to re-entrain my circadian rhythm + 18 days for sleep architecture recovery The research: + people who travel constantly for work (3+ wks a month) have measurably more anxiety, depression, and drinking problems than people who don’t + repeated jet lag is linked to memory-region shrinkage in flight crews + your immune system takes a hit. Dry cabin air dries out mucous membranes that block infection which can leave you more exposed to getting sick This is intuitive because the body runs on a clock. Biological processes kicked off by another, with sleep + sun running the show. Cabin altitude is ~7,000 ft. Hypoxia alone disrupts cortisol and suppresses nocturnal melatonin for hours after you land. Cabin humidity drops as low as 5% (drier than the Sahara). If you’re budgeting your international trips: I’d suggest no more than once every 3 months. Evidence shows you need ~1 day per time zone to re-entrain, and east is worse than west. Once Kate gets back she’s starting the female protocol. This also means she can’t travel internationally for at least a few months while we collect baseline measurement. The body understands time zone changes as trauma. I hope that this is my last international trip for a very long time.

I’m meeting Kate’s parents for the first time. Do you think they’ll like me? I’m flying 17 hrs. She’s from Australia and international travel increases aging. But I really love her so it’s worth the cost.

@butt_genius Maddie Albright died

what was this about 😩

@EricMTerrill1 @defaultnamenull Is that Orange Cassidy?

unprecedented dudes rock moment 🫡

@ErectionWizard That’s the “new” octopus? Shit, I already knew about that guy

Just like Freddy Kruger

Nah, it’s gonna be brown as hell when I play it at 33

@celinedionysus_ It’s also on Hulu I think

heads up everyone there is a show that's like 'the voice' but for shamans and fortunetellers that airs on korean disney+

They are trying to fix a car across the street but every time it gets any juice it just starts honking uncontrollably

@sabbyku @celinedionysus_ Little sea pigs

I’m a marine biologist and this is my latest discovery

Bill Bobby Thornton

@qikipedia I do the same thing with toenail clippings

In the 1890s, the travelling dentist Edgar Parker wore a necklace of 357 human teeth as proof of his skill.

It tastes fine

Scale broke so now I’m freeballing pour over

@ErectionWizard Scruggs

@brainhell_th Scruggs?

My banjo teacher toured with Earl. Steve Martin was a fellow student of his. I never met either of them though 😞

@ismslinehan God I hate books that are about the lord of things

I hope 90% of these kids die on that lord of the flies island