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@osf_nft Oh shit

hello, squire.

@osf_rekt @berndawgler Been on it for a month. No noticeable results yet

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@WatcherGuru Which country caved? That would be nice to follow

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US and Iran agree to 2-week ceasefire, completely reopening Strait of Hormuz.

@rektmando When you find it let us know.

One thing is for sure to me The same group of people who found altcoins, then defi, then NFTs, then memecoins They aren’t just going to be satiated trading stocks and commodities now People in this space need the hope of 1000x gains - and the market will eventually create something to please that Think it probably comes by the end of the year

Does your normal pre workout onboard normies to crypto? I didn’t think so. Pivot to Rekt

@osf_rekt Keep going

rekt is gonna be everywhere

God damn I’m ready to get Rekt. Thanks @rektdrinks for putting me on.

Pivot to Rekt

@rektdrinks @bua9595 I’ve been saying this for years. We need Rekt preworkout

Rekt Energy Powder will launch in two flavours: 🔵 Blue Raspberry 🔴 Cherry Cola More flavours soon.

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@Chilearmy123 Job security. I’m all for it 🤣

Serious question: does anyone support the US situation in Iran? Feels like everyone on X is violently against it but not sure if that's the right sample size And has the reaction to wars always been like this? Iraq, Vietnam, etc Feels like 9/11 gave a lot of pro-war momentum/narrative (we need to control terrorism) Vs today all I read is how bad of an idea the Iran war was, how much Trump screwed up, etc

@ImGinnyRobinson Don’t sign up to fight if you don’t know what your sacrificing

U.S. families hugging before saying goodbye. How dare Donald Trump do this to us all.

@EricLDaugh Then who is gonna fuck your wife? 🤣

🚨 BREAKING: Terrifying footage released of the moment Islamic Senegal terrorist begins mass shooting at an Austin bar, killing several people He wore “ALLAH” proudly while doing it. I DO NOT want ANY of these people left in my country. Get them all out.

@WatcherGuru Where’s the laughing emoji when you need one

FUN FACT: 🇺🇸 The US Government is collecting donations to help pay off its $38 trillion debt.

@Polymarket What’s the over under. I’ll take this bet. Mfer ain’t coming to this shithole

BREAKING: The odds of Jesus Christ returning this year have doubled overnight. 4% chance.

We sat down whilst at the New York Stock Exchange to help educate people on brand coins. Watch the full interview below 👇

@JoeyMoose Sucks to suck nerd. Should’ve shorted

My $100,000 investment in $PENGUIN is now worth $37,500 in less than a week. Everyone said it would go to billions.

Short everything obviously

I love watching people catch the falling knife 🤣 I’m glad I’m broke as fuck

@rektdrinks @FoxBusiness @BloombergTV Rekt always has a way of showing up when the market crashes $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

During our time at the New York Stock Exchange, we spoke with leading financial media about taking Rekt mainstream. Airing soon on @FoxBusiness to over 95M US households and @BloombergTV to over 124M households.