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@PurelyFootball An odious pair of wankers

🍿 Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher going at it on punditry. 🍿

@TheGriftReport Wankers

Dine-dashers who ran up a £540 bill at a steakhouse and then legged it without paying are being hunted by police. A group of people enjoyed a slap-up meal at Miller & Carter in Kettering on April 6 between 5pm and 7.10pm before calmly walking out leaving the £539.70 tab unpaid. Northamptonshire Police have now released CCTV images of the suspects and are appealing for anyone who recognises them to come forward. It’s the second time in weeks the same branch has been hit by dine-and-dashers. Anyone with information should call police on 101 quoting incident number 26000213409.

@SportSJA Really !?!?!!?🫩

🏆🎙️ WINNER! Ally McCoist is named SJA Pundit of the Year at the British Sports Journalism Awards, sponsored by Canon. 🥇#SJA2025 #BritishSportsJournalismAwards #sportsmedia #sportsjournalism

@spencermorgan93 Rubbish take. Almost clueless

You have to be a special level of dumb or wannabe expert to genuinely think ‘no one cares anymore’ Country will stand still that night

@Raw_Combat_ Ffs screaming fucking women🤬🤬🤬🤬

Dude Gets Rocked After Trying To Start A Conflict With The Wrong One!

@idarwin Darwin

NIÑO ATROPELLADO EN BRASIL🤬😡 Un chico de 12 años jugaba en medio de la autopista saltando a un charco Momentos mas tarde un auto impacta al niño y le quita la vida. 30 años de cárcel para el conductor. De quien es la culpa? 🙎 o 🚗 ??

@rumiiihere Working in kitchens

Which year destroyed your mental health most??

@TongDFS @JamieMagill5 @RealMarkLatham Yep.

@JamieMagill5 @RealMarkLatham Ian Botham So much daylight, like; just so much daylight Stokes Flintoff Grieg I cannot emphasise enough the size of the gap between Botham and the rest

In what order would you place England all-rounders Tony Greig, Ian Botham, Andrew Flintoff and Ben Stokes? 🏏 @RealMarkLatham

@Jamielear1 @JamieMagill5 @RealMarkLatham Yep 100 % .

@JamieMagill5 @RealMarkLatham Easy. IT Botham, IT Botham followed by IT Botham. Next!

@johnaokane In the words of jason statham ,8 fucking hate pikeys

Its going off in Manchester Mulligans .. 🍺 🍻 Not sure why the travelling community are so upset with this door man 🤔 😭 Enjoy ...

@JLMNoticias Leave these poor animals alone. KARMA is a bitch

Tragedia en las fiestas de San Marcos en Beas de Segura España. Un hombre falleció este viernes tras ser corneado por un toro durante el desencajonamiento de los tradicionales toros ensogaos. El incidente ocurrió cuando la víctima intentaba alcanzar una barrera de protección. La organización guardó un minuto de silencio en su memoria.

@creepydotorg Darwin

In 2010, 19-year-old Australian rugby player Sam Ballard was dared to eat a garden slug at a party. The slug carried a parasite that infected his brain and left him in a coma for more than a year. He was later paralysed from the neck down and died eight years later at the age of 28.

@sliceinterlude If slot arteta or howe were black they would have been sacked by now.

Rosenior LinkedIn jokes might be funny but it is telling that pretty much every Black coach that dares to be somewhat ‘intellectual’ with their tactics and messaging gets labelled as a ‘Linkedin’, ‘charlatan’ or ‘hipster’ coach that doesn’t deserve their position

@Rhevolver Or worst defending in history. Fucking sunday club football !!!!

Después de la chilena de Cristiano y de la bolea de Zidane, este es el mejor gol en la historia de la Champions y no pienso discutirlo.

@real_DefendWest So Gay

Street tough act vs actual MMA training - the result is brutal. Thoughts? x.com/FightVideosFV/…

@ConorNigel @RyanGarcia This will be when you are finally exposed. And all this nonsence will stop. You can retire and run a boxing gym or personal fitness instructor .

@diol2n Life lessons are important

رجل حاول ضرب جندي من البحرية، الذي تمكن من تفادي الضربة، ورد عليه برد لن ينساه الرجل طوال حياته

@eurofounder Youre full of shit, this never happened 🤣🤣. Wife collapsed,oh i shall book a flight..🤣🤣

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@traceynev Nasty cowardly little shit, brave picking on a guy with his wife.

😢 situations like these are truly scary and I can assure you they are not delightful💔

@MbarkCherguia Sparta kick

It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?