mama bird.

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

It’s not like “call pest control” level but I DO feel like I’ve encountered more than a typical number of spiders in my house this summer? Anyone else?

@igotsoel Noooooo I’m so sorry!

@smudgesstick 🥹

Having a I think about it all the time after meeting two of my friend’s lil babies in the last 5 days. And I’m thinking how they don’t live near me and I can’t be fun auntie Sage :/

I am also extremely sorry how quickly I was able to supply these

Y’all I live like a quarter mile from the evacuation zone and drive past these houses every day for daycare pickup. This is an INSANE story!!!

@smudgesstick I finally did see Lisa Barlow a few months ago at the mall but I do double takes and think I’m seeing all the housewives everywhere

@AdamBroud Same! The referral from my primary helped a lot, otherwise they’re impossible to get on the phone

@britbird46 Maybe! My main problem is ever getting psychiatrists on the phone to set up an appointment. So far, none of them have even picked up as I’ve called their offices

I’m not sure what vibes I’m putting out where all my friends tell their doctors they have ADHD and they get a prescription but every doctor I’ve seen has told me they need an official diagnosis from a trained specialist before they’ll consider a prescription

true strollers will see a 50 minute walk on google maps and think hell yea

I think I technically *can* do it so my brain is telling me I *must* do it even though my body is like wtf r u insane????

Situational OCD? Needing the dopamine rush of checking off the box today even if I end up even sicker/more exhausted tomorrow? Ex-religious scrupulousness? Just being silly? All of the above?

Deeply sorry for the annoying marathon content but I’m on track to finish my training program RIGHT on time for the race. Why is my brain telling me I will get a bad grade in “race” if I skip my 8 mile long run today even with a 102 fever and was up a lot last night w my 7mo old?

@sug_knight I’m sure it’s not exclusive to us but if it helps I’ve allowed myself to believe this is a Perpetually Thyroid Tired Girlie trait

I don’t understand how people go to sleep without at least 2 hours of wind down time

@TheDillionaire_ I’m a medium Beyoncé/Miley fan at best and hesitate to overly gush about any major new releases but this track really is my fav from the whole album

Tomorrow I will listen to that Beyoncé song with Miley Cyrus.

I do think I’ll recover but I just today I had to fully pull off the path and sit on a bench for 10 min bc I started weeping mid-run during the end of the Dear Edward audiobook

so close 💕 it’s actually 30 year old women at our office jobs

the tortured poets department

Oh my god

Me and the girlies on the way to see Dune 2, a movie about a spice world