Jake O'Brismaug

@visegrad24 I've got a converted Minivan Nan - it's a Ford Trans-it.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Newly elected Trans Tamil migrant from the Green Party, wants Scots to pay reparations to Palestine Newly elected Scottish Green Party MSP Dr. Q Manivannan has drawn political backlash for supporting calls for Scottish taxpayers to fund reparations to Palestine. The self-described "queer Tamil immigrant," along with fellow newly elected trans Green MSP Iris Duane, made headlines after it emerged they were in the country on a student visa, and had been fundraising for a graduate visa.

@GuidoFawkes Can you do a 'Starmer in Makerfield' counter on the website?

Starmer: I Will Support Burnham in By-Election “One Hundred Percent” order-order.com/2026/05/18/sta…

@YoungBobRB @BishopDewar @revwickland

So, as I was walking to the mustering point, I seem to have found the group of priests that have been labelled by Sky News as far-right. Of course, they’ve all spoken at previous UK rallies. Give them a follow. @BishopDewar @revwickland

@DavidLammy Why do you need to abolish jury trials when you can increase court capacity on a whim?!

The Unite the Kingdom march organisers are spreading hatred and division. They do not reflect the Britain I’m proud of. Peaceful protest is a fundamental right and one I will always protect. But if protest turns violent, we will act swiftly, with extra court capacity in place.

@CPSUK Does 'Keir Starmer's a wanker' count as offensive language?

Prosecutors have been issued new legal guidance on the use of offensive banners, slogans, chants or symbols to recognise the changing context and increase in increase in hate crime attacks ahead of significant planned protests in London this weekend. orlo.uk/z2Tcn

@Jacqs49263 @AndyBurnhamGM Pure opportunist. Born in Liverpool, supports Everton, campaigned for Hillsborough and then became, er ... Checks notes .... Mayor of Manchester!

@brismaug @AndyBurnhamGM Depends on whether he wins by election ..if he doesn't he won't ...thats the bit he fails to mention.

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@AndyBurnhamGM When are you going to resign as Mayor of Manchester?

@Joanna__Hardy From Rusholme with Love?

oh my god is it Andy Burnham

@thesundaysport When I said I wanted a Prime Minister with a 'stiff upper lip' I didn't mean Andy Burnham!

Burnham losing the by-election and Labour losing Manchester would be so funny, I don't even care if the Tit Wizard's headbangers do it

Comrade Starmer stood upon the platform beneath the fading banner of Change, flanked by the clever pig Streeting and the broad-backed horse Burnham, who still smelled faintly of the northern mills. The animals gathered close, straining to hear which commandments would survive the winter. Streeting squealed loudly of Efficiency and Modernisation, words the sheep repeated at once, though few could explain them. Burnham, meanwhile, trod carefully between the trough and the stable door, assuring the weary beasts that he remained one of them, even while dining with the pigs in the farmhouse parlour. Starmer spoke longest. He promised Discipline, Stability, and National Renewal. The hens nodded politely, though several recalled that similar promises had once been made by Jones himself. Whenever doubts arose, Squealer merely painted fresh slogans upon the barn wall: “Pragmatism good, ideology bad.” And so the farm marched onward, uncertain whether it had escaped the old masters, or merely trained new ones to walk upon two legs.

@CharlotteCGill When I said I wanted a PM with a stiff upper lip, I didn't mean Andy Burnham!

The leftist masterplan behind Andy Burnham

That Trump Xi Chinese Banquet in full: 8 14 38 56 72 Extra prawn crackers

@D_Tarczynski Can you not find a way in. The sight of UK immigration agents trying to arrest an elected sitting MEP from a stage in London would be fun!

This is what communism looks like in the 21st century. I have just been denied entry to the UK in order to speak at the largest patriotic event in Europe. Starmer will be sued by me. Not the government, not the Home Office but Starmer personally. Once you lose the next election, communist, we’ll meet in court! Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra , this communist cannot silence millions, nor can he take away their right to vote! UNITE THE KINGDOM!

@GuidoFawkes "I want to start by first saying that we have worked closely together on Violence Against Women and Girls" They certainly succeeded on that one!

Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips Resigns From Government order-order.com/2026/05/12/saf…

They should just put the national debt on a Vanquis Card and work towards rebuilding their credit rating

@DPJHodges King's Speech Latest

Labour MP: “Shabana Mahmood's briefing last night denied the Prime Minister the opportunity to leave with dignity, and as a result, the whole thing is going to descend into a bloody mess from which this government may never recover, no matter who takes over."

@ArchRose90 @Keir_Starmer

The party is over @Keir_Starmer. Resign.

@GuidoFawkes There's a huge rise in anti-starmerism!

Even David Lammy - who was tweeting today about Adolescence - is urging Starmer to quit per Robert Peston.

I sense that political obituarists are preparing to run with the line that @Keir_Starmer was a decent fellow, but ill-suited to politics. Honest but naïve. Well, have a look at this and then try to tell me he was honest. The signs were there from the start.