Brain Tinkles - by Randy Gordon

@AgentSelf99b He personally traded stocks? or....

Number of stocks traded while president. Carter: 0 Regan: 0 Bush: 0 Clinton: 0 Bush Jr: 0 Obama: 0 Draft Dodger Trump: 50 Biden: 0 Bloated orange turd: 3,624 Trump is the most corrupt president in history.

@RubenGallego Hey player, how many more 20 something staffers you got on the line? I like that video you did with Swalwell in the hotel.

Kids dying for old men hubris.

@OccupyDemocrats And long after Trump is gone there will still be Presidents landing Marine 1 on the WH helipad not damaging the land due to the weight of the helicopter used by them.

BREAKING: PAVED PARADISE! Trump is putting a giant granite helipad smack in the middle of the White House lawn so he can use a bigger helicopter – paid for by the company that sold it to him! Donald Trump is transforming one of America's most recognizable green spaces into a permanent black granite helipad so his newer, more powerful version of Marine One will no longer scorch the grass where it used to land. Even better for Trump, the project isn't coming out of his pocket or even directly from taxpayers: it's being financed by Lockheed Martin, the defense contractor that manufactures the helicopter. Previous administrations considered the problem but always found solutions that left the historic White House grounds intact. Not Donnie the Builder. He thinks it's his house, not the people’s. Construction crews are now installing a 100-foot-wide granite landing pad just steps from the White House itself, permanently altering grounds that have remained largely unchanged through generations of presidents. In a remarkable arrangement, the company that builds the helicopter is paying to modify the White House grounds so the helicopter can operate there more easily, and deliver Trump to his front door like some kind of fake royalty. Lockheed Martin, the country’s biggest defense contractor with more $75 billion in sales to the government last year, insists the donation complies with all ethics rules and says it was made through the National Park Service. Still, the optics are difficult to ignore. Trump recently remarked that "there's no harder zoning thing to get" than approval for a helipad. For ordinary Americans, that might be true, but for Trump, he just does it. (He can’t be denied approval if he didn’t ask for it, right?) The project also appears to have bypassed the kind of scrutiny that is supposed to accompany major changes to historic federal property. Nobody asked Congress to approve it, and the White House says review by the Commission of Fine Arts was not required. For generations, Marine One landed on temporary pads that could be rolled away after each flight. That was sufficient for presidents from both parties. Not for Trump, of course, who thinks not of history or posterity or beauty, but only of himself. The South Lawn of the White House is one of the most recognizable public spaces in the United States, the front yard of a house that belongs to the American people. Joni Mitchell once sang about paving paradise. The White House has survived for more than two centuries because presidents understood they were caretakers, not owners. They occupied it for a few years and then passed it on to the next elected resident. Trump’s radically different attitude about his stewardship of the presidency. From the Rose Garden to the ballroom/bunker, this new outrage of paving the heart of the White House lawn to deliver him directly to the front door, he’s leaving projections of his ultra-tacky aesthetic all over the place, no doubt to be removed later by a more thoughtful leader. To Trump, tradition matters only when it serves him, and history only when it flatters him. Long after Donald Trump is gone, the White House will still belong to the American people. The question is how well we can stop him from destroying it bit by bit.

@ABC7 Wow. Hmmm….

17 US service members have died in the Iran war, reflecting a conflict fought largely in the air abc7ne.ws/BRFNU8

@travisakers Oh no, how will we ever go on?😂

Trump got booed, bigly just now at the World Cup final. 🤣

ICE TO SURGE INTO NEW YORK CITY THIS WEEK

@mmpadellan There were other leaders there that weren’t from Spain or Argentina. Like from Mexico and Canada. You know the countries that hosted. You

The stadium is BOOING trump into oblivion again! 🤣🤣🤣 Why does he have to make everything about himself?

@GBC_Press Why do you give a crap?

🚨 BREAKING: ​The helipad that U.S. President Donald Trump had built in the White House garden has drawn criticism. ​Why is he having it built so close?

@fishporno @KyleKulinski Nope, just continued it for years

@braintinkles @KyleKulinski But did he start that war . Fkn DA

Trump at his golf club as soldiers die in his zero IQ war that he’s already lost

@DrNeilStone You might wanna follow his Instagram then. Cause he post there all the time.

RFK Jr seems to have gone silent I think he's given up He's realised that he isn't up to the job and you can't run health policy based on pseudoscience and conspiracy theory podcast talking points

@cwebbonline You do know that that’s where the helicopter lands all the time for every president. And the new helicopter is even heavier and wet cause more damage to the grass.

The bigger question isn’t who’s paying. It’s why Trump keeps getting away with treating the White House like it’s his personal property. He doesn’t own it. The American people do.

@MariaMurph4663 @harryjsisson @NanaGabi77 Yay, Narcan and glass pipes for pipe heads. I don’t see a free treatment offer in there. Just stuff to use drugs.

@harryjsisson @NanaGabi77 Wait….😱 FREE public health & hygiene supplies for NYC…? 👇

Someone in a random red state is going to have their entire day ruined by this.

@RubenGallego And Iraq & Afghanistan were such fabulous wars and worked out perfectly. Especially the withdrawal from Afghanistan. Yeah and nobody died there right? Don’t you have some 20-year-old staffers to hit on?

Trump started a stupid war, with no plan to get us out of it. Now our men and women in uniform are paying for it.

@SpencerHakimian So you were OK with the other wars in Afghanistan and Iraq with thousands of Service members died? Got it.

How many more Americans need to be killed for Operation Epstein Fury?

@Angry_Staffer And for the eight years this was going on…?

In case anyone was wondering what Trump was doing after two service members died last night… He’s golfing. Go figure.

Any death in war tragic of a service member. But before all the outrage about Trump & Iran, why don’t we take a little journey back in time to where nobody was outraged in the media or on the Democrat side? When we reached the 2008 numbers, let me know

@LovelyMsNet @AP @realDonaldTrump @GOP__Ls @PressSec Wow. Terrible.

@AP Two more US service members killed, one remains missing.. several wounded in an Iranian attack on an air base in Jordan! Total 16 service members r dead bcuz of 5X Bone Spurs Draft Dodger @realDonaldTrump. Iran war shld NOT have started! @GOP__Ls @PressSec

The U.S. military says two troops are dead and one is missing after Iranian attacks on a base in Jordan. apnews.com/article/iran-u…

@JoJoFromJerz We haven’t even got to the numbers and 2016 yet. Before all the outrage comes when we wait and see.

@JoJoFromJerz 🤔

We just lost TWO more service members in Donald Trump’s illegal war in Iran, and another is missing. And what was the “commander-in-chief” doing while our troops were dying… He. Was. Golfing.